...(click-replace:"...")[(text-color:orange)[''...''](set:$kaomoji to "(－ω－) zzZZZ")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
...
Hello?(click-replace:"Hello?")[(text-color:orange)[''Hello?'']
- Ah! What?(set:$kaomoji to "( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
Who is here?(click-replace:"Who is here?")[(text-color:orange)[''Who is here?'' ]
- Well, I am!(set:$kaomoji to "ヾ(・ω・*)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
And who are you?(click-replace:"And who are you?")[(text-color:orange)[''And who are you?'']
- I'm a game! (set:$kaomoji to "(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
What do you mean you're a game?(click-replace:" What do you mean you're a game?")[(text-color:orange)['' What do you mean you're a game?'']
- Well, I was created to be a game. Do you want to play me?(set:$kaomoji to "(o(>ω<)o")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Yes", "GameFail1")
(link-goto:"No", "Game Over")
]]]]](set:$kaomoji to "(´×ω×`)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]GAME OVER(click-replace:"GAME OVER")[''GAME OVER''
There's nothing here, because I'm done! You can only restart me.(set:$kaomoji to "╮(×︿×)╭")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link:"Restart the game")[(restart:)]]- Nice! You've just won! Thanks for playing.(set:$kaomoji to " °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
Wait, what?(click-replace:"Wait, what?")[(text-color:orange)[''Wait, what?'']
- You've won! Would you like to play again? (set:$kaomoji to "(･ω<)☆")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
That's not how games work!(click-replace:"That's not how games work!")[(text-color:orange)[''That's not how games work!'']
- What do you mean? You want to say I'm a bad game? (set:$kaomoji to " (ಡ‸ಡ)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
You just don't act as a game.(click-replace:"You just don't act as a game.")[(text-color:orange)[''You just don't act as a game.'']
- Oh well, I've never met other games. Would you tell me what it's like?(set:$kaomoji to "(￣▽￣*)ゞ")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Games must have a goal", "Goal")
(link-goto:"Games must have a reward", "Reward")
(link-goto:"Games must have rules","Rules")
]]](set:$goalvisited to true)- A goal, you say? Aren't you supposed to have one?(set:$kaomoji to " σ(￣、￣〃)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]
You must present me with opportunity of having one!(click-replace:"You must present me with opportunity of having one!")[(text-color:orange)[''You must present me with opportunity of having one!'']
- Oh, okay, a little misunderstanding here. I thought I gave you one by asking to play me!(set:$kaomoji to " ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ ")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
You shouldn't have to ask(click-replace:" You shouldn't have to ask")[(text-color:orange)[''You shouldn't have to ask'' me to play you! I should be able to just do it!]
- That's not the point right now! Tell me what goal you want? (set:$kaomoji to " ☆⌒(>。<)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse")[$kaomoji]
(link:"I want to kill monsters")[(set:$goalmonsters to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"I want to grow trees")[(set:$goaltrees to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link-goto:"I want to battle against someone", "BattleResponce")
]](set:$rewardvisited to true)- Rewards, mm? You, humans, are so petty! Can't you just enjoy me?(set:$kaomoji to "(ﾉ´ з `)ノ")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
There isn't much to enjoy...(click-replace:"There isn't much to enjoy...")[(text-color:orange)[''There isn't much to enjoy...'']
- I will pretend I didn't hear that. Now, what do you think would be a good reward for you?(set:$kaomoji to "o(TヘTo)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link:"I want to have a numeric value to my performance!")[(set:$rewardnumbers to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"I want to gain something, a reminder of my victory!")[(set:$rewardmedal to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link-goto: "I don't need a reward", "RewardResponce")]
(set:$rulesvisited to true)- Okay, what are rules? (set:$kaomoji to "(¯ . ¯٥)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]
They're like directions for me to play you(click-replace:"They're like directions for me to play you")[(text-color:orange)[''They're like directions for me to play you'']
- Why would you need anything like that, can't you just freestyle me?(set:$kaomoji to "(•ิ_•ิ)?")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
That didn't sound appropriate for this conversation(click-replace:"That didn't sound appropriate for this conversation")[(text-color:orange)[''That didn't sound appropriate for this conversation'']
- Well maybe I'm also not good in English. Bad game with bad English! Choose the rules already. (set:$kaomoji to "ヽ( `д´*)ノ")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link:"You should be turn-based")[(set:$rulesturn to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"You should be real-time")[(set:$rulestime to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link-goto:"These aren't rules!","RulesResponce")]]- There's only me and you! Choose something else, please. (set:$kaomoji to " (｡•́︿•̀｡)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
You aren't even trying...(click-replace:"You aren't even trying...")[(text-color:orange)[''You aren't even trying...'']
- Hey, that's unfair! I'm just a very young game, I can't do everything you want! Please, decide on something in the range of my humble abilites.(set:$kaomoji to "｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link:"I want to kill monsters")[(set:$goalmonsters to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"I want to grow trees")[(set:$goaltrees to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]]
(if:$goalvisited is true and $rewardvisited is true and $rulesvisited is true)[(goto:"GameSet")]Okay, I will remember that. Anything else?(set:$kaomoji to " (≧◡≦)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(if: $goalvisited is false)[(link-goto:"Games must have a goal", "Goal")](if: $rewardvisited is false)[(link-goto:"
Games must have a reward", "Reward")](if: $rulesvisited is false)[(link-goto:"
Games must have rules","Rules")](set:$goalvisited to false, $rewardvisited to false, $rulesvisited to false, $goalmonsters to false, $goaltrees to false, $rewardnumbers to false, $rewardmedal to false, $rulesturn to false, $rulestime to false)
(set:$kaomoji to "(－ω－) zzZ")- Ahhh, but you just said that the game needs that! You confuse me on purpose, don't you!(set:$kaomoji to "｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
No, I don't, you're the one confused(click-replace:"No, I don't, you're the one confused")[(text-color:orange)[''No, I don't, you're the one confused'']
- You're being mean to me for no reason...(set:$kaomoji to "(╥﹏╥)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
That's not me, that's the text YOU are giving me to answer!(click-replace:"That's not me, that's the text YOU are giving me to answer!")[(text-color:orange)[''That's not me, that's the text YOU are giving me to answer!'']
- What text? I don't know what you're talking about! Just answer, what reward you want and stop being difficult.(set:$kaomoji to "(＃`Д´)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
(link:"I want to have a numeric value to my performance!")[(set:$rewardnumbers to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"I want to gain something, a reminder of my victory!")[(set:$rewardmedal to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
]]-What are you, a know-it-all all-mighty designer of all games? Maybe I'm different! Stop imposing me with your idea of games. Maybe, I'm a completely independent experience, have you ever heard of that? I give you choice, so choose!(set:$kaomoji to "٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link:"You should be turn-based")[(set:$rulesturn to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(link:"You should be real-time")[(set:$rulestime to true)(goto:"CommonDecider")]
(if:$rulesturn is true)[- Okay, you take a turn.(set:$kaomoji to "∠( ᐛ 」∠)_")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]
Wtf?(click-replace:"Wtf?")[(text-color:orange)[''Wtf?'']
What?! That's what you wanted, right? Take a damn turn already, you're just taking my time!(set:$kaomoji to "(╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Take a turn", "GameConstructor2")]](if:$rulestime is true)[- Okay, imagine yourself... very real in time right now. You're like so-so in this time. You're rushing through time and space on a huge boulder constantly, without any break.(set:$kaomoji to "∠( ᐛ 」∠)_")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]
Is this your interpretation of 'real-time'?(click-replace:"Is this your interpretation of 'real-time'?")[(text-color:orange)[''Is this your interpretation of 'real-time'?'']
I don't care if you judge me for how I work! I don't even ask much of you. Just exist in time and space, is it that hard?(set:$kaomoji to "(╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Just exist in time and space", "GameConstructor2")]]- Okay, thank you for explaning it to me... I still feel like I'm lacking understanding about how this conversation is supposed to be going. Do you want to play me now?(set:$kaomoji to "(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Yes", "GameConstructor")
(link-goto:"No", "Game Over")- Now! (if:$goalmonsters is true and $rulesturn is true)[ You meet a very scary monster! Take another turn to slay it. (set:$kaomoji to "Σ(°△°|||)︴")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
This game is literally pointless...(click-replace:"This game is literally pointless...")[(text-color:orange)[''This game is literally pointless...'']
- Stop being mean to me! I'm trying my best. Play by my rules that you've created!(set:$kaomoji to "☆⌒(>。<)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Take a turn to slay the monster", "GameConstructor3")]](if:$goaltrees is true and $rulesturn is true)[You find a seed! Take another turn to plant it.(set:$kaomoji to "ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
This game is literally pointless...(click-replace:"This game is literally pointless...")[(text-color:orange)[''This game is literally pointless...'']
- Stop being mean to me!! I'm trying my best. Play by my rules that you've created!(set:$kaomoji to "☆⌒(>。<)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Take a turn to plant the seed", "GameConstructor3")]](if:$goalmonster is true and $rulestime is true)[You meet a very scary monster! What will you do?(set:$kaomoji to "Σ(°△°|||)︴")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
This game is literally pointless...(click-replace:"This game is literally pointless...")[(text-color:orange)[''This game is literally pointless...'']
- Stop being mean to me! I'm trying my best. Play by my rules that you've created!(set:$kaomoji to "☆⌒(>。<)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Slay the monster right there and then", "GameConstructor3")]](if:$goaltrees is true and $rulestime is true)[You find a seed! What will you do?(set:$kaomoji to "ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
This game is literally pointless...(click-replace:"This game is literally pointless...")[(text-color:orange)[''This game is literally pointless...'']
- Stop being mean to me! I'm trying my best. Play by my rules that you've created!(set:$kaomoji to "☆⌒(>。<)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Plant the seed right there and then", "GameConstructor3")]]- You did a great job and (if:$goalmonsters is true)[slayed the monster with your might!(set:$kaomoji to "ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]] (if:$goaltrees is true)[the tree has grown ouf of the seed!(set:$kaomoji to "٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]]
That was too easy(click-replace:"That was too easy")[(text-color:orange)[''That was too easy'']
- Shish! You're literally the worst player I've ever had. Can't even be nice to me!(set:$kaomoji to "(￣□￣」)")(replace:?kaomoji)[$kaomoji]
Give me a reward already(click-replace:"Give me a reward already")[(text-color:orange)[''Give me a reward already'']
-Here you go! (if:$rewardnumbers is true)[You've gained 3000 points placing you at the top of my scoreboard!(set:$kaomoji to " (￣ε￣＠)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
I can't imagine you having a scoreboard(click-replace:"I can't imagine you having a scoreboard")[(text-color:orange)[''I can't imagine you having a scoreboard'']
- Yeah, I've noticed you're bad at imagining things. (set:$kaomoji to "┐(￣ヘ￣)┌")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
[(link-goto:"That clearly wasn't a good game", "GameFail2")]
]](if:$rewardmedal is true)[I give you this medal as a reminder of your greatious victory!(set:$kaomoji to "(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)🎖♡")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"slide-right") [$kaomoji]
It's not real though? (click-replace:"It's not real though?")[(text-color:orange)[''It's not real though?'']
- Well, it's very real to me. As I said, you humans are to petty with this kind of stuff. (set:$kaomoji to "(＃￣0￣)🎖")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
[(link-goto:"That clearly wasn't a good game", "GameFail2")]]]]](css: "font-size: 175%")[$kaomoji]<kaomoji|
<hr>- I can't deal with you anymore. There's no way to please you! I did everything you mentioned and you're still not satisfied? (set:$kaomoji to "୧((#Φ益Φ#))୨")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
But games should have challenge!(click-replace:"But games should have challenge!")[(text-color:orange)[''But games should have challenge!'']
- You didn't mention that when you were making wishes about my inner complexity!(set:$kaomoji to "(҂ `з´ )")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
That's because I didn't have a choice! (click-replace:"That's because I didn't have a choice!")[(text-color:orange)[''That's because I didn't have a choice!'']
- And here I thought you were a creature of free will, unlike me! I guess you're not that good of a human, huh? As useless as I am!(set:$kaomoji to "(←_←)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
I'm very tired of this game(click-replace:"I'm very tired of this game")[(text-color:orange)[''I'm very tired of this game'']
- Then leave me. Maybe I'm tired of you too! Didn't even once thought of my feelings.(set:$kaomoji to "(；￣Д￣)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
But I'm literally just clicking on only replies that are available here!(click-replace:"But I'm literally just clicking on only replies that are available here!")[(text-color:orange)[''But I'm literally just clicking on only replies that are available here!'']
- That doesn't sound like my problem! (set:$kaomoji to "凸(￣ヘ￣)")(replace:?kaomoji)+(transition:"pulse") [$kaomoji]
I should just close you(click-replace:"I should just close you")[(text-color:orange)[''I should just close you'']
- Clearly, that will be the best choice for us both. (set:$kaomoji to "(￣︿￣)")(replace:?kaomoji) [$kaomoji]
(link-goto:"Game Over", "Game Over")]]]]]<hr>(color:#222222)[(link:"Restart")[(restart:)]]