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HEY YOU! [[Me?]]

YES!! YOU!!! YOU GOTTA HURRY!!!! [[Hurry? To do what?]] [[What the heck get away from me wierdo]]

ONLY 10 MINUTES UNTIL IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!! [[10 minutes?]] [[Until what happens? What are you on about?]] [[Okay! what do I do?!?]]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S HAPPENING IN 10 MINUTES! YOU GOTTA HURRY!!! [[Yeah, sure, whatever.]] [[Okay, okay. What are you talking about?]] [[You're crazy. Peace.]]

EVEN LESS NOW THAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING! IT'S CLOSE! GO GO GO!!!!! [[Okay! what do I do?!?]] [[Yeah, sure, whatever.]]

THE THING! IT'LL HAPPEN! AUGH! IT'S EVEN CLOSER TO HAPPENING NOW!! I'VE TALKED TOO MUCH!!! [[No, wait, what? At least help me out a little!]] [[Yeah, sure, whatever.]]

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! IT'LL HAPPEN IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES NOW!!! [[JUST HURRY UP AND TELL ME PLEASE!!!]] [[Actually, you know what? Forget it.]]

I! AM! SERIOUS! YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!! [[Okay! what do I do?!?]] [[Okay, okay. What are you talking about?]]

THE! Y'KNOW... THING!!! IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!!! [[WHAT IS IT???]] [[You're crazy. Peace.]]

* You leave. 10 minutes pass. You die.

PROMISE ME YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY!!! [[Um... why?]] [[You're crazy. Peace.]]

YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY!!! [[Um... why?]] [[Yeah, sure, whatever.]]

NO, WAIT!! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!!! [[You're crazy. Peace.]] [[Okay, okay. What are you talking about?]]

OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE AN EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU COULD NEVER FATHOM!!! [[Ok.]] [[Actually, you know what? Forget it.]]

ok great thx now pls like & subscribe [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[YES]] [[...]]

[[no.]]

* You died.

* Congratulations! You don't die! Also, you've lost money somehow.