Cowcow

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You look around and see that you're on a train. <img src="assets/train.gif" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:50%;position:relative;left:25%;" alt="gif of train arriving to a town"> <<set $drankpiss to false>> <<set $drunkness to 0>> <<timed 5s>> [[Get down|town]] <</timed>>

<div id="left-bar" class="bar"> <div id="left-bar-body" class="bar-body"> <img src="assets/avat.png" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;"> <div style="font-size:25px;color:yellow;text-align:center;"> Drunkness</div><br> <div id="drunky" style="text-align:center;font-size:30px;">0</div> </div> </div> <div id="right-bar" class="bar" style="left:80%;"></div>

<img src="assets/town.gif" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;position:relative;" alt="a gif of a village with 2 buildings one got sign with a beer on it another has fence and looks like a barn there's a fountain in the middle between these two"> <<if $drankpiss is false>> The sound of fountain echos through your ears. There are 2 buildings here. <<type 100ms start 3s>>[[Saloon|saloon]] [[Barn|barn]]<</type>> <<else>> I NEED TO GO BACK [[Train|trainend]] <</if>>

<img src="assets/bar.png" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;position:relative;" alt="a bar and there's only bartender here"> <<type 100ms start 3s>> [[Sit|saloonsit]] [[Go back|town]] <</type>>

<<if $drankpiss is false>> <img src="assets/piss.png" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;position:relative;" alt="piss"> <<if $drunkness gte 100>> Ter hos h're *hic* [[Drink|barn][$drankpiss to true;$drunkness to 999999]] <<else>> There's a horse in here. <</if>> <<else>> <img src="assets/nopiss.png" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;position:relative;" alt="piss"> t'er *hic *h'se n h'er *hic* <</if>> <<type 100ms start 3s>>[[Go back|town]]<</type>>

Cowcow swore to never visit this town again and died of kidney failure on the way home. <span style="font-size:50px;color:yellow;">*HIC*</span> <span style="font-size:50px;color:lightgreen;">Thanks for playing</span> <span style="font-size:40px;color:darkgreen;">-Chokokat</span>

<img src="assets/barsit.gif" style="image-rendering:pixelated;width:100%;position:relative;" alt="ur sitting front of a bar and there's a bartender smiling at you"> <<if $drunkness gte 100>> You're too drunk. No service. [[Leave|town]] <<else>> Would you like a drink? [[Drink|saloonsit][$drunkness to $drunkness+25]] <</if>>