(set: $entity to (either: "space worm", "draconic entity")).
You wake up to a titanic (print: $entity) outside your window.
"Not again!" you exclaim as you reach for your gamma ray burst emitter on your nightstand
You point your gamma ray burst emitter at the incomprehensibly large (print: $entity) outside your window. You hold down the trigger and the device begins to warm up. You feel your bed smoking so you hop out of bed, open your window, point the emitter at the entity, and (link-goto: "release the trigger",(either: "The entity squacks",
"The entity squeaks"))The (print: $entity) squacks, subsequently firing a bolt of concentrated plasma at you, killing you instantly.The (print: $entity) squeaks, igniting and burning until there's nothing but radioactive ash which is quickly dispersed by the wind, probably poisoning some poor souls somewhere else. Not your problem.
You then go back to what you would have nominally done if it weren't for the inconvenient interruption of an eldritch cosmic entity in your perfectly normal day.
[[brush your teeth first]]
[[wash your face first]][You brush your teeth before washing your face. I don't know why I put this in here.
You subsequently get dressed and go outside. Right as you are about to enter your vehicle, an even larger (print: $entity) falls from the sky, landing on your vehicle but barely misses squishing you too. Your curse to yourself and pull your handheld singularity generator (that you nicknamed "The Name Eraser" as it has a tendency to erase not only an entity, but also all knowledge of said entity from all time) that you always keep on your person in case somebody annoys you.
You point it at the (print: $entity) and fire. You are pretty confident in The Name Eraser, but you know that it has a 10% chance of backfiring, erasing you instead.
(set: $shot to (random: 1,100))]
(if: $shot < 11)[The shot from The Name Eraser forms, but looks larger than usual. That's alright, you foolishly think, before the shot bursts, instantly erasing you from all of space-time.] (else:)[The shot forms properly as usual, erasing the (print: $entity) within the amount of time that this game can complete a frame, and definitely not because I'm too lazy to animate this in the future, shut up! Now you got to walk to work.]
You wash your face before brushing your teeth for some reason. I don't know why you would do such a thing. What is wrong with you? You think this if funny?! I'll just smite you for this crime against morning routines. You immediately die.