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<<if tags().includes("stats")>>\ [[Family]] [[Relationships]] [[Clothes]] [[Skills]] [[Quests]] [[Inventory]] <<elseif tags().includes("inv")>>\ [[All about You|Stats]] [[Quests]] <<elseif tags().includes("nomenu")>>\ <<else>> [[All about You|Stats]] [[Inventory]] [[Achievements]] [[Quests]] <</if>> Put time here!

!!! <<print "$name">> The <<print $job.toUpperFirst()>>. !!!! //Stats// !!!!!HoPe $hp/50 !!!!! Strength <<print "$strength">>/20 <<if $strength lte 5>>//You're pretty wimpy, honestly.//<<elseif $strength gte 5 and $strength lt 10>>//You could be stronger, but you're not the weakest.//<<elseif $strength gte 10 and $strength lt 15>>//You're pretty average.//<<elseif $strength gte 15 and $strength lt 20>>//You're nearly at peak proformance!//<<elseif $strength is 20>>//You've never been more fit! You could fight a bear and maybe win!//<</if>> !!!!! Endurance <<print "$endurance">>/20 <<if $endurance lte 5>>//You can barely walk up porch stairs.//<<elseif $endurance gte 5 and $endurance lt 10>>//You can kind of keep up with a snail.//<<elseif $endurance gte 10 and $endurance lt 15>>//You can keep pace with an old man.//<<elseif $endurance gte 15 and $endurance lt 20>>//You're actually pretty good at running for a while!//<<elseif $endurance is 20>>//You can run at your top speed for longer than a cat!//<</if>> !!!!! Agility <<print "$agility">>/20 <<if $agility lte 5>>//You trip over your own feet.//<<elseif $agility gte 5 and $agility lt 10>>//You can catch yourself at least once in a while.//<<elseif $agility gte 10 and $agility lt 15>>//You fall about as much as anyone else.//<<elseif $agility gte 15 and $agility lt 20>>//You hardly trip.//<<elseif $agility is 20>>//You catch yourself every time you fall!//<</if>> !!!!! Intelligence <<print "$int">>/20 <<if $int lte 5>>//You think 2 + 2 + Fish.//<<elseif $int gte 5 and $int lt 10>>//You know the basics.//<<elseif $int gte 10 and $int lt 15>>//You enjoy a book or two.//<<elseif $int gte 15 and $int lt 20>>//You're pretty dang smart!//<<elseif $int is 20>>//You can argue with the brightest minds.//<</if>> !!!!! Perception <<print "$perception">>/20 <<if $perception lte 5>>//You wouldn't notice if the sky turned green.//<<elseif $perception gte 5 and $perception lt 10>>//You notice if theres a dog or a cat in front of you. Sometimes.//<<elseif $perception gte 10 and $perception lt 15>>//You can easily notice shapes.//<<elseif $perception gte 15 and $perception lt 20>>//You spot things most people dont!//<<elseif $perception is 20>>//You can spot and find everything!//<</if>> !!!!! Charisma <<print "$charisma">>/20 <<if $charisma lte 5>>//You can't talk to people.//<<elseif $charisma gte 5 and $charisma lt 10>>//People are, frankly, scared of you.//<<elseif $charisma gte 10 and $charisma lt 15>>//You can hold a conversation.//<<elseif $charisma gte 15 and $charisma lt 20>>//You can convince people to do stuff for you!//<<elseif $charisma is 20>>//You can talk about anything and everyone is happy to listen.//<</if>> !!!!! Luck <<print "$luck">>/20 <<if $luck lte 5>>//You'd curse a lucky penny.//<<elseif $luck gte 5 and $luck lt 10>>//If you were more unlucky, you'd break horseshoes.//<<elseif $luck gte 10 and $luck lt 15>>//You've got average luck.//<<elseif $luck gte 15 and $luck lt 20>>//You find plenty of luck pennies!//<<elseif $luck is 20>>//You have incredible luck!//<</if>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

<<inv $inv use inspect>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

<<if tags().includes("main")>>\ <<else>>\ <<set $current_scene = passage()>>\ <</if>>\ <<set $item to $itemarray.random()>>\ <<if $strength gt 20>><<set $strength to 20>><</if>><<if $endurance gt 20>><<set $endurance to 20>><</if>><<if $agility gt 20>><<set $agility to 20>><</if>><<if $int gt 20>><<set $int to 20>><</if>><<if $perception gt 20>><<set $perception to 20>><</if>><<if $charisma gt 20>><<set $charisma to 20>><</if>><<if $luck gt 20>><<set $luck to 20>><</if>><<if $hp gt 50>><<set $hp to 50>><</if>>\

It was a normal day for you. Easy enough, typical work. You'd just finished your job as a <<cycle "$job" autoselect>> <<option "server">> <<option "chef">> <<option "research scientist">> <<option "nurse">> <<option "doctor">> <<option "vetranarian">> <<option "artist">> <<option "writer">> <<option "freelancer">> <</cycle>>. It'd been fine, but you were excited to get home. Your favorite developer had just posted about how they'd finally posted to final version of their game. "Lovely Souls" was what anyone would expect, an Undertale Dating Sim like the hundreds others around the internet. But the Developer had promised that this one would be different, super customized and hosting every single skeleton they could include. To say you were excited was an understatement. The sheer idea made you bounce all the way [[home]].

<<if tags().includes("nomenu")>>\ <<else>>\ @@.goldtext;$g G@@ <</if>>\

Lovely Souls

!!!! //Family// !!!!!<<if $family is "No one">><<else>><<print "$family">> the <<if $family is "Your mother">>Caring<<elseif $family is "Your father">>Bold<<elseif $family is "Your child">>Kind<<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>Loud<<elseif $family is "Your dog">>Pup<<elseif $family is "Your cat">>Kitty<</if>> !!!!!Love <<print "$familylove">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$familyrelationship">>/100 <<if $family is "Your mother">>//You have always had each others backs.//<<elseif $family is "Your father">>//If you ever need anything, he's happy to help you.//<<elseif $family is "Your child">>//You are their everything, and they are yours.//<<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>//Family till the end.//<<elseif $family is "Your dog">>//Always greeting you like you bright the sun.//<<elseif $family is "Your cat">>//Happy to cuddle, happy to love.//<</if>><</if>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

!!!!Relationships <<if $coffeepap is "met">> !!!!Coffee the Quiet !!!!!HoPe <<print "$coffeehp">>/10 !!!!!Danger <<print "$coffeedanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$coffeelove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$coffeelust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$coffeeobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$coffeejel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$coffeerel">>/100 //$coffeeflavor// <</if>><<if $sans is "met">> !!!!Sans the Comedian !!!!!HoPe <<print "$sanshp">>/1 !!!!!Danger <<print "$sansdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$sanslove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$sanslust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$sansobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$sansjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$sansrel">>/100 //$sansflavor// <</if>><<if $bluesans is "met">> !!!!Blue the <<if $bluecrazy is "not">>Cutesy<<elseif $bluecrazy is "wild">>Crazy<<elseif $bluecrazy is "2fac">>TwoFaced<<elseif $bluecrazy is "mature">>Mature<</if>> !!!!!HoPe <<print "$bluehp">>/1 !!!!!Danger <<print "$bluedanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$bluelove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$bluelust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$blueobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$bluejel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$bluerel">>/100 //$blueflavor// <</if>><<if $redsans is "met">> !!!!Red the <<if $redcrazy is "not">>Flirt<<elseif $redcrazy is "is">>Drunk<</if>> !!!!!HoPe <<print "$redhp">>/1 !!!!!Danger <<print "$reddanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$redlove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$redlust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$redobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$redjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$redrel">>/100 //$redflavor// <</if>><<if $stretchpap is "met">> !!!!Stretch the Smoker !!!!!HoPe <<print "$stretchhp">>/200 !!!!!Danger <<print "$stretchdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$stretchlove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$stretchlust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$stretchobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$stretchjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$stretchrel">>/100 //$stretchflavor// <</if>><<if $muttpap is "met">> !!!!Mutt the Dog !!!!!HoPe <<print "$mutthp">>/20 !!!!!Danger <<print "$muttdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$muttlove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$muttlust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$muttobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$muttjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$muttrel">>/100 //$muttflavor// <</if>><<if $cometpap is "met">> !!!!Comet the Sweet !!!!!HoPe <<print "$comethp">>/200 !!!!!Danger <<print "$cometdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$cometlove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$cometlust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$cometobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$cometjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$cometrel">>/100 //$cometflavor// <</if>><<if $lilacpap is "met">> !!!!Lilac the Loved !!!!!HoPe <<print "$lilachp">>/200 !!!!!Danger <<print "$lilacdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$lilaclove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$lilaclust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$lilacobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$lilacjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$lilacrel">>/100 //$lilacflavor// <</if>><<if $plumsans is "met">> !!!!Plum the Wary !!!!!HoPe <<print "$plumhp">>/200 !!!!!Danger <<print "$plumdanger">>/10 !!!!!Love <<print "$plumlove">>/100 !!!!!Lust <<print "$plumlust">>/100 !!!!!Obsession <<print "$plumobs">>/100 !!!!!Jealousy <<print "$plumjel">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$plumrel">>/100 //$plumflavor// <</if>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

Home sweet home. <<cycle "$family">> <<option "No one">> <<option "Your mother">> <<option "Your father">> <<option "Your child">> <<option "Your sibling">> <<option "Your cat">> <<option "Your dog">> <</cycle>> greeted you when you arrived home. You pop into your office, setting the game to install while you decided on what food to make. The kitchen was stocked, as always. It's easy to settle on something easy, eating quickly as you wait for the game to install. Loading it up with a noodle from your ramen still hanging from your mouth, you are greeted by a dark screen with a single input box and one simple word. [[Name?]]

@@.smear;Name?@@ <<textbox "$name" "">> <<if $family is "No one">><<else>><<set $familylove to 100>><<set $familyrelationship to 100>><</if>> [[Huh.]]

The screen shakes, despite nothing shaking in front of you. <<if $family is "No one">>You tense alone, feeling wary.<<else>><<print "$family">> is behind you. When did they get there? Either way, you feel wary.<</if>> Everything around you goes dark, but not before you swear you heard someone call you name. @@.smear;<<print "$name">>?@@ [[Dark]]

It's times like these that you wonder if you're crazy. Darkness surrounds you, and it's completely silent around you. <<if $job is "server">><<set $charisma to $charisma + 5>><<set $luck to $luck - 2>><<elseif $job is "chef">><<set $perception to $perception +5>><<set $strength to $strength - 2>><<elseif $job is "research scientist">><<set $int to $int + 5>><<set $charisma to $charisma -2>><<elseif $job is "nurse">><<set $int to $int + 3>><<elseif $job is "doctor">><<set $int to $int + 4>><<elseif $job is "vetranarian">><<set $int to $int + 3>><<set $agility to $agility + 2>><<set $luck to $luck - 2>><<elseif $job is "artist">><<set $charisma to $charisma + 3>><<elseif $job is "writer">><<set $endurance to $endurance + 3>><<else>><</if>> You feel around. <<if $family is "No one">>You're completely alone.<<else>>You feel something beside you, on the floor of this place. You hope you're not alone now.<</if>> The taste of cheap ramen is still on your tongue. @@.smear;"Hello, <<print "$name">>! It's so nice to meet you!"@@ You go rigid. Looking for the voice, all you see is a small swaying blob of light. @@.smear;"I am your system!"@@ What the <<cycle "$curse">> <<option "fuck">> <<option "shit">> <<option "hell">> <<option "biscuits">> <<option "fudge">> <<option "heck">> <</cycle>>? @@.smear;"You are playing Lovely SOULS right now! Isn't it exciting?"@@ No? No. Not at all. You think about your job, about your life outside wherever this weird dream was. @@.smear;"Oh, I'm sorry. You can't return."@@ You make a face at that, glaring at the little ball of light. It seems to shiver at your gaze. @@.smear;"If it makes you feel better, those you love will continue on without missing you."@@ <<if $family is "No one">>Oh. You.. guess thats alright, then.<<else>>You frown heavily. Everyone? @@.smear;"Everyone but the one you arrived with, of course! <<print "$family">> will join you in the game."@@<</if>> [[You|Continue]]

<<set $strength to 10>>\ <<set $endurance to 10>>\ <<set $agility to 10>>\ <<set $int to 10>>\ <<set $perception to 10>>\ <<set $charisma to 10>>\ <<set $luck to 10>>\ <<set $hp to 50>>\ <<set $choker to false>>\ <<set $pearl to false>>\ <<set $pristineoutfit to false>>\ <<set $g to 50>>\ <<set $met to 0>>\ <<newinv $inv>>\ <<item "phone" "Your Phone">> <<description>>\ It's your phone. You can use this to call people.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "blackchoker" "Black Choker">> <<set $choker to true>> <<description>>\ It's a rather pretty little choker, in a satin black.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "pearlnecklace" "Pearl Necklace">> <<set $pearl = true>> <<description>>\ A beautiful pearl necklace. \ <</consumable>> <<consumable "pritineoutfit" "Pristine Outfit">> <<set $pristineoutfit to true>> <<description>>\ A very fancy outfit.\ <</consumable>> <<item "hotelcard" "Hotel Card">> <<description>>\ This is how you get in your hotel room. If you lose it, you lose your room.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "engrings" "Engagement Rings">> <<description>>\ Propose to someone you really love!\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "wedring" "Wedding Rings">> <<description>>\ Needed before the wedding! I’d hate to see what happens if you don’t have these..\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "headphone" "Headphones">> <<set $headphones to true>> <<description>>\ Ignore the world! Less likely to be bothered when walking to work.\ <</consumable>> <<item "vinrec" "Vinyl Record ">> <<description>>\ A vinyl record! The perfect gift for certain people.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "fakmus" "Fake Mustache">> <<description>>\ Some fake facial hair. Useless if you have it already, but funny none-the-less.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "skelmask" "Skeleton Mask">> <<description>>\ A mask that has a skull on it. It’s pretty funny.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "wig" "Wig">> <<description>>\ A wig in a very bright pink. \ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "anisword" "Anime Sword">> <<description>>\ A sword that is way too intricate to be from anything but an anime. \ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "aniposter" "Anime Poster">> <<description>>\ A poster with some random anime character on it.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "mmkcset" "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie: Disk Set">> <<description>>\ Mew Mew Kissy Cutie: The Disk Set. Someone probably likes this.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "button" "Button">> <<description>>\ A small button, likely from a buttondown. Might be useful.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "crisps" "Crisps">> <<description>>\ Food for the hungry!\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "dog" "Annoying Dog">> <<description>>\ Hey.. How’d a dog get in your inventory?!\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "sweater" "Sweater">> <<set $sweater to true>> <<description>>\ A soft sweater. Useful when its winter.\ <</consumable>> <<item "silkcollar" "Silk Collar">> <<description>>\ A collar. It’s a silky black. Give it to someone to show you own them!\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "studdedcollar" "Studded Collar">> <<description>>\ A fun collar. It’s black with gold studs. Give it to someone to show you own them! \ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "lockingcollar" "Locking Collar">> <<description>>\ A collar that locks. Put it on someone to tell them they’re yours, no matter what. When used, gives you the “Owner Key” item.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "daycollar" "Day Collar">> <<description>>\ A subtle collar. Give it to someone who is shy about collars to show you own them!\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "wine" "Wine">> <<description>>\ A huge bottle of expensive wine. Someone would like this.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "chocolates" "Chocolates">> <<description>>\ A general item! When given to a love interest, it can lower Lust and raise Love.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "perfume" "Perfume">> <<set $perfume to true>> <<description>>\ When worn around a love interest, it will calm them down.\ <</consumable>> <<item "locket" "Locket">> <<description>>\ The letters ‘F D’ are carved into it.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "plush" "Plushie">> <<description>>\ When given to a love interest, it earns you a small boost to Love.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "flowcrown" "Flower Crown">> <<set $flowercrown to true>> <<description>>\ When worn, you appear more innocent. Can get you out of situations.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "apple" "Apple">> <<set $appleday to true>> <<description>>\ Earns you the “Apple a Day” perk for every day you eat an apple. Cannot get sick on those days.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "detoxt" "Detox Tea">> <<set $poison to false>><<set $weed to false>><<set $drug to false>> <<description>>\ Remove drugs and sickness from your body with one drink! Will use, even if you're perfectly healthy.\ <</consumable>> <<item "cottoncandy" "Cotton Candy">> <<description>>\ A sweet treat for everyone.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<consumable "lacybra" "Lacy UnderClothes">> <<set $lacy to true>> <<description>>\ Look hot for everyone in this!\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "leatherjack" "Leather Jacket">> <<set $leatherjack to true>> <<description>>\ Wear this to look hot. Earns you extra choices.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "maidoutfit" "Maid Dress">> <<set $maid to true>> <<description>>\ A maids outfit. Wear it for ‘work’ options.\ <</consumable>> <<item "sanskey" "Mystery Key">> <<description>>\ A key to.. somewhere? \ <<unique>> <</item>> <<item "lock" "Pad Lock">> <<description>>\ A lock.\ <<unique>> <</item>> <<set $itemarray = ["lock", "maidoutfit", "monster candy", "headphone", "vinrec", "fakmus", "skelmask", "wig", "leatherjack", "lipstick", "silkcollar", "studdedcollar", "lockingcollar", "daycollar", "wine", "chocolates", "perfume", "plush", "detoxt", "cottoncandy", "blackchoker", "pearlnicklace", "pristineoutfit"]>> <<consumable "monster candy" "Monster Candy">> <<set $hp to Math.clamp($hp + 20, 0, 100)>> <<description>>\ A small piece of non-licorice candy.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "lipstick" "Lipstick">> <<set $lipsticklovers to true>> <<description>>\ Apply to get the effect “Lipstick Lovers”. Choice of Red, Purple, and Black.\ <</consumable>> <<consumable "spiderdonut" "Spider Donut">> <<set $hp to Math.clamp($hp + 10, 0, 100)>> <<description>>\ Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!\ <</consumable>>

!!! <<print "$name">> The <<print $job.toUpperFirst()>>. !!!! //Stats// !!!!! Strength <<print "$strength">>/20 <<if $job is "chef">>//@@.yellowtext;-2@@ from "Chef" job!//<</if>> <<if $strength lte 5>>//You're pretty wimpy, honestly.//<<elseif $strength gte 5 and $strength lt 10>>//You could be stronger, but you're not the weakest.//<<elseif $strength gte 10 and $strength lt 15>>//You're pretty average.//<<elseif $strength gte 15 and $strength lt 20>>//You're nearly at peak proformance!//<<elseif $strength is 20>>//You've never been more fit! You could fight a bear and maybe win!//<</if>> !!!!! Endurance <<print "$endurance">>/20 <<if $job is "writer">>//@@.greentext;+3@@ from "Writer" job!//<</if>> <<if $endurance lte 5>>//You can barely walk up porch stairs.//<<elseif $endurance gte 5 and $endurance lt 10>>//You can kind of keep up with a snail.//<<elseif $endurance gte 10 and $endurance lt 15>>//You can keep pace with an old man.//<<elseif $endurance gte 15 and $endurance lt 20>>//You're actually pretty good at running for a while!//<<elseif $endurance is 20>>//You can run at your top speed for longer than a cat!//<</if>> !!!!! Agility <<print "$agility">>/20 <<if $job is "vetranarian">>//@@.greentext;+2@@ from "Vetranarian" job!//<<else>><</if>> <<if $agility lte 5>>//You trip over your own feet.//<<elseif $agility gte 5 and $agility lt 10>>//You can catch yourself at least once in a while.//<<elseif $agility gte 10 and $agility lt 15>>//You fall about as much as anyone else.//<<elseif $agility gte 15 and $agility lt 20>>//You hardly trip.//<<elseif $agility is 20>>//You catch yourself every time you fall!//<</if>> !!!!! Intelligence <<print "$int">>/20 <<if $job is "research scientist">>//@@.greentext;+5@@ from "Scientist" job!//<<elseif $job is "nuse">>//@@.greentext;+3@@ from "Nurse" job!//<<elseif $job is "doctor">>//@@.greentext;+4@@ from "Doctor" job!//<<elseif $job is "vetranarian">>//@@.greentext;+3@@ from "Vetranarian" job!//<<else>><</if>> <<if $int lte 5>>//You think 2 + 2 + Fish.//<<elseif $int gte 5 and $int lt 10>>//You know the basics.//<<elseif $int gte 10 and $int lt 15>>//You enjoy a book or two.//<<elseif $int gte 15 and $int lt 20>>//You're pretty dang smart!//<<elseif $int is 20>>//You can argue with the brightest minds.//<</if>> !!!!! Perception <<print "$perception">>/20 <<if $job is "chef">>//@@.greentext;+5@@ from "Chef" job!//<</if>> <<if $perception lte 5>>//You wouldn't notice if the sky turned green.//<<elseif $perception gte 5 and $perception lt 10>>//You notice if theres a dog or a cat in front of you. Sometimes.//<<elseif $perception gte 10 and $perception lt 15>>//You can easily notice shapes.//<<elseif $perception gte 15 and $perception lt 20>>//You spot things most people dont!//<<elseif $perception is 20>>//You can spot and find everything!//<</if>> !!!!! Charisma <<print "$charisma">>/20 <<if $job is "server">>//@@.greentext;+5@@ from "Server" job!//<<elseif $job is "artist">>//@@.greentext;+3@@ from"Artist" job!//<<else>><</if>> <<if $charisma lte 5>>//You can't talk to people.//<<elseif $charisma gte 5 and $charisma lt 10>>//People are, frankly, scared of you.//<<elseif $charisma gte 10 and $charisma lt 15>>//You can hold a conversation.//<<elseif $charisma gte 15 and $charisma lt 20>>//You can convince people to do stuff for you!//<<elseif $charisma is 20>>//You can talk about anything and everyone is happy to listen.//<</if>> !!!!! Luck <<print "$luck">>/20 <<if $job is "server">>//@@.yellowtext;-2@@ from "Server" job!//<<elseif $job is "research scientist">>//@@.yellowtext;-2@@ from "Scientist" job!//<<elseif $job is "vetranarian">>//@@.yellowtext;-2@@ from "Vetranarian" job!//<<else>><</if>> <<if $luck lte 5>>//You'd curse a lucky penny.//<<elseif $luck gte 5 and $luck lt 10>>//If you were more unlucky, you'd break horseshoes.//<<elseif $luck gte 10 and $luck lt 15>>//You've got average luck.//<<elseif $luck gte 15 and $luck lt 20>>//You find plenty of luck pennies!//<<elseif $luck is 20>>//You have incredible luck!//<</if>> !!!! //Skills// <<if $family is "Your mother" >>@@.smear;//Loving Child//@@ You would do anything to keep your parent safe.<<set $lovingchild to true>><<elseif $family is "Your father">>@@.smear;//Loving Child//@@ You would do anything to keep your parent safe.<<set $lovingchild to true>><<elseif $family is "Your child">>@@.smear;//<<if $pronoun1 is "they">>Baba<<elseif $pronoun1 is "she">>Mama<<elseif $pronoun1 is "he">>Poppa<</if>> Bear//@@ You get max strength when your child is endangered.<<set $mamabear to true>> @@.smear;//<<if $pronoun1 is "they">>Mommy? Sorry- Daddy? Sorry!<<elseif $pronoun1 is "she">>Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry!<<elseif $pronoun1 is "he">>Daddy? Sorry- Daddy? Sorry!<</if>>//@@ You gain extra options with certain people.<<set $mommy to true>><<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>@@.smear;//Big Sibling//@@ You gain extra options with certain people.<<set $bigsib to true>><<elseif $family is "Your cat">>@@.smear;//Big Expenses//@@ You know how to get extra money because of how much your pets food is. Get +5 G every day.<<set $extrag to true>><<elseif $family is "Your dog">>@@.smear;//Big Expenses//@@ You know how to get extra money because of how much your pets food is. Get +5 G every day.<<set $extrag to true>><<elseif $family is "No one">>@@.smear;//Loner//@@ You're used to being alone. +Relaxation when alone.<<set $loner to true>><</if>> <<if $job is "server">>@@.smear;//Sweet Talker//@@ When the situation is rough, you can talk your way out of it.<<set $sweettalker to true>><<elseif $job is "chef">>@@.smear;//Great Cook//@@ When you cook for others, everyone compliments your ability!<<set $greatcook to true>><<elseif $job is "research scientist">>@@.smear;//Scientific Method//@@ When you need to figure something out, you have a much easier time.<<set $sciencemethod to true>><<elseif $job is "nurse">>@@.smear;//Nursing Degree//@@ You didn't go through all that effort for nothing. When someone is irrational, you have a higher chance of calming them down.<<set $nursing to true>><<elseif $job is "doctor">>@@.smear;//Pratical Medicine//@@ You can do just about anything if you have the equipment.<<set $practmed to true>><<elseif $job is "vetranarian">>@@.smear;//Impractical Medicine//@@ As long as you have a stick and your shirt, you can heal someone of something.<<set $impractmed to true>><<elseif $job is "artist">>@@.smear;//Artistic Nature//@@ You make a bit of money from selling art on the side. + 20G randomly.<<set $artismoney to true>><<elseif $job is "writer">>@@.smear;//Written Letters//@@ When writting something, you have a high chance of surprising someone with your ability. Can raise affections!<<set $writtenletter to true>><<elseif $job is "freelancer">>@@.smear;//Freelance Life//@@ You make a bit of money every day from doing freelance work.<</if>> <<set $chanceroll = [1,2,3]>> [[Continue|cont]]

@@.smear;"Soon you will be able to access your menu with your phone. Before that, theres a bit more. You can change your avatar to match your real body- or not!"@@ You look at yourself in the little mirror that appears. You are a simple gray avatar. You mess with it. A small menu pops up. Your skin is a <<cycle "$tone">> <<option "light">> <<option "dark">> <<option "rosey">> <<option "soft">> <</cycle>> <<cycle "$skin">> <<option "ivory">> <<option "porcelain">> <<option "sand">> <<option "beige">> <<option "siena">> <<option "tanned">> <<option "band">> <<option "olive">> <<option "almond">> <<option "amber">> <<option "umber">> <<option "bronze">> <<option "expresso">> <<option "chocolate">> <</cycle>>. Your eyes are <<cycle "$eyetone">> <<option "light">> <<option "dark">> <</cycle>> <<cycle "$eyecolor">> <<option "honey">> <<option "brown">> <<option "hazel">> <<option "green">> <<option "blue">> <<option "gray">> <<option "red">> <<option "purple">> <</cycle>> colored. Your hair is <<cycle "$hairlength">> <<option "long">> <<option "very long">> <<option "short">> <<option "very short">> <<option "shaved">> <<option "undercut">> <</cycle>> <<cycle "$haircolor">> <<option "blonde">> <<option "strawberry-blonde">> <<option "brown">> <<option "dark brown">> <<option "ruby">> <<option "golden brown">> <<option "burgundy">> <<option "ginger">> <</cycle>>. You have <<cycle "$facialhair">> <<option "no facial hair">> <<option "beard">> <<option "mustache">> <</cycle>>. You are <<cycle "$height">> <<option "very short">> <<option "short">> <<option "average">> <<option "tall">> <<option "very tall">> <</cycle>>. You go by <<cycle "$pronoun1">> <<option "they">> <<option "she">> <<option "he">> <</cycle>>/<<cycle "$pronoun2">> <<option "them">> <<option "her">> <<option "him">> <</cycle>>/<<cycle "$pronoun3">> <<option "theirs">> <<option "hers">> <<option "his">> <</cycle>>. You stare at yourself for a moment before nodding. Right, Thats you, for sure. <<pickup $inv "phone" 1>><<pickup $inv "monster candy" 1>><<pickup $inv "hotelcard" 1>> [[Continue|Your stats]]

A bag appears before you. You raise a brow at it. @@.smear;"This contains items you get to begin with!"@@ You peek in the bag. !!!! //Inventory// <<inv $inv>> Huh. Seems inteteresting. The bag vanishes in a puff, your phone the only thing left in your hands. You hear it ping, and an app called "inventory" appears. You scroll further into your phone to see what else is on there. Oh, "Family" and "Relationships" show as well. Interesting. !!!! //Family// !!!!!<<if $family is "No one">><<else>><<print "$family">> the <<if $family is "Your mother">>Caring<<elseif $family is "Your father">>Bold<<elseif $family is "Your child">>Kind<<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>Loud<<elseif $family is "Your dog">>Pup<<elseif $family is "Your cat">>Kitty<</if>> !!!!!Love <<print "$familylove">>/100 !!!!!Relationship <<print "$familyrelationship">>/100 <<if $family is "Your mother">>//You have always had each others backs.//<<elseif $family is "Your father">>//If you ever need anything, he's happy to help you.//<<elseif $family is "Your child">>//You are their everything, and they are yours.//<<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>//Family till the end.//<<elseif $family is "Your dog">>//Always greeting you like you bright the sun.//<<elseif $family is "Your cat">>//Happy to cuddle, happy to love.//<</if>><</if>> !!!!//Relationships// !!!!!//...// [[You think you're ready to move further on.]]

@@.smear;"You're ready, then?"@@ <<set $firstquest to "incomplete">> You shrug a bit, nodding. @@.smear;"Perfect! Please, do not loose your Hotel Key."@@ //You're filled with.. <<cycle "$soultype">> <<option "Determation">> <<option "Bravery">> <<option "Justice">> <<option "Kindness">> <<option "Patience">> <<option "Integrity">> <<option "Perseverance">> <</cycle>>.// [[Chapter 1]]

<<if $choker is true>>!!!!Black Choker //It's a rather pretty little choker, in a satin black.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $choker to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $pearl is true>>!!!!Pearl Necklace //A beautiful pearl necklace.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $pearl to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $pristineoutfit is true>>!!!!Pristine Outfit //A very fancy outfit.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $pristineoutfit to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $headphones is true>>!!!!Headphones //Ignore the world! Less likely to be bothered when walking to work.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $headphones to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $sweater is true>>!!!!Sweater //A soft sweater. Useful when its winter.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $sweater to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $perfume is true>>!!!!Perfume //Sweet smelling perfume.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $perfume to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $flowercrown is true>>!!!!Flower Crown //When worn, you appear more innocent. Can get you out of situations.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $flowercrown to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $lacy is true>>!!!!Lacy UnderClothes // Look hot for everyone in this!// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $choker to lacy>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $leatherjack is true>>!!!!Leather Jacket // Wear this to look hot. Earns you extra choices.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $leatherjack to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>><<if $maid is true>>!!!!Maid Dress //A maids outfit. Wear it for ‘work’ options.// !!!!!<<linkreplace "Remove?">>Removed.<<set $maid to false>><</linkreplace>> <</if>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

!!!! //Skills// <<if $family is "Your mother" >>@@.smear;//Loving Child//@@ You would do anything to keep your parent safe.<<set $lovingchild to true>><<elseif $family is "Your father">>@@.smear;//Loving Child//@@ You would do anything to keep your parent safe.<<set $lovingchild to true>><<elseif $family is "Your child">>@@.smear;//Mama Bear//@@ You get max strength when your child is endangered.<<set $mamabear to true>> @@.smear;//Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry!//@@ You gain extra options with certain people.<<set $mommy to true>><<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>@@.smear;//Big Sibling//@@ You gain extra options with certain people.<<set $bigsib to true>><<elseif $family is "Your cat">>@@.smear;//Big Expenses//@@ You know how to get extra money because of how much your pets food is. Get +5 G every day.<<set $extrag to true>><<elseif $family is "Your dog">>@@.smear;//Big Expenses//@@ You know how to get extra money because of how much your pets food is. Get +5 G every day.<<set $extrag to true>><<elseif $family is "No one">>@@.smear;//Loner//@@ You're used to being alone. +Relaxation when alone.<<set $loner to true>><</if>> <<if $job is "server">>@@.smear;//Sweet Talker//@@ When the situation is rough, you can talk your way out of it.<<set $sweettalker to true>><<elseif $job is "chef">>@@.smear;//Great Cook//@@ When you cook for others, everyone compliments your ability!<<set $greatcook to true>><<elseif $job is "research scientist">>@@.smear;//Scientific Method//@@ When you need to figure something out, you have a much easier time.<<set $sciencemethod to true>><<elseif $job is "nurse">>@@.smear;//Nursing Degree//@@ You didn't go through all that effort for nothing. When someone is irrational, you have a higher chance of calming them down.<<set $nursing to true>><<elseif $job is "doctor">>@@.smear;//Pratical Medicine//@@ You can do just about anything if you have the equipment.<<set $practmed to true>><<elseif $job is "vetranarian">>@@.smear;//Impractical Medicine//@@ As long as you have a stick and your shirt, you can heal someone of something.<<set $impractmed to true>><<elseif $job is "artist">>@@.smear;//Artistic Nature//@@ You make a bit of money from selling art on the side. + 20G randomly.<<set $artismoney to true>><<elseif $job is "writer">>@@.smear;//Written Letters//@@ When writting something, you have a high chance of surprising someone with your ability. Can raise affections!<<set $writtenletter to true>><<elseif $job is "freelancer">>@@.smear;//Freelance Life//@@ You make a bit of money every day from doing freelance work.<</if>> <<if $apple is true>> @@.smear;Apple a Day@@ As long as this perk is active, you cannot get sick! <</if>><<if $lipsticklovers is true>> @@.smear;Lipstick Lovers@@ You applied magical lipstick that changes colors. <<cycle "$lipstickcolor">> <<option "Red">> <<option "Purple">> <<option "Black">> <</cycle>> <</if>> [[Close|$current_scene]]

!!!In Progress <<if $firstquest is "incomplete">>!!!!@@.yellowtext;Your very first Quest!@@ Wow! You've started the game! Leave the hotel to complete this quest! @@.graytext;Rewards: 100 G, Random Item.@@ <</if>><<if $jobquest is "incomplete">>!!!!@@.yellowtext;Lets get a job!@@ Now we need a job. Maybe you can get one like you had before? Or you reinvent yourself! @@.graytext;Rewards: ?? G an hour.@@ <</if>><<if $loverquest is "incomplete">>!!!!@@.yellowtext;Meet your first lover!@@ Meet your very first love interest! @@.graytext;Rewards: 5 G, Random Item.@@ <</if>><<if $housequest is "incomplete">>!!!!@@.yellowtext;Somewhere near, somewhere far..@@ Find and start renting a new house! That hotel room isnt free, after all.. @@.graytext;Rewards: New house!@@ <</if>><<if $datequest is "incomplete">>!!!!@@.yellowtext;Go on a date!@@ Go on your first date! @@.graytext;Rewards: 10 G@@ <</if>> !!!Completed <<if $firstquest is "complete">>!!!!@@.graytext;Your very first Quest!@@ Wow! You've started the game! Leave the hotel to complete this quest! @@.graytext;Rewards: 100 G, Random Item.@@ <</if>><<if $jobquest is "complete">>!!!!@@.graytext;Lets get a job!@@ Now we need a job. Maybe you can get one like you had before? Or you reinvent yourself! @@.graytext;Rewards: ?? G an hour.@@ <</if>><<if $loverquest is "complete">>!!!!@@.graytext;Meet your first lover!@@ Meet your very first love interest! @@.graytext;Rewards: 5 G, Random Item.@@ <</if>><<if $housequest is "complete">>!!!!@@.graytext;Somewhere near, somewhere far..@@ Find and start renting a new house! That hotel room isnt free, after all.. @@.graytext;Rewards: New house!@@ <</if>><<if $datequest is "complete">>!!!!@@.graytext;Go on a date!@@ Go on your first date! @@.graytext;Rewards: 10 G@@ <</if>>

!!Chapter 1 -------- And wow! You've done it! The game really starts here, <<print "$name">>! Are you satisfied? You can always restart if you want. [[Nah, continue.]] [[Oh, yes, restart||Untitled Passage]]

The darkness flickers around you and you have to cover your eyes to not be blinded by the light. Around you now is a hotel room, pristine and sweet smelling. <<if $family is "No one">>..Welp! <<elseif $family is "Your mother">>"Sweetie? Where are we?" You jump, blinking in confusion. Oh. Right. Mom was here. You smile at her, saying that you wanted a new life. She smiles back. "Be safe, then, dear." You assure her that you will be. Lets get <<elseif $family is "Your father">>"Kiddo?" Oh! Dad! You excitedly rant to him about this new life. "Heh. Have fun, kiddo." You will! Lets get <<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>Silence fills the room as you and your sibling look at each other. After a long few moments, they speak. "Was all that real? Are we in a game?" Yep. "Huh." Lets get <<elseif $family is "Your child">>You pick up your child carefully, holding them close to your chest.<<if $family is "Your child">> "<<if $pronoun1 is "they">>Baba<<elseif $pronoun1 is "she">>Mama<<elseif $pronoun1 is "he">>Poppa<</if>>?" <</if>> You greet your child, who smiles at you brightly. You tell them about this new life. They seem excited. Hah. Lets get <<elseif $family is "Your dog">>Your dog stretches out beside you, panting. You pet their head. Lets get <<elseif $family is "Your cat">>Your cat seems unbothered. Oh well. Lets get <</if>>[[started]].

When you leave, a ping appears on your phone. @@.greentext;QUEST COMPLETE@@<<set $firstquest to "complete">> @@.goldtext;+ 100 G!@@ <<if visited("started") lt 2>><<linkreplace"TAP ME FOR ITEM!">>Got <<if $item is "lock">>Lock!<<pickup $inv "lock" 1>><<elseif $item is "maidoutfit">>Maid Dress!<<pickup $inv "maidoutfit" 1>><<elseif $item is "monster candy">>Monster Candy!<<pickup $inv "monster candy" 1>><<elseif $item is "headphone">>Headphones!<<pickup $inv "headphone" 1>><<elseif $item is "vinrec">>Vinyl Record!<<pickup $inv "vinrec" 1>><<elseif $item is "fakmus">>Fake Mustache!<<pickup $inv "fakmus" 1>><<elseif $item is "skelmask">>Skeleton Mask!<<pickup $inv "skelmask" 1>><<elseif $item is "wig">>a Wig!<<pickup $inv "wig" 1>><<elseif $item is "leatherjack">>a Leather Jacket!<<pickup $inv "leatherjack" 1>><<elseif $item is "lipstick">>Lipstick!<<pickup $inv "lipstick" 1>><<elseif $item is "silkcollar">>a Silk Collar!<<pickup $inv "silkcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "studdedcollar">>a Studded Collar!<<pickup $inv "studdedcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "lockingcollar">>a Lockable Collar!<<pickup $inv "lockingcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "daycollar">>a Day Collar!<<pickup $inv "daycollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "wine">>a Bottle of Wine!<<pickup $inv "wine" 1>><<elseif $item is "chocolates">>a Chocolate bar!<<pickup $inv "chocolates" 1>><<elseif $item is "perfume">>Perfume!<<pickup $inv "perfume" 1>><<elseif $item is "plush">>a Plushie!<<pickup $inv "plush" 1>><<elseif $item is "detoxt">>some Detox Tea!<<pickup $inv "detoxt" 1>><<elseif $item is "cottoncandy">>Cotton Candy!<<pickup $inv "cottoncandy" 1>><<elseif $item is "blackchoker">>a Black Choker!<<pickup $inv "blackchoker" 1>><<elseif $item is "pearlnicklace">>a Pearl Necklace!<<pickup $inv "pearlnecklace" 1>><<elseif $item is "pristineoutfit">>a pretty fancy outfit!<<pickup $inv "pristineoutfit" 1>><</if>><<set $g to $g + 100>><</linkreplace>><<else>>You already got this!<</if>> Oh, neat. You tuck your phone in your pocket, humming. It buzzes more. <<set $jobquest to "incomplete">><<set $loverquest to "incomplete">><<set $housequest to "incomplete">> You wonder which way you should go. [[Down the street]] [[Down the ally]]

<<if visited("serious") gt 0>>You look around the area, hoping to spot Rifle again. Sigh. No luck. Oh well.. Maybe you can give him your number next time. <</if>>Walking down the street, you are greeted by random monsters who seem much more peaceful than the humans that mingle with them. <<set $met to $met + 1>> Your walking is interrupted by bumping right into someone.<<if $loverquest is "incomplete">> @@.greentext;QUEST COMPLETE@@<<set $loverquest to "complete">> @@.goldtext;+ 5 G!@@ <<if visited("Down the street") lt 2>><<linkreplace"TAP ME FOR ITEM!">>Got <<if $item is "lock">>Lock!<<pickup $inv "lock" 1>><<elseif $item is "maidoutfit">>Maid Dress!<<pickup $inv "maidoutfit" 1>><<elseif $item is "monster candy">>Monster Candy!<<pickup $inv "monster candy" 1>><<elseif $item is "headphone">>Headphones!<<pickup $inv "headphone" 1>><<elseif $item is "vinrec">>Vinyl Record!<<pickup $inv "vinrec" 1>><<elseif $item is "fakmus">>Fake Mustache!<<pickup $inv "fakmus" 1>><<elseif $item is "skelmask">>Skeleton Mask!<<pickup $inv "skelmask" 1>><<elseif $item is "wig">>a Wig!<<pickup $inv "wig" 1>><<elseif $item is "leatherjack">>a Leather Jacket!<<pickup $inv "leatherjack" 1>><<elseif $item is "lipstick">>Lipstick!<<pickup $inv "lipstick" 1>><<elseif $item is "silkcollar">>a Silk Collar!<<pickup $inv "silkcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "studdedcollar">>a Studded Collar!<<pickup $inv "studdedcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "lockingcollar">>a Lockable Collar!<<pickup $inv "lockingcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "daycollar">>a Day Collar!<<pickup $inv "daycollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "wine">>a Bottle of Wine!<<pickup $inv "wine" 1>><<elseif $item is "chocolates">>a Chocolate bar!<<pickup $inv "chocolates" 1>><<elseif $item is "perfume">>Perfume!<<pickup $inv "perfume" 1>><<elseif $item is "plush">>a Plushie!<<pickup $inv "plush" 1>><<elseif $item is "detoxt">>some Detox Tea!<<pickup $inv "detoxt" 1>><<elseif $item is "cottoncandy">>Cotton Candy!<<pickup $inv "cottoncandy" 1>><<elseif $item is "blackchoker">>a Black Choker!<<pickup $inv "blackchoker" 1>><<elseif $item is "pearlnicklace">>a Pearl Necklace!<<pickup $inv "pearlnecklace" 1>><<elseif $item is "pristineoutfit">>a pretty fancy outfit!<<pickup $inv "pristineoutfit" 1>><</if>><<set $g to $g + 5>><</linkreplace>><<else>>You already got this!<</if>> <<else>><</if>> You blink <<if $height is "very short">>up <<elseif $height is "short">>up <<elseif $height is "average">>up <<elseif $height is "tall">><<elseif $height is "very tall">>down <</if>>at the person you ran into. Oh. Thats.. A small note is shoved into your hand, and you watch the skeletons face turn a soft golden shade. Looking down at the note, it reads; //'Sorry. I'm bad about watching where I'm going!'// You offer a smile, looking back to the skeleton. He looks sheepish. You introduce yourself. //'You can call me Coffee.'// <<set $coffeepap to "met">><<set $coffeelove to 0>><<set $coffeelust to 0>><<set $coffeedanger to 0>><<set $coffeeobs to 5>><<set $coffeejel to 0>><<set $coffeerel to 4>><<set $coffeehp to 10>><<set $coffeeflavor to "He thinks you're really sweet.">> Your phone pings. You bet Mister Coffee here is one of your love interests, just based on that. And he's so <<cycle "$coffeeinterest">> <<option "cute">> <<option "sweet">> <<option "interesting">> <</cycle>>. Not talking isn't common in the skeletons, if you're remember correctly. You're pretty sure Coffee is one of the few. Maybe he'd like to.. go out some time? //'I have to go home soon, or my brother will fret over me.'// Oh, shoot. You quickly write down your number. He seems shocked, before writing down his and setting it carefully in your hand. <<set $coffeenumber to "got">> You can't wipe the grin off your face as you part ways with the shy little skeleton. This'll be [[fun]].

You decide to take a short cut. Except you don't know the first thing about this city. Or what classifies as a 'short cut'. Nope! Instead, you find yourself turning down an ally that bounces the noises of violence towards you. You wish you were shocked, but the idea of this city have an underbelly is actually cliche. Funny, but cliche. Despite your better judgement, you decide to continue further into the mazes that make up the backways in this city. But its quickly cut off. You find a split. [[Left]] or [[Right]]?

future achievements here [[Close|$current_scene]]

!!Chapter 2 -------- Wow! So you've finished the first chapter.. I'm so proud of you, <<print "$name">>. <<if $family is "No one">>So so proud!<<else>><<print "$family">> is proud of you too!<</if>> You've met <<if $met is 7>>7 skeletons! Thats the max you can meet by now!<<else>>$met skeletons. Oh, dang. Did you miss one?<</if>> This will be fun, right? I'm excited to write more for this!

This game is based on DarkPetal16's amazing IFs, AND on the amazing fanfics that do this same concept! It's so fun! A big note that I do not own any AUs, or Undertale for that matter. This is purely for fun. [[All the AUs]] This IF has some wild and kinda icky topics, but theyre always optional. Despite that, heres some warnings. * Death * Severe Violence * Self Harm * Crude Language * Threatening Situations * Non-Con implications * SA inplications Enjoy! [[Start|Untitled Passage]]

<<if visited("Fight") gt 0>>You feel bad for running, but you also.. Dont. You make a face as you reach the street. This was safer. <</if>>Shuffling down the street isn't very interesting, especially as you check over your phone just to have something to do. The quests seem interesting, and the little ping for your "G" total is nice to have. You wonder if you have a physical G bag somewhere. Either way, you bet that G will come in handy. Though now is time to finish another quest. A job would do wonders for you. You manage to find a paper, of all things. It has tons of listings for jobs. Maybe one will be interesting? ... Eh. There's a bunch, really. All these jobs are.. too much. <<set $joblist to either("Housekeeping at a big hotel, Apartment Managers, Fast Food, Muffets wants to hire humans, 'The Army Needs You!'..", "Burger Flipping at NcDans, Graphic Designer, Chisp-Inc, Mettaton's Assistant..", "Marine Recruitment, The Army- They're resorting to paper ads now?", "Hotdog stand, Chimichanga stand, Ice cream stand, mobile bar- What the $curse?")>>$joblist Oh! One catches your eye, but.. What is this? Some cruddy fanfic? Oh. Right. It literally is. !!!!MAID NEEDED !!!!!Live-in preferred but not required! //In need of a maid for our incredibly large abode! If you apply, you will be give our pool house to reside in if wanted!// ..You swear you've read a fanfiction exactly like this! Snickering, you write the number down. You'll keep looking, but you'll probably call them later if nothing else catches your eye. It could be fun, but you have to consider it carefully. <<if $family is "No one">>At least you didn't have anyone but you to worry about.<<elseif $family is "Your mother">>You had to be careful, and do whats best for you and your mother.<<elseif $family is "Your father">>You had to be sure this was a good choice for you and dad, after all.<<elseif $family is "Your child">>It all depended on how they felt about kids. You'd take no risks.<<elseif $family is "Your sibling">>You bet your little sib would find it hilarious though!<<elseif $family is "Your dog">>They'd have to deal with a dog. Haha.<<elseif $family is "Your cat">>Your cat would fit right in, though. You wonder if Edge has Doomfanger.<</if>> After browsing the jobs, you decide to get some food. Maybe some [[Muffet's]]? Oh! Or [[Grillby's]]! Your mouth waters at both ideas.

You could really go for some sweets. As good as a greasy burger sounds, the appeal of the infamous spider donut and spider cider sounds so good right now. You walk towards the bakery with a pep in your step. The moment the door opens, your senses are flooded with the warm smell of a bakery. It's lovely. Your phone pings. <<set $met to $met + 3>> You were too distracted by the idea of food to realize that there were skeletons in the building.<<set $stretchpap to "met">><<set $stretchlove to 0>><<set $stretchlust to 0>><<set $stretchdanger to 0>><<set $stretchobs to 0>><<set $stretchjel to 0>><<set $stretchrel to 1>><<set $stretchhp to 200>><<set $stretchflavor to "Oh? Whos that?">><<set $muttpap to "met">><<set $muttlove to 10>><<set $muttlust to 20>><<set $muttdanger to 1>><<set $muttobs to 5>><<set $muttjel to 0>><<set $muttrel to 10>><<set $mutthp to 20>><<set $muttflavor to "Hot damn.">><<set $cometpap to "met">><<set $cometlove to 15>><<set $cometlust to 0>><<set $cometdanger to 0>><<set $cometobs to 0>><<set $cometjel to 0>><<set $cometrel to 20>><<set $comethp to 200>><<set $cometflavor to "Oh, wowie.">> Even then, though, you focus in on the spider woman behind the counter. She perks at your appearance, grinning wide. "Welcome to Muffet~ Ahuhuhu~" You grin, excitedly ordering donut and a jug of spider cider! She holds her hand out expectantly, and you reach into your pocket. Hopefully the gold just appears there when you need it. Oh! It does! It's cold on your hand, yet before you can even remove you hand from your pocket, Muffet's hand is filled with gold by a stark white hand. You stare at the hand in surprise. "It's on me, new friend." You follow the arm up to the face attached, staring into swirling stars and shimmering sockets. You're caught, locked into a contest. Who will look away first? You can't. You're too entranced by the gentle glow, especially when his face flushes in the same soft colors as his sockets. Wow. "Earth to Comet." Another voice caused your staring partner- //Comet?//-to look away. How rude. You look towards whoever spoke, squinting a bit. "Sorry to cut off your moment, heh. Names Stretch, your staring partner is Comet. This is Mutt." He's motioning, and you spot the last skeleton hiding behind Stretch a bit, face bright red. He looks easy to fluster. You introduce yourself back, smiling. "N-nice to, eheh, meet you."<<set $datequest to "incomplete">> Aww. Comet is still blushing. You'd love to talk more, but Muffet has your food. You grab it, happily settling into a seat and starting to eat. The three skeletons seem like they're going to leave soon, but Comet walks up to you first. "Here is my number. Um.. Call me some time?" <<set $cometnumber to "got">> D'aww. So cute. You finish your food. <<linkreplace "You consider grabbing another donut before you leave..">>You grab another donut.<<pickup $inv "spiderdonut" 1>><<set $g to $g - 5>><</linkreplace>> You are excited, honestly. You want to call that [[maid job]] listing.

You don't even have to think twice, really. The idea of a huge burger makes you want to drool. You'd have to get one to go, too. <<if $family is "No one">>You can't wait to have it tomorrow, too. You bet its just as good reheated!<<else>>You'd hate to get it and not share.<</if>> Maybe you shouldn't have been surprised, though. As soon as you enter the homey building, you see them. <<set $met to $met + 3>> Sans sits at the bar, beside the edgier version of himself. Not far off is the bright blue version of him. Sans, Red, and Blue walk into a bar.. You snort, walking up to the bar with a pep in your step. Your phone pings in your pocket, alerting you to 'meeting' more lovers, probably. <<set $bluesans to "met">><<set $bluelove to 20>><<set $bluelust to 5>><<set $bluedanger to 0>><<set $blueobs to 15>><<set $bluejel to 0>><<set $bluerel to 10>><<set $bluehp to 1>><<set $blueflavor to "WOWIE! Who was that?">><<set $sans to "met">><<set $sanslove to 0>><<set $sanslust to 0>><<set $sansdanger to 0>><<set $sansobs to 0>><<set $sansjel to 0>><<set $sansrel to 1>><<set $sanshp to 1>><<set $sansflavor to "a human? in grillbys?">><<set $redsans to "met">><<set $redlove to 5>><<set $redlust to 30>><<set $reddanger to 2>><<set $redobs to 10>><<set $redjel to 20>><<set $redrel to 6>><<set $redhp to 1>><<set $redflavor to "woah, what a babe. whys blue looking at ya like that?">><<set $bluecrazy to "not">><<set $redcrazy to "not">> Fun. Another ping, wonder if its a quest or something? <<set $datequest to "incomplete">> Oh well! You wave to Grillby. The flame elemental seems happy to see you, nodding in greeting to you. You order a burger and friends, and an extra to-go. His flames brighten, which you take to be excitement. He vanishes back. Hopefully it won't be long, you're absolutely starved. "heya sugartits." A gruff voice breaks your daydreaming of a yummy, greasy burger. You look to your side, and are met with a red eyelight. <<if $pronoun1 is "they">>Sugartits? Really?<<elseif $pronoun1 is "she">>Sugartits? How creative.<<elseif $pronoun1 is "he">>Sugar//tits//? You..<</if>> You don't even understand at this point. Dont call me that. The eyelight constricts a bit. <<if $mommy is true>>He seems a bit flustered by your tone. You hadn't meant to treat him like a child, but your mother-voice can overpower all. <</if>><<if $bigsib is true>>You can see him light up, just a bit. Oh. Had you went all big sibling on him? <</if>>He clears his throat, nodding. "whacha wanna be called then, sug- uh. ch-chief?" You think, hand to your chin. Hmm.. You think <<cycle "$rednick">> <<option "babe">> <<option "sugar">> <<option "darling">> <<option "sweet">> <</cycle>> would be fine. Though- <<cycle "$redflush">> <<option "He can call you anytime~">> <<option "You'd rather your name.">> <</cycle>> Before Red can answer, Grillby returns with your [[food]].

<<if $redflush is "He can call you anytime~">>The skeleton is bright red when you turn away.<<else>>He seems sad, but accepts your answer anyways.<</if>> "sure thing, $rednick." You hum, accepting the burger. You ask Grillby how much it costs, when a voice pips up. "just put it on my tab, grillbs." You can almost feel the eyeroll from Grillby, who shrugs and waves you off. Oh well, you guess. Glancing over, you see that the classic version of Sans has taken his counterparts place. You offer him a thanks, and he just shrugs, chuckling. "look, i dunno why but my friend wants you to have this." A paper is set beside your place, and Sans just stands afterwards. He calls out for the others before vanishing with them. Huh? The paper is carefully folded, and has a soft blue font writing a number on it. 'You're BERRY cute. Call me? - Blue' Oh. Well. That's fun. <<set $bluenumber to "got">> You settle in, nibbling on the burger and fries. It's just as good as you imagined when you played Undertale for the first time. Yum. A few monsters greet you, and you greet them. But none cause your phone to go off. Are the skeletons really the only 'proper' love interests? Wild. Maybe you could call about that [[maid job]], now..

So, you head out. And call, as soon as you pop out of the door. Maybe you should have waited until you were at the hotel room, but you kind of want to see just how fast you can leave the hotel. You tuck your phone to your ear, humming as it rings. It's ringing for a while, actually. Like, too-long a while. Finally, though, it clicks through. "hello?" The voice is gentle, and slightly smooth on the edges. It's nice to hear. You tell them you're calling for the job listing. "oh! amazing, thats really good. when are you available for an interview?" You tap your finger to your chin, before shrugging to yourself. Right now, probably. "really?" You hear shuffling as you confirm, and the sound of the phone being dropping. "sorry- sorry! i can be at, uhh.. the local monster grocery story in a few minutes?" ..Where is that? "huh? oh, are you new in town?" You hum, looking around the street dumbly. Where the hell would a monster grocery store be located? "have you been to muffets? or grillbys?" Oh! Yes, indeed you had been. "when you leave, follow the street towards uhh.. the big mettaton building. its that way." Big Mettato-? Oh. How you missed the giant, bright pink building, you'll never know. But you tell them you see it. "awesome. i'll be at the store in like.. 15 minutes. gotta grab my bro, he's the one who posted the ad." You tell them you're excited to meet them, and hang up. Okay. 15 minutes. That should be enough time to walk down the street and find the store, right? .... [[Right?]]

[[Right|Towards1]] [[Left|away1]]

[[Left|Towards1]] [[Right|away1]]

[[Left|away1]] [[Straight|Fight]] [[Right|Left]]

[[Left|Left]] [[Straight|Street]] [[Right|Right]]

You nearly trip when the sound of a gunshot rings your ears. Before you stands a group of humans, surrounding.. Something. Someone? The sounds of muffled talking make you think its a person in there. The humans seem to be arguing. They're perfectly distracted, and they don't even know you're there. You keep trying to catch a glance of whatever or whoever is surrounded by these humans. You don't have much luck, really. The most you can gather is what the humans are saying. "Dirty monster!" Which isn't helpful. You only gather that it is, indeed, a person. And that they are a monster. That sort of rubs you the wrong way, though. Who calls a monster 'dirty'? Racist humans, obviously. You could.. [[help]]. Or [[leave|fun]]. Both are okay options.

Oh shoot. You turn left and right, looking up and down the street. Maybe you could just.. Go [[down the street|Down the street]]? But.. then you'd never know what those noises were. [[Find the fight|Right]]?

Right, like you'd even consider leaving a person in need! You look around. There.. really isn't much to help you. Especially when they have guns! Maybe you could cause a distraction? And run? That sounded like a terrible idea, but it was the only idea you had. With a heavy sigh, you walk closer to the group of humans. You take a deep breath, and shout at the top of you lungs. All the humans freeze, many gazes looking for you. They all look hideous, and you're unsure if its just their faces or if its the fact that you know they're racist scum. "Who do you think you are, <<if $pronoun1 is "she">>bim<<elseif $pronoun1 is "he">>egg<<else>>bud<</if>>?" You can feel the anger rising in your chest, but force it down with a careful breath. There's a board nearby that you could use to hit one of them. ...You really don't think it'll help, but you're already in this situation. May as well fight through it. The board is heavier than you expected. But its easy to hurl it at them. You hope the monster doesnt get hurt. There's a loud snap, and a flash. You're confused, until you realize it was from one of their guns. They'd shot at you, but.. not hit? A glance around shows a large, stark white bone right in front of you. It's coated in cracks. Had it taken the bullet for you? Wait. Bone? A hand grabs the back of your shirt while another takes your hand. You phone pings in your pocket. <<if $loverquest is "incomplete">>@@.greentext;QUEST COMPLETE@@<<set $loverquest to "complete">> @@.goldtext;+ 5 G!@@ <<if visited("help") lt 2>><<linkreplace"TAP ME FOR ITEM!">>Got <<if $item is "lock">>Lock!<<pickup $inv "lock" 1>><<elseif $item is "maidoutfit">>Maid Dress!<<pickup $inv "maidoutfit" 1>><<elseif $item is "monster candy">>Monster Candy!<<pickup $inv "monster candy" 1>><<elseif $item is "headphone">>Headphones!<<pickup $inv "headphone" 1>><<elseif $item is "vinrec">>Vinyl Record!<<pickup $inv "vinrec" 1>><<elseif $item is "fakmus">>Fake Mustache!<<pickup $inv "fakmus" 1>><<elseif $item is "skelmask">>Skeleton Mask!<<pickup $inv "skelmask" 1>><<elseif $item is "wig">>a Wig!<<pickup $inv "wig" 1>><<elseif $item is "leatherjack">>a Leather Jacket!<<pickup $inv "leatherjack" 1>><<elseif $item is "lipstick">>Lipstick!<<pickup $inv "lipstick" 1>><<elseif $item is "silkcollar">>a Silk Collar!<<pickup $inv "silkcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "studdedcollar">>a Studded Collar!<<pickup $inv "studdedcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "lockingcollar">>a Lockable Collar!<<pickup $inv "lockingcollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "daycollar">>a Day Collar!<<pickup $inv "daycollar" 1>><<elseif $item is "wine">>a Bottle of Wine!<<pickup $inv "wine" 1>><<elseif $item is "chocolates">>a Chocolate bar!<<pickup $inv "chocolates" 1>><<elseif $item is "perfume">>Perfume!<<pickup $inv "perfume" 1>><<elseif $item is "plush">>a Plushie!<<pickup $inv "plush" 1>><<elseif $item is "detoxt">>some Detox Tea!<<pickup $inv "detoxt" 1>><<elseif $item is "cottoncandy">>Cotton Candy!<<pickup $inv "cottoncandy" 1>><<elseif $item is "blackchoker">>a Black Choker!<<pickup $inv "blackchoker" 1>><<elseif $item is "pearlnicklace">>a Pearl Necklace!<<pickup $inv "pearlnecklace" 1>><<elseif $item is "pristineoutfit">>a pretty fancy outfit!<<pickup $inv "pristineoutfit" 1>><</if>><<set $g to $g + 5>><</linkreplace>><<else>>You already got this!<</if>> <<else>><</if>> The world falls around you. You glare into the void. The void glares back. Are you [[serious]]?

Like really? For fucking real? <<set $met to $met + 1>> "well, well, well."<<set $riflesans to "met">><<set $riflelove to 10>><<set $riflelust to 40>><<set $rifledanger to 6>><<set $rifleobs to 0>><<set $riflejel to 0>><<set $riflerel to 10>><<set $riflehp to "0.5">><<set $rifleflavor to "brave little thing">> You blink, and the world is back. The light burns your eyes a little bit. "you could have died, you know?" You look at the skeleton. Sans? No.. He's a bit different. Better dressed, mostly. A suit? Or.. less of a suit. You'd barely call that a 'dress outfit'. "names rifle. whats yours?" You tell him your name, barely aware that he's still touching you. You're walking slowly, which is what you're more focused on. "you surprised me, $name. i figured you'd run off. but distracting those dimwits is too dangerous. don't do it again." You give him a look, brows raising. Is he really telling you that? As if you'd listen. You tell him as much. He snorts, covering his mouth with a hand. His other leads you along with a feathery touch on your upper back. "you got a good soul." You stick your tongue out at him, crossing your arms playfully. He laughs out loud, pushing you out of the alleyway when you arrive to the street. You feel brave, for a moment. "thanks for sticking your neck out for me, but really. be safe." You turn to call out to him, but he's already gone. [[Sigh|Down the street]].

Here I will list AUs and their owners, as well as if I changed anything about the characters. This will constantly update. Undertale - <a href="https://twitter.com/tobyfox" target="_blank">Toby Fox</a> Underfell - <a href="https://underfell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Vic(The Underfella)</a> Underswap - Now Community Shared! Originally made by p0pcornpr1nce Mafiatale - <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/undermafiaz" target="_blank">KID?</a> Mafiafell - <a href="https://tapas.io/episode/1244642" target="_blank">Starringback</a> Mafiaswap - ??? Horrortale - <a href="https://sour-apple-studios.deviantart.com/" target="_blank">Sour Apple Studios</a> Swapfell - Adopted by <a href="https://nishimori38.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Nishimori38</a> Fellswap - <a href="https://blackggggum.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Blackggggum</a> Mafia-fellswap + swapfell - ??? Outertale - <a href="https://mimipippin.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Mimipippin</a> Outerswap - <a href="http://mnstrcndy.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Mnstrcndy?</a> Outerfell - <a href="http://mnstrcndy.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Mnstrcndy?</a> Errortale - <a href="https://loverofpiggies.tumblr.com" target="_blank">TheCrayonQueen</a> Inktale - <a href="https://comyet.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Comyet</a> Dusttale - <a href="https://ask-dusttale.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Ask-Dusttale</a> Dreamtale - <a href="https://jokublog.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Jokublog</a> Underlust - Community Shared! Xtale - <a href="http://jakei95.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Jakei95</a> Something New - Community Shared! Originally made by <a href="https://rahafwabas.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Rahafwabas</a> [[Back|Disclaimer]]

It was barely enough time. You are caught staring at the store with pants leaving you. You're heaving for breathes like you just ran a marathon. Because, honestly, you kind of had. When they had said 'its that way', you'd thought they'd mean it was a few blocks down. Not a few miles! But, here you were. With three minutes to spare. Should you.. just wait outside? ... <<set $met to $met + 2>> You probably need to get food, anyways. So you enter. And wow, this place is full. Monsters and humans are everywhere, which sort of surprises you. You'd figured humans wouldnt really be here much, considering. Oh well, maybe most humans got along with monsters? Maybe. You grab a cart, wandering the isles with little plan. Theres plenty of food, from magic ketchup to cinnabunnies. You grab things here and there, watching the time. The moment it hits three minutes after you came inside, you peek towards the door. Are you kidding? Just now entering are two skeletons. They are dressed nice, if not a bit revealing for shopping. They seem to be looking around for someone, you probably. You step out, raising a hand to them with your best smile. The taller brightens up excitedly, while the shorter seems to tense a bit. When they reach you, they seem surprised to see your cart with items inside. "Hello! You Are The One Who Called About The Job?"<<set $lilacpap to "met">><<set $lilaclove to 30>><<set $lilaclust to 15>><<set $lilacdanger to 0>><<set $lilacobs to 5>><<set $lilacjel to 0>><<set $lilacrel to 25>><<set $lilachp to 200>><<set $lilacflavor to "What a nice looking human.">><<set $plumsans to "met">><<set $plumlove to 0>><<set $plumlust to 0>><<set $plumdanger to 0>><<set $plumobs to 0>><<set $plumjel to 0>><<set $plumrel to 3>><<set $plumhp to 1>><<set $plumflavor to "huh.">> You smile, nodding. They follow you as you continue your [[shopping]], careful to not bump into them.

"It Is Wonderful To See You, Then! I Had Lost Hope On That Ad! You Are The First Person To Call!" Really? You ignore your phone as it pings. It seemed like a good deal. Though, you do remember that there was no pay listed on the job description. You ask about that. "Well, I Was Worried That Posting How Much We Wanted To Pay Would Get Us Bad People Applying." Bad people, huh? You could certainly understand that. But, that begs the question, just how much were they going to pay for a maid? "We Want To Offer Housing And A Pay Of 250 G A Day." 250 G a day- You try to think of the other job listings. Yea, that was way more that you had expected. Most jobs only paid 10 G an hour, at the most. That had to be way more, right? "Would That Be Alright? We Can Pay More." More?! No, no. You assure him that it was perfect, smiling at him. "heh, cool." Oh. You forgot that the smaller skeleton was here.<<set $lilaclove to 50>><<set $lilaclust to 30>><<set $lilacdanger to 0>><<set $lilacobs to 27>><<set $lilacjel to 0>><<set $lilacrel to 38>><<set $lilachp to 200>><<set $lilacflavor to "Oh.. I like you.">> "i'm plum, by the way." "Oh! And I Am Lilac!" You introduce yourself. <<if $family is "Your child">>You just have to ask, though. Would a child on the property be okay? "Do You Have A Child?" Yes, you did. "Of Course, That Would Be Fine! The Others Love Kids, And Ace Even Has His Own!" Ace, huh? You'd have to remember that.<</if>> It's not much more talking before you are texted an address, and a starting date. You're really going to start without meeting anyone else? [[Alright|Chapter 2]].