Serial Dating

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!James Dahmer !!!I am a MALE looking for a FEMALE !![[MESSAGE JAMES NOW!|choice dude][$guy to "James", $otherguy to "Robert"]] !!!!!Occupation: * Chocolate Maker !!!!!Likes: * Hanging out in cemeteries. Travelling with friends. !!!!!Dislikes: * Being lied to. !!!!!What do you look for in a partner? * Someone who enjoys being active. They would also enjoy going out to eat and trying exotic food. [[Next ->Robert Alcala]]

!Robert Alcala !!!I am a MALE looking for a FEMALE !![[MESSAGE ROBERT NOW!|choice dude][$guy to "Robert", $otherguy to "James"]] !!!!!Occupation: * Photographer !!!!!Likes * Hate-watching movies. Hunting. Being in the wilderness. Photographing things. !!!!!Dislikes: * Drama. Insects. Being on dating gameshows. !!!!!What do you look for in a partner? * Someone who’s loyal and enjoys travelling to exotic, isolated places. Maturity. [[Next ->James Dahmer]]

!SERIAL DATING! [[(2 NEW MATCHES!) ->James Dahmer]]

!Voicemail from Mom:<q class='chat'>“Hi honey...How are you? Just checking in to see how you’re doing. Have you been going out much? Meeting anyone new?”</q> <q class='chat'>You know, [[marriage is a priority for our family->OKCUPID!]]. And It’s important that you do what’s right for everyone. Anyway, hope you have a good day. I’ll check in with you later.”</q> <<timed 15s>> <div id='thought'>Yeah, yeah….Remind me some more. </div> <</timed>> <div style='clear: both;'></div>

<q class='me'>Hi! Nice to meet you.</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>Nice to meet you as well. [[You look beautiful.->date 1.2]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='me'>Thank you! Do you come here often?</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='him'>Yeah, I come here with my [[dog->date 1.3]] all the time.</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>I have a german shepherd named [[Pickles->date 1.4]].</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='me'>[[That’s so cute!->date 1.4]] Those are my favorite dogs!</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>I thought you liked Pugs? Your profile said that pugs are your favorite?</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='me'>Yeah...haha I like a lot of different kinds of dogs. [[It’s hard->date 1.5]] to choose just one.</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>Yeah haha I understand! They’re awesome.</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='me'>[[Maybe we could go for a walk->date 1.6]] with your dog sometime. </q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>Sure! That sounds nice. I enjoy walking in the woods. He likes the animals out there.</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='me'>[[Sounds good to me!->date 1 reflection]]</q> <</timed>>

He seems nice… I like that he’s outdoorsy. I especially like that he has a dog. I wish I hadn’t put my foot in my mouth though! Hopefully he’ll forget about it. It’s also cool that he does photography. I’ll ask him if he will show me some of his work sometime. [[I can’t wait for our next date!->other text 2]] It’s funny that he can like the outdoors but not like insects.

<h1>Message from <<print $otherguy>>:</h1> <<timed 2s>><div class='chat'>“Hey!...Just checking in. How are you?”</div><</timed>> <<timed 6s>><div id='thought'>Ugh this guy…</div><</timed>> <<timed 8s>><div class='re chat'>“Hey! I’m good. How are you?”</div><</timed>> <<timed 9s>><div id='thought'>This guy [[won’t take the hint->date 2.1]].</div><</timed>>

<q class='me'>Hey again! How are you doing today?</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>Better now! [[How about you?->date 2.2]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='me'>I’m good...Just got off work.</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>Where do you work?</q><</timed>> <<timed 3s>> <<if $guy=='Robert'>> <q id='thought'>what should I tell him?<<actions [[I’m a photographer at my own business!|date 2.3 photographer]] [[I’m a ranger at the park!|date 2.3 ranger]] >></q> <<else>> <q id='thought'>what should I tell him?<<actions [[I’m a funeral director!|date 2.3 funeral director]] [[I’m a food blogger!|date 2.3 food blogger]] >></q> <</if>> <</timed>>

<q class='me'>I'm a ranger at the park!</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='him'>That’s so cool! So you must do a lot of exploring outside, right?</q> <</timed>> <<timed 4s>> <q class='me'>Yeah, I guess so. I spend a lot of time [[maintaining trails->date 2.4 ranger]]. I know them like the back of my hand.</q> <</timed>>

<q class='me'>I'm a photographer! You’re a photographer too, right? We should compare notes sometime.</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='him'>Yeah! Awesome! I didn’t know you had your own business.</q> <</timed>> <<timed 4s>> <q class='me'>Yeah! I’d love to see some of your work. Maybe next time we hang out?</q> <</timed>> <<timed 5s>> <q class='him'>[[Of course.->date 2 ending]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>Maybe you can show me your favorite spot sometime.</q> <q class='me'>[[Sure! I’d love to.->date 2 ending]]</q>

<q class='me'>Can I also meet your dog next time?</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>Yeah, I’m sure he’d love to meet you.</q><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><q class='me'>[[Looking forward to it.->date 2 reflection]]</q><</timed>>

[[I can’t believe how much we have in common!->other text 3]] I can’t wait to go on a hike with him and his dog. I’m even more excited to see him now than after our first date!

<h1>Message from <<print $otherguy>>:</h1> <div class='chat'>Hi! Listen..I know you’re seeing Robert. Don’t ask how I know. But I’ve heard some weird things about him. I wanted to give you a heads up.</div> <<timed 3s>> <div id='thought'>Who does this guy think he is?! Desperate much?</div> <div class='re chat'>Okay...That’s a little weird that you know that. What’s weird about him?</div><</timed>> <<timed 4s>> <div class='chat'>I’ve heard from some friends that he’s kinda creepy...He has an ex that no one knows what happened to...Ask him about it when you see him next.</div><</timed>> <<timed 5s>> <div class='re chat'>Really? So because he has an ex that moved away that makes him sketchy? Give me a break.</div><</timed>> <<timed 8s>> <div class='chat'>I’m just looking out for you..</div><</timed>> <<timed 10s>> <div class='re chat'>[[Whatever dude.->date 3.1]]</div><</timed>> <div style='clear: both;'></div>

<q class='him'>Hey! I’ve missed you!</q> <<timed 4s>><q class='me'>Hey! Yeah, it’s good to see you again. Why are you [[so dirty->date 3.2]]?</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>I was out in the backyard digging a hole…</q> <<timed 5s>><q class='me'>...[[A hole?->date 3.3]] What for?!</q><</timed>>

<q class='me'>I’m so sorry to hear that. I was looking forward to meeting him..</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='him'>Me too. I hope you don’t mind while I shower quick.</q><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><q class='me'>[[Not at all!->date 3.4]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='me'>I'm a food blogger.</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>So you literally get paid to eat!? That’s awesome!</q><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><q class='me'>Haha, yeah, I really enjoy it. I get to try exotic dishes and travel. And you make chocolate, right? [[That’s pretty cool.->date 2.4 food blogger]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='me'>I'm a funeral director...</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='him'>That’s so cool! But don’t you ever get depressed?</q> <</timed>> <<timed 3s>> <q class='me'>Not really. I got used to it after a while. It’s almost calming to me now. That probably sounds weird. It probably doesn’t compare to [[making chocolate all day->date 2.4 funeral director]] though!</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>Haha, making chocolate isn’t as nice as it sounds. But that doesn’t sound weird at all, I totally understand that and feel the same way.</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='me'>Really? [[How would you know?->date 2.5 funeral director]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>Oh...I wouldn’t. It just sounds like it would feel that way.</q> <<timed 2s>> <q class='me'>[[I see...->date 2 ending]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='him'>That sounds like a dream. There are some dishes I’m dying to try. Maybe you can make some recommendations sometime? And yes, I make chocolate.</q> <<timed 4s>> <q class='me'>I’d love to provide [[some recommendations!->date 2 ending]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='thought'>I [[wonder who that woman is->date 3.5]] in the photos on the table?</q>

<q class='me'>Oh, hey! Didn’t know you’d be back from your shower so soon. Your work is...very nice. Who is this woman in the photo?</q> <<timed 4s>><q class='him'>Oh...that’s an old friend of mine...we used to date. We don’t talk much anymore.</q><</timed>> <<timed 6s>><q class='me'>Oh? What happened?</q><</timed>> <<timed 8s>><q class='him'>She had to move away for work.</q><</timed>> <<timed 10s>><q class='thought'>[[I’ll remember that...->date 3.6]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='me'>That’s understandable...I don’t talk to any of my exes either.</q> <<timed 5s>><q class='him'>Yeah...I don’t like to talk about it much.</q><</timed>> <<timed 7s>> <q class='me'>[[I understand.->date 3.7]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>Want to watch a movie?</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='me'>[[Sure!->cut 3.7]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>Would you want to go camping with me this weekend?</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='me'>Sure! That sounds great. Did you have [[somewhere in mind?->date 3.9]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>There’s this place a couple hours out that I like to go to.</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='me'>*Uneasily* Okay! Yeah, let’s do it. I’m going to head home now, it’s getting late. [[See you this weekend.->date 3 reflection]]</q><</timed>>

He’s….cool. It’ll be nice to get away with him for the weekend….Tonight was okay. I can’t seem to shake my mind from what <<print $otherguy>> was messaging me yesterday….which is stupid. I’m letting what he said about <<print $guy>>'<<if $guy!='James'>><</if>> ex-girlfriend get to me too much. [[I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.->mom called]]

!Message from Mom: <div class='chat'>Hey honey. How’s life? Have you been mingling at all? I hope you’ve been getting yourself out there! Love you.</div><div style='clear:both'></div> <q id='thought' class='me'>...What do I do? * [[Go with him.->go with him]] * [[Don’t go with him.->don't go with him]] </q>

<q class='him'>You ready to go?</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='me'>Yeah! Can’t wait. [[Hey, what happened to your face?->go with him 2]]</q> <</timed>>

Game Over...You’re out of the trust fund and never find love.

<q class='him'>Oh this? This happened when I was cutting stuff in the kitchen. I was careless with the knife haha. [INSERT LAUGH HERE]</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='me'>Ouch! That looks painful. [[Glad it’s not too bad, though.->go with him 3]]</q> <</timed>>

<q class='me'>Oh..umm..okay… [nervous laugh...hmm]</q> <<timed 2s>><q class='him'>[[Anyway, let’s go!->camping 1]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>I’m so happy you’re here right now. I love being around you. You make me very happy.</q> <<timed 7s>><div id='thought'>What should I say? * [[You make me really happy too!->HAPPY END]] * [[That’s nice, but I think we might be taking things a little fast...->camping 2]] </div> <</timed>>

<q class='me'>You make me really happy too!</q>

*HE LOOKS KIND OF ANGRY/FLUSTERED* <q class='me'>That’s nice, but I think we might be taking things a little fast...</q> <<timed 5s>> <q class='him'>I’m not sure what you mean..? Why do you think it’s too fast?</q><</timed>> <<timed 8s>><q class='me'>Well, it’s just we’ve only been seeing each other for a little over a month now…</q><</timed>> <<timed 11s>><q class='him'>I understand…</q><</timed>> <<timed 13s>><q class='me'>Yeah, I think maybe we should [[relax things a bit.->camping 3]]</q><</timed>>

<q class='him'>If I’m being perfectly honest, I haven’t been fully truthful with you…</q> <<timed 3s>><q class='me'>What do you mean?</q><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><q class='me'>Well, my profile said I was a hunter….but I didn’t exactly say what it is that [[I’m a hunter of…->death]]</q><</timed>>

*SCREEN FADES TO RED AND SAYS YOU ARE DEAD. OMINOUS MUSIC IS PLAYING*

<h1>Message from <<print $guy>>:</h1> <<timed 3s>><div class="chat guy">Hey! I see we’re a 95% match. It’s cool that you like the outdoors. Would you like to meet?</div><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><div class='re chat'>Yeah let’s meet!</div><</timed>> <<timed 9s>><div class='chat guy <<print $guy>>'>Cool! How about the park?</div><</timed>> <<timed 11s>><div class='re chat'>Sure! Tomorrow at 5pm?</div><</timed>> <<timed 14s>><div class='chat guy <<print $guy>>'>Sounds good. :)</div><</timed>> <<timed 18s>><div id='thought'>Nice! [[I can’t wait.->other guy texts]]</div><</timed>> <div style='clear:both;'></div>

<h1>Message from <<print $otherguy>>:</h1> <div class='chat otherguy <<print $otherguy>>'>Hey! I matched 80% with you on the test. Want to meet up sometime?</div> <<timed 4s>><div class='re chat'>Hey! Not right now. [[I’m pretty busy.->date 1.1]]</div><</timed>> <div style='clear:both;'></div>

<<timed 8s>> <<goto 'date 3.8'>> <</timed>>