Blockchain Goose

There was once a businessman who had three sons. Eldest was in line to be given the inheritance. He was known for his sharp wit and opportunistic ways. Middle was exceptionally average. Average as can be. He didn't excel in any one thing. You could say he was a jack-of-all trades. Youngest was laughed at and despised and neglected on all occasions. [[One Day]]

Now it happened one day that they were running out of crypto, so one of the sons needed to mine crypto to sell. [[Send Eldest]] [[Send Middle]] [[Send Youngest]]

You are the most experienced of the three in mining. Well, Youngest has never mined, so... [[Off goes Eldest]]

You sure? Eldest has more experience with this. But it doesn't hurt to try. [[Send Eldest]] [[Off goes Middle]]

I don't think that's a good idea. Eldest has the most experience with this, and Youngest has never mined. [[Send Eldest]] [[Send Middle]] [[I am sure]]

Mother packs you some chocolate chip cookies and a bottle of milk. As you come along the path, you meet an old man along the way. He said grinning to you, "Hey, man, gimme some of that food and drink, I'll make it worth your while." He seems haggard. [[Got no time for this]] [[Yeah, sure]]

Don't say I didn't warn you. [[Send Eldest]] [[Send Middle]] [[I really am sure]]

Mother packs you a sweet rich cake and a liter bottle of your favorite organic juice. As you come along the path, you meet an old man along the way. He looked like some homeless hobo. He said grinning to you, "Hey, man, gimme some of that food and drink, I'll make it worth your while." He seems very creepy. [[Ignore]] [[Make it worth my while?]]

Okay. [[Send Eldest]] [[Send Middle]] [[SEND YOUNGEST OKAY]]

Okay. You died. Just kidding... but not right down the road. [[Send Eldest]] [[Send Middle]] [[Off goes Youngest]]

Your brothers ate all the good stuff. You have some dry old saltine crackers and possibly expired milk. You try not to think about it. As you come along the path, you meet an old man along the way. He said grinning to you, "Hey, man, gimme some of that food and drink, I'll make it worth your while." He seems cheery. [[Sure, have some]]

You ignore him. You get your pickaxe and start mining some crypto. Unfortunately, your graphics processing unit goes kaput from a power surge, and shocks you. Unfortunately, your family still needs crypto. An End [[Off goes Middle]] [[Off goes Youngest]]

"Yeah, man, I have some info on a new ICO ready to rally to the moon! Just give me some of that." [[Ignore]] [[Oh really?]]

"Sooooo, what kind of altcoin are we talking about?" "Man, it's the best, quantum computer shielded, genetic generating algorithms, back with gold standard, you name it, this has it!" [[Go on]] [[Ignore]]

"Yeah, it's called GOOSEcoin. The ICO will be live in the TreeRoot Exchange soon. Now can I have some of that?" [[Murder him]] [[Go away]]

You make a pretense of handing him some of your food, and as you do so, you raise your pickaxe and bludgeon the old dude to death, you sicko. [[Buy up altcoin GOOSE in the TreeRoot Exchange with your inheritance]]

With your inheritance, you become the largest holder of the GOOSE coin when it breaks out in the ICO. As you whale around in the crypto with your pumping, the price surges up tremendously. [[Pump some more]]

The GOOSEcoin price is going (either:"up","down"). [[Pump some more]] [[Dump]]

(either:"You make a killing off the coin. You are rich beyond belief. However, agents catch you for murder and throw you in jail","Investors caught whiff of what you were doing and sold their coin before you did, crashing the price to nearly zero"). Your family still needs more crypto. [[Off goes Middle]] [[Off goes Youngest]]

As you start handing him some food, you immediately pull back and laugh at him. He gets mad and tries to attack you but trips on his Jordans face first and breaks his neck. [[Buy up altcoin GOOSE in the TreeRoot Exchange with your inheritance]]

"Get lost, old man." You move on the mining rig. As you start mining, the crypto economy goes in a crash. The bubble has popped! Your energy expenditures now cost more than the actual worth of the coins. In times like this, we need more miners. An End [[Off goes Youngest]]

You hand him some of the cookies and give him some milk. "Thanks, man, I thought I could count on you." "So, how are you going to make it worth my while?" "Yeah, about that, listen, there's this new ICO in town. It's called GOOSE. You will get it from TreeRoot Exchange. It's got all the features, you name it, it has it. It is even backed by gold standard!" [[No thanks]] [[Go to the Exchange]]

Well, you're not really into mining the obscure coins. You like to stick to Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin. No blame for that. [[Mine Bitcoin]] [[Mine Ethereum]] [[Mine Litecoin]]

There it is, the Golden GOOSE. It went live a few minutes after you got into the Exchange. [[Buy some GOOSE]] [[Sell some Bitcoin]] [[Sell some Ethereum]] [[Sell some Litecoin]]

Bitcoin price is going (either:"up","down"). Ethereum price is going (either:"up","down"). Litecoin price is going (either:"up","down"). [[Mine Bitcoin]] [[Mine Ethereum]] [[Mine Litecoin]] (either:"[[Call it a day]]","[[Go to the Exchange]]")

Well, you now have some crypto. You probably should keep the mining rig going. An End [[Next day->One Day]]

Probably not worth it or whatever. If it does moon though, you'll sell it some time in the future. [[Sell some Bitcoin]] [[Sell some Ethereum]] [[Sell some Litecoin]]

You make a profit from the Bitcoin. [[Call it a day]]

You make a profit from the Ethereum. [[Call it a day]]

You make a profit from the Litecoin. [[Call it a day]]

Be warned, all I have are saltines and some soured milk. "That's okay, man. I can eat anything!" [[Give him half]] of your food. [[Give him all]] of your food.

You share half of your food to the old man. As you both sit down to eat, somehow, the food transforms into something delicious, like manna from heaven. "What in the world?" The old man smiles, "So, you want me to make it worth your while, eh?" "[[Yes, what do you have for me?]]"

"Much obliged." As he eats the food and drink, you see the food and drink transform into deliciousness. "For your graciousness, I have a [[secret]] for you."

"This world you see... it's all a simulation. This is just a block of a blockchain of simulated universes." "So you're saying this is just like the Matrix. I'm skeptical." "Pretty much, but do you notice how [[underlined text]] gives you choices? Your free will is controlled by those [[underlined text]]." "No, that's normal." "Is it?"

"This GOOSE is not only crypto, oh no. I created it. It uses an interdimensional breaking general AI algorithm that harnesses the power of strings to crash the simulation. With a GOOSE coin, I turned your pathetic food into delicious pastries and fine juice. Time travel. Travel to alternate simulations. Once we have mined enough of GOOSE,... who knows? The universe simulation might reboot? Or wil we ascend this bounds of simulation?" "Interesting. So where can I buy some of the GOOSE?" "I'll transfer a hefty amount to your wallet for your kindness. But it will soon be live in the TreeRoot Exchange. Hold on to it. Do not sell, ever. Some day it will replace fiat currency as we know it, and even needing currency at all. Hodl it!" With that knowledge, go to the [[TreeRoot Exchange]]

TreeRoot has the latest crytocurrencies. And even obscure ones. Verge, Iota, Cardano, Steem, Doge, Zcash, all of them and more. But you're here for GOOSEcoin. [[Mine GOOSE]] [[Buy GOOSE]]

The ICO is live! Buy some GOOSEcoin! Here's hoping our investment will be worth it. [[Buy more GOOSE]] [[Hodl]]

GOOSEcoin price is going (either:"up","down"). (either:"Bullish or bearish, you have faith in the altcoin.","Someday, all these will fully replace fiat currency.") [[Buy more GOOSE]] [[Mine GOOSE]] [[Sell GOOSE]] [[Hodl]]

GOOSEcoin price is going up. Hodling just means holding. Yeah, it's just a memed misspelling. (either:"[[To the Moon!]]", "[[Buy more GOOSE]] [[Mine GOOSE]] [[Sell GOOSE]] [[Hodl]]")

GOOSEcoin price is going (either:"up","down"). (either:"These new quantum GPU mining rigs are great.","Whoever thought pickaxe-shaped mining rigs as a thing was a genius.") [[Buy more GOOSE]] [[Mine GOOSE]] [[Sell GOOSE]] [[Hodl]]

You sold all your GOOSE for a lot of profit. [[Buy more GOOSE]] [[Mine GOOSE]]

"Silver and gold have I none, but there is this new ICO. GOOSEcoin will be live in the TreeRoot Exchange. It is quantum computer shielded, genetic generating algorithms, back with gold standard, streamlined transaction processing, entanglement processes, you name it, it has it." "Will it be on Coinbase?" "No, no, no. Only in TreeRoot. What is, 2017? Here, I'll transfer some GOOSE to your wallet. One more thing, Hodl it." Nice advice, but I'd rather [[mine normal cypto]] Take his advice and go to the [[TreeRoot Exchange]]

Well, you've never done this before. Which coin should you mine? [[Mine Bitcoin]] [[Mine Ethereum]] [[Mine Litecoin]] (either:"[[Call it a day]]","[[Go to the Exchange]]")

GOOSEcoin price shots way way way up. [[Sell GOOSE]] [[Hodl some more]]

A lot of people are buying GOOSE for future growth. Here's hoping it becomes a stable coin! Wherever Youngest went, they heard of the GOOSE. His innkeeper, the innkeeper's daughters, a sexton, and a parson, they were the first to hear of Youngest's success with GOOSEcoin. It's rallying. [[Sell GOOSE]] [[Hodl even more]]

Your commitment is tenacious. Your GOOSEcoin is worth than all remaining fiat currency. [[Sell GOOSE]] (either:"[[Hodl more]]","[[Hodl even more]]")

Everyone in the entire world has GOOSEcoin. You have the most. [[Sell GOOSE]] (either:"[[Hodl more]]","[[Hodl even more]]","[[Hodl a lot more]]")

Years passed. Decades passed. Centuries passed. Millenniums passed. Eons passed. GOOSEcoin became the universal currency. It has never been surpassed. You see an angel? A princess? [[A princess angel]].

"That is hilarious!" says the princess angel, "You made people buy a lot of reality warping, simulation-breaking cryptocurrency! This is so brilliant! I've never laughed before." "Why, I did so that I could see you," you wink, you flirt. You see the void of non-existence starting to cover the universe. This Matrix. "Oh, how sweet." You see the GOOSEcoin algorithms calculate things beyond belief, and it is literally crashing the universe. "Not as sweet as your eyes" The GOOSEcoin is beginning to shred the very fabric of reality and universal constants. "Aww! I could marry you, but that will mean this simulation will restart." This isn't Doki Doki Literature Club. "Are you a goddess?" Let's get philosophical and theological. "Oh no! I'm just an angel, [[A princess angel]], in between the simulation between simulations. I call it the Multisim. If you want the true reality beyond, where eldritch beings far above me called Players and Designers rule us... well, aren't you a vessel of them? At least a vessel of a Player. I am a vessel of the Designer. But even they aren't gods, there's even a God above them! It never ends, well, until you find the true Godhead. Like turtles. Except there is an ending. Anyways, I'm not talking to you, Player. I want to marry someone from my simulation. Not you. Marry me?" Wow, what a fourth wall break. An end. [[I do->Blockchain Goose]] [[I'll think about it]]

"Thought about it yet? You have eternity to decide." There is nothing left but you and the laughing princess angel. [[I do->Blockchain Goose]]