Universal Translator Bug Tracker - Logged in as Meredith Z
[x] Assigned to me [x] Unresolved
[OPEN] [Priority: low] 315848
Description: korevian-english intertranslation problem, english profanity unintelligible to korevian users
Steps to reproduce:
1) get in an argument with a korevian coworker
2) insult them with profanity
User Version: UT Borges v 1.14.2 TO48b-EN
[RESOLVE]
David S: online
MZ: hey david
DS: yeah what's up?
MZ: what's going on fuckface
DS: hm, yeah i don't know that one
MZ: just checking. i was pretty sure korevian doesn't have the concept of swearing
DS: yes that is true
DS: well not exactly, we have ritualized flanging of our appendages but that's not on the feature roadmap afaik
MZ: thanks for the help
DS: no problem fuckface! :)
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[TICKET CLOSED] reason: fundamentally untranslatable concept
[OPEN] [Priority: high] 315852
Description: i can't tell my human boyfriend that i love him.
Steps to reproduce:
1) plan a lovely summer vacation on Sector 5MV-alpha
2) surprise propose to your human boyfriend with the traditional sakari beast offering
3) experience rejection and dismay when his face does not light up in joy but contorts in incomprehension, ruining what should be a beautiful moment
User Version: UT Gutenberg v 1.7.3 KO284-SK
[RESOLVE]
Korbaxtel the Craven: online
MZ: hey how would you propose to me
KC: considering our relative difference in age and status, i suppose i would say
KC: will you be my eternal beloved?
MZ: hm
MZ: what if i was above you in status?
KC: in that case i would not dare to call you my eternal beloved. i would say, will you be my eternal beloved?
MZ: gotcha
KC: while you're here, could you tell me what you call this?
-KC sent an image-
MZ: that's a duck
KC: interesting... thank you for your assistance.
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[TICKET CLOSED] reason: could not reproduce. please resubmit ticket with
what languages were being spoken by both parties. keep in mind there are over 7000 human
languages.
[OPEN] [Priority: unassigned] 315858
Description: everything is okay. there are no problems of significance.
Steps to reproduce:
1) be unworthy of attention
2) be quiet
3) everything will be fine
4) everything will be fine
User Version: UT Alexandria v 1.11.12 EL912-JW
[RESOLVE]
[TICKET CLOSED] reason: you are using an outdated version of the universal translator, which is known to have difficulties with cross-conceptual epistemological entities. please update to the latest software.
[OPEN] [Priority: medium] 315919
Description: my stelluvan friends refer to me by the incorrect pronouns. i can't explain it to them and they do not seem to be aware of it. i understand that stelluvans have no concept of gender but i'm the only human in our groupchat experiencing this issue.
Steps to reproduce:
1) ask a stelluvan to use they/them
2) they continue to use incorrect pronouns
User Version: UT Borges v 1.14.2 TO48b-EN
[RESOLVE]
[TICKET CLOSED] reason: advanced features for customizing translator output, such as altering style of speech, idiomatic expressions, etc, are only available on the premium plan.
[OPEN] [Priority: critical] 315940
Description: we cannot speak to our child without the translator anymore. she only speaks ✤✬✺✮ with the other kids at school and is no longer able to speak ✦✙✦✺ at home. we didn't realize she's been wearing the damn fish all the time for the past seven lunar cycles.
Steps to reproduce:
unknown
User Version: UT Alexandria v 2.1.0 GLN34-✦✙
[RESOLVE]
[TICKET CLOSED] reason: user error. the long-term effects of the Universal Translator on children have not been throughly researched. users are advised to exercise caution with the product during their critical language acquisition period.