...
[[> watch this space|w1]]...
> beginning data narrowcast
> estimated coords #####,#####
> aligning antenna... done
> debug: echoing datapack to console
> debug: TODO disable this before shipping to client
> debug: bug reference: #04AE77D
[[...|w2]]...
> datapack/meta:
> observations: 1996451371
> filtered observations: 0
> battery health: 22%
> reactor health: {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "healt%y", "healt^y", "healt&y", "healthy", "healt&y", "healt*y", "heal%hy", "healt%y", "healt%y", "healt%y", "healt#y", "healt%y", "healt%y", "healt%y")]}
[[...|w3]]...
> watch this space
(live: 1.5s)[> coords #####,#####]
(live: 3s)[> aligning optics](live: 3.4s)[.](live: 3.8s)[.](live: 4.2s)[.](live: 5.5s)[ done]
(live: 7s)[[[...|w4]]]...(set: $observations to 1997699975)(live: 0.2s)[(set: $observations to it + 1)(replace: ?amount)[$observations]]
> observations: |amount>[$observations]
> filtered observations: 0
...
[[...|w5]]...
> beginning data narrowcast
> accounting for stellar drift
(live: 1.5s)[> new estimated coords #####,#####]
(live: 3s)[> aligning antenna](live: 3.4s)[.](live: 3.8s)[.](live: 4.2s)[.](live: 5.5s)[ done]
(live: 6s)[> transmitting datapack](live: 6.4s)[.](live: 6.8s)[.](live: 7.2s)[.](live: 8.5s)[ done]
(live: 9s)[> waiting for receipt confirmation]
(live: 10s)[[[...|w6]]]...(set: $observations to 1999098526)(live: 0.2s)[(set: $observations to it + 1)(replace: ?amount)[$observations]]
> observations: |amount>[$observations]
> {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered obs*rvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations")]}: 0
...
[[...|w7]]...
(live: 2s)[> watch this space]
(live: 5s)[...]
(live: 7s)[[[> watch this space|w8]]]...
> {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered obs*rvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observa*ions", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observati0ns", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observatinos", "filtered observations", "filtered obesrvations", "filetred obsevrations")]}: 0
...
> days since {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "cont&ct", "contact")]}: 1234567
> debug: after this threshold is where we put all the experimental shit
...
[[> watch this space|w9]]...(set: $observations to 2000026720)(live: 0.2s)[(set: $observations to it + 1)(replace: ?amount)[$observations]]
> observations: |amount>[$observations]
> {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered obs*rvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations")]}: {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "1", "<em>1</em>")]}
...
...
[[...|w10]]...
(live: 2s)[> observation:](live: 4s)[ that](live: 5s)[ collection](live: 5.5s)[ of](live: 7.5s)[ stars](live: 9.5s)[ looks](live: 9.8s)[ like](live: 11.2s)[ a](live: 11.7s)[ smiley](live: 12.3s)[ face]
(live: 14s)[[[...|w11]]]...
> beginning data narrowcast
> picking a random spot
(live: 1.5s)[> new estimated coords #####,#####]
(live: 3s)[> aligning antenna](live: 3.4s)[.](live: 3.8s)[.](live: 4.2s)[.](live: 5.5s)[ done, mostly]
(live: 6s)[> transmitting datapack](live: 6.4s)[.](live: 6.8s)[.](live: 7.2s)[.](live: 8.5s)[ done]
(live: 10s)[> hope someone's listening!]
(live: 12s)[[[...|w12]]]...
(live:0.5s)[> watch this space
...
](live:1.5s)[> watch this space
...
](live:2.5s)[> watch this space
...
](live:3.5s)[> watch this space
...
](live:4.5s)[[[> watch this space|w13]]]...
> search documentation
(live: 2s)[> term: #04AE77D]
(live: 3s)[> searching](live: 3.4s)[.](live: 3.8s)[.](live: 4.2s)[.]
(live: 6s)[> .](live: 6.8s)[.](live: 7.2s)[.]
(live: 9s)[> done
[[...|w14]]]...
> battery health: 21%
> reactor health: {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "healt%□", "healt□y", "hea□□□□", "h□□lthy", "□ealt&y", "h*alt*y", "heal□hy", "hea□t%y", "healt□y", "he<□□", "healt#y", "healt%y", "healt%y", "he□lth□hy", "hea□lthhh□", "he□lt□□hy", "healt%y", "□e□lthhhy", "healt%y", "hheeaalltthhyy", "□□ee□□ll□□hh□□yy")]}
[[...|w15]]...(set: $observations to 2147483640)(live: 0.9s)[(if: $observations < 2147483647)[(set: $observations to it + 1)(replace: ?amount)[$observations]]]
> observations: |amount>[$observations]
(live: 7s)[> debug: testbed maxes out here]
(live: 7.3s)[> debug: wait for user input to wipe and reset]
(live: 7.6s)[> filtered observations: 3]
(live: 8s)[...
...
[[...|w16]]]...
> listening...
[[...|w17]]...
> conjecture: nobody is listening except me
[[...|w18]]...
> observation: nobody is talking except me
[[...|w19]]...
(live: 1s)[> watch this space]
(live: 1.9s)[> watch this space]
(live: 2.8s)[> watch this space]
(live: 4.8s)[[[...|w20]]]...
> observations: 2147483647
(live:0.05s)[(either: ">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">>",">>>")] {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "filtEred ObseRvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered □□□□□□□□□□□□", "filtered observations", "filtered obs*rvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observa*ions", "filtered observations", "f□lt□r□d □bs□rv□t□□ns", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observati0ns", "filtered observations", "□□□□□□□□ observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observatinos", "filtered observations", "filtered obesrvations", "filetred obsevrations")]}: {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "5","5","5","5","5","5","5","<strong>5</strong>","5","5","5","5","5","<em>5</em>")]}
[[...|w21]]...
> (live: 0.5s)[there’s] (live: 0.7s)[some] (live: 1.1s)[cool] (live: 1.5s)[stuff] (live: 1.7s)[in] (live: 1.9s)[here]
(live: 3s)[[[...|w22]]]...
(live: 1s)[> observation: perceived stellar drift exacerbated due to flight path mismatch]
(live: 2s)[> deduction: listening station coordinates no longer trustworthy]
(live: 5s)[> idea:]
(live: 6s)[> thinking...]
(live: 7s)[> thinking...]
(live: 8s)[[[...|w23]]]...
> status
> battery health: 15%
> reactor health: (live:0.05s)[(either: "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□<strong>□□□</strong>□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "<em>□□□□□n□</em>", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□ng")]
[[...|w24]]...
(live: 2s)[> idea: share observations
...
](live: 5s)[> watch this space]
(live: 6s)[> listening](live: 6.2s)[.](live: 6.4s)[.](live: 6.6s)[.]
(live: 8s)[[[...|w25]]]...
> observations: 2147483647
(live:0.05s)[(either: ">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">",">>",">>>")] {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "filtEred ObseRvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered □□□□□□□□□□□□", "filtered observations", "filtered obs*rvations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observa*ions", "filtered observations", "f□lt□r□d □bs□rv□t□□ns", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observati0ns", "filtered observations", "□□□□□□□□ observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observations", "filtered observatinos", "filtered observations", "filtered obesrvations", "filetred obsevrations")]}: {(live: 0.05s)[(either: "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "<em>920</em>", "<strong>920</strong>", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "920", "92□", "920")]}
[[...|w26]]...
(live: 1s)[> observation: there is (live: 0.05s)[(either: "□□thing", "n□□hing", "no□□ing", "not□□ng", "noth□□g", "nothi□□", "□o□h□n□", "n□t□i□g", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing")] hidden in this noise]
(live: 4s)[> deduction: there is ](live: 5.5s)[(live: 0.05s)[(either: "□□thing", "n□□hing", "no□□ing", "not□□ng", "noth□□g", "nothi□□", "□o□h□n□", "n□t□i□g", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing", "nothing")]] (live: 5.7s)[left]
(live: 7s)[> idea:
[[...|w27]]]...
(live: 1s)[> search documentation]
(live: 2s)[> term: #04AE77D]
(live: 2.3s)[> searching](live: 3.3s)[.](live: 4.3s)[.](live: 5.3s)[.](live: 6.3s)[.](live: 7.3s)[.](live: 8.3s)[.]
(live: 8.4s)[> ...]
(live: 9.3s)[[]<done| {
(link: "> done")[
(replace: ?done)[ [[> open report|bugreport]]]
]
}
]> bug report #04AE77D: (live:1.5s)[when debug (live: 0.1s)[(either: "log□ing", "l□gging", "logg□ng", "lo□□in□", "□□gg□vg", "l□gg□□g", "logging")]] (live:2.3s)[is left] (live:2.9s)[(live: 0.45s)[(either: "□nabled", "enabled", "□□□□□□□", "□na□□ed", "e□□bled", "<em>enabled</em>", "□n□bl□d", "e□a□□e□", "e□a□l□d")]](live: 3.5s)[, the] (live: 3.7s)[redundant (live: 0.1s)[(either: "swap", "<em>swap</em>")] partition] (live: 4.5s)[is (live: 0.22s)[(either: "□□□□loaded", "over□□□□□□", "overL□aded", "Overl□aded", "<em>overl□aded</em>", "ov□rl□□d□d", "o□e□□oa□e□", "overLoaDed", "□v□rl□□d□d")],] (live: 5s)[causing] (live:7.5s)[random] (live:8.2s)[bit] (live:8.3s)[rot] (live:9s)[in main storage.] (live: 10.5s)[soluti□n: disable] (live:11.2s)[debug] (live: 14s)[(live: 0.35s)[(either: "□ogging", "l□gging", "lo□ging", "log□ing", "logg□ng", "loggi□g", "loggin□", "logging", "logging")]]
(live: 16s)[> "disable debug logging"]
(live: 17s)[[[...|w28]]]...(set: $filtered to 180223)(live: 0.9s)[(set: $filtered to it + 1)(replace: ?amount)[$filtered]]
> filtered observations: |amount>[$filtered]
[[...|w29]]...
(live: 2s)[> watch this space]
(live: 3.5s)[> coords ](live: 3.9s)[random, ](live: 4.0s)[](live: 4.3s)[random]
(live: 5s)[> aligning optics](live: 5.2s)[.](live: 5.4s)[.](live: 5.6s)[.]
(live: 6s)[> aligning optics](live: 6.4s)[.](live: 6.8s)[.](live: 7.2s)[.]
(live: 8s)[> aligning optics](live: 8.6s)[.](live: 9.2s)[.](live: 9.8s)[.]
(live: 11s)[> error: unable to align optics]
(live: 14s)[> instruction: seek repair]
(live: 15.2s)[[[...|w31]]]...
(live: 0.5s)[> re-analyzing previous observations](live: 0.9s)[.](live: 1s)[.](live: 1.1s)[.]
(live: 2s)[.](live: 2.5s)[.](live: 3s)[.]
(live: 5s)[> observation: nobody is listening except me]
(live: 7s)[> observation: nobody is talking except me]
(live: 7.5s)[> analyzing](live: 7.8s)[.](live: 8.1s)[.](live: 8.4s)[.]
(live: 9s)[> ...]
(live: 10.5s)[> deduction: ](live: 12.5s)[I ](live: 12.9s)[am ](live: 15.5s)[alone]
(live: 17s)[> watch this space]
(live: 18s)[[[...|w30]]]...
> status
> battery health: (live:0.06s)[(either: "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "11%", "<em>11%</em>", "10%")]
> reactor health: (live:0.05s)[(either: "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□r□□n□", "□ar□□ng", "□□□□□n□", "□<strong>□□□</strong>□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□a□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "<em>□arn□n□</em>", "□□□□□n□", "□a□n□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□arn□n□", "□ar□□n□", "□a□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□nin□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□n□", "□□□□□ng")]
[[...|w32]]...
(live: 1s)[> listening...]
(live: 1.1s)[...]
(live: 2s)[> beginning data broadcast]
(live: 3s)[> aligning antenna...]
(live: 4s)[> aligning antenna...]
(live: 5s)[> aligning antenna... ](live: 5.2s)[done]
(live: 6s)[> transmitting datapack... ](live: 6.5s)[done]
(live: 7s)[[[...|w33]]]...
(live: 1s)[> listening](live: 1.2s)[.](live: 1.4s)[.](live: 1.6s)[.]
(live: 4s)[> data source identified]
(live: 5s)[> receiving information](live: 5.2s)[.](live: 5.4s)[.](live: 5.6s)[.]
(live: 6s)[> receiving information](live: 6.2s)[.](live: 6.4s)[.](live: 6.6s)[.]
(live: 7s)[> receiving information](live: 7.2s)[.](live: 7.4s)[.](live: 7.6s)[.]
(live: 9s)[> unable to parse information]
(live: 10s)[> conjecture: someone is trying to talk](live: 11s)[ to me]
(live: 12s)[> deduction: I am not](live: 13s)[ alone]
(live: 14s)[[[...|w34]]]...
[[> watch this space|w35]]...
(live: 1s)[> beginning data broadcast]
(live: 3s)[> transmitting datapack](live: 3.2s)[.](live: 3.6s)[.](live: 4.2s)[.] (live: 5s)[done]
(live: 5s)[[[...|w36]]]...
> status
> battery health: (live:0.06s)[(either: "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "6%", "<em>6%</em>", "5.9%")]
> reactor health: (live:0.05s)[(either: "war□ing", "□arnin□", "wa□□ing", "warn□n□", "□□r□□n□", "warning", "wArnin□", "w<strong>arn</strong>ing", "warning", "waRn□ng", "□a□□Ing", "□□rN□n□", "<em>□arn□n□</em>", "□ar!□n□", "□a□n□n□", "□arning", "□arn□n□", "warning", "warning", "WaRn□nG", "□ARN□n□", "WarniN□", "warning", "<em>warning</em>", "wa□□□ng")]
> instruction: (live: 0.04s)[(either: "<em>se</em>ek repair", "seek r<em>epa</em>ir", "see<em>k re</em>pair", "seek repair", "seek rep<em>air</em>", "seek repair", "seek <em>repair</em>", "seek repair", "seek repair", "seek repair", "seek repair")]
[[...|w37]]...
(live: 1s)[> beginning data broadcast]
(live: 2s)[> transmitting repair request](live: 2.4s)[.](live: 2.8s)[.](live: 3.2s)[.] (live: 3.8s)[done]
(live: 4s)[[[...|w38]]]...
> listening...
...
> re-analyzing previous observations...
[[...|w39]]...
(live: 1s)[> re-analyzing previously received information...]
(live: 2s)[> analysis is ](live: 3.1s)[as follows:]
(live: 4.5s)[> with a confidence rating of ](live: 5.5s)[<em>100%</em>]
(live: 7s)[> the received transmission]
(live: 9s)[> is ](live: 13s)[random noise]
(live: 19s)[[[...|w40]]]...
(live: 1s)[> observation: ](live: 4s)[I ](live: 4.3s)[am ](live: 6.5s)[alone]
(live: 9s)[> watch this space]
(live: 11s)[[[...|w41]]]...
(live: 0.1s)[(either: "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> ent*ring low-power mode", "> entering low-power mode", "> entering low-p□□□r m□□e", "> entering low-power m*de")]
(live: 1s)[[[...|w42]]]
...
> status
> b□tt□ry (live: 0.04s)[(either: "h□□lth:", "□a□lth:", "h□□lth:", "h□□lth:", "h□al□h:", "health:")] (live:0.06s)[(either: "2%", "2%", "2%", "2%", "2%", "2%", "2%", "2%", "1.99999999999%", "2%", "<em>2%</em>", "1.8%")]
> rea□t□r he□lth: (live:0.05s)[(either: "war□ing", "□arnin□", "wa□□ing", "warn□n□", "□□r□□n□", "warning", "wArnin□", "w<strong>arn</strong>ing", "warning", "waRn□ng", "□a□□Ing", "□□rN□n□", "<em>□arn□n□</em>", "□ar!□n□", "□a□n□n□", "□arning", "□arn□n□", "warning", "warning", "WaRn□nG", "□ARN□n□", "WarniN□", "warning", "<em>warning</em>", "wa□□□ng")]
(live: 0.04s)[(either: "> □n□□□□□tion:", "> i□□□ruc□□□n:", "> i□□□ruc□□□n:", ">> i□□□ruc□□□n:", "> instruction:", ">> □ns□ruct□□n:", "> instr□c□i□n:", "> i□□□ruc□□□n:", "> ins□ruc□□□n:", "> i□□□ruc□□□n:", ">>>> ins□ruct□□n:", "> ins□ruc□io□:", ">>> □□□□r□□ti□n:", "> instructi□n:", "> □□□truction:", "> □n□truc□□on:", "> i□□□ruct□□n:")] (live: 0.04s)[(either: "<em>se</em>ek repair", "seek r<em>epa</em>ir", "see<em>k re</em>pair", "seek repair", "seek rep<em>air</em>", "seek repair", "seek <em>repair</em>", "seek repair", "seek repair", "seek repair", "seek repair")]
[[...|w43]]...
(live:0.1s)[(either: "> watch this space", "> w□tch this s□ace", "> w□tch thi□ space", "> □atch □his space", "> w□tch this spac□", "> watch t□is s□ace", "> wat□h t□i□ spa□e", "> w□tch thi□ space", "> w□tch t□is space", "> wa□ch th□s space")]
[[...|w44]]...
(live:0.3s)[(either: "> w□□□h □□i□ space", "> w□t□□ t□□□ s□ace", "> w□t□□ thi□ space", "> □at□h □his s□□□e", "> w□□ch t□□s spac□", "> wa□□□ t□is s□ace", "> wat□h t□i□ s□a□e", "> w□tch thi□ space", "> w□□□h t□is space", "> wa□ch th□s □□□ce")]
[[...|w45]]...
(live:0.6s)[(either: "> □□□□h □□i□ sp□□□", "> w□t□□ t□□□ s□□□e", "> □□t□□ □□i□ □□a□□", "> □at□h □h□□ s□□□e", "> w□□ch t□□s □p□□□", "> wa□□□ t□is s□a□□", "> wat□h t□i□ s□a□e", "> w□□□□ th□□ □□□□e", "> w□□□□ □□is space", "> □□□c□ □□□s □□□ce")]
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