Floor

You lie on the cool tiled floor of your kitchen. You [[think]] to yourself:

"I could really go for some [[cheese]] right [[now]]"

You reach for the cheese on the [[counter]], but then you remember you're still on the [[floor]]

-or maybe later, there are so many [[things]] I can do with my life other than eat [[cheese]]"

you lazily reach for the cheese you left on the counter, however, quickly remebering you're lactose intolerent, [[you stop yourself]]. You don't even know why you own cheese in the first place.

the floor is still cool on your back. The sunlight coming in from the window warms your feet. [[You close your eyes->things]]

You think back to your childhood, back when your mother made you take harpsicord lessons. You consider your past [[potential]] before quitting to play varsity ultimate frisbee with the [[cool kids]]

You think you could get back into playing the harpsicord if you tried. it was [[challenging, yet rewarding]]

You hated ultimate frisbee, but [[you have always been better at sports than music anyways->challenging, yet rewarding]]

[["then again, we can't have it all"->nextb]] you say to yourself out loud

[["then again, we can't have it all"->next]] you say to yourself out loud

you start to consider getting up from the floor, pondering the [[pros]] and [[cons]] of the matter

You think about all of the things you can do with your day, like [[online shopping]], [[listening to music]], and [[eating lactose free products]]. However these are all things that involve [[moving]]

You think about all of the things you can do with your day, such as laying, and being on the floor. Two things you are currently enjoying very much. One might say you could [[do this all day]].

you think briefly about getting up, pondering the [[pros->prosA]] and [[cons]] of the matter

You think about all of the things you can do with your day, like [[online shopping]], [[listening to music]], and eating [[cheese products]]. However these are all things that involve [[moving]].

Your back starts to hurt. You think it might be about [[time to get up]] or [[something->prosA]]

you remember you left some [[loose cheetos]] in your pocket to save for later.

After briefly considering eating your pocket cheetos, you remember that you put the cheetos in your back pocket, so they're probably all crushed now since you're [[lying on the floor->do this all day]]. Also you're [[allergic to cheese]]

You stop thinking about cheetos and start to reminisce about all the [[dairy products]] that could have been eaten by you throughout your life.

Time to drop that thought like it's a hot bowl of chili, and you're saving room for dessert.You've got things to do, places to be, [[floors to get off of->pros]]

then again who needs dairy? Not you, that's for sure. You'd die if you had ice cream! [[You could really go for some hummus right now]]

You find a list of links to things for sale, scrolling past [[some zebra striped cowboy boots with a matching vest]], [[a used bottle of laundry detergent]], [[a box filled with fifty bags of teddygrahms]], and a [[harpsicord]]

[[you decide to listen to some harpsichord->harpsicord]]

[[hummus sounds good right about now->You could really go for some hummus right now]]

You get up off of the floor ''-NEUTRAL END-''

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you decide to set a bid on the teddygrams, thinking about how much fewer trips to the store you'll have to take to furfill your insatiable desire for those tasty bears. This was obviously the right descision ''-BEST END-''

As you click on the link to the empty bottle, you start to [[ponder your existance]]

You purchase the zebra striped cowboy boots with a matching vest. shortly after realizing it doesn't come with pants, you're pretty sure this was a [[mistake]]

Spontaniously deciding to take back your childhood ambitions and become a professional harsichordist, you spend most of your money on a really nice [[harpsichord->h2]]

''Years later'', you lie on a slightly nicer tiled floor by a fireplace. As an ''accomplished harpsichordist'', you have successfully paid off all of your debt and //can buy all of the teddygrahms you desire// ''-GOOD END-''

After purchasing the bottle of detergent, you decide to do something with your life and [[move to vegas to become a connoisseur or something else fancy]]

You sigh, still on the floor. You think about how empty your day was, [[much like that bottle of detergent]]

You move to Vegas and end up spending all of your money on slot machines. At least you tried. ''-BAD END-''

You remember you left some [[hummus in your pocket]]

you eat the pocket hummus. Today was a good day ''-GOOD END-''

Dissapointed by your lack of zebra striped pants, you fall asleep on the floor ''-BAD END-''

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You lie on the cool tiled floor of your kitchen. You

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