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ok so you're stranded in a forest for some reason so yeah how do you get out [[i sleep]] [[i kill people]]

that doesnt help so you die from a bear in the woods :( [[retry?->start]]

yay you're alive woohoo now you're in a cave why [[nooooooo]] [[what is life]] [[im here because i went the wrong way]] [[what is love]]

you moan so loud that a bear finds you you died :( [[retry?->start]]

you are pondering life so hard and so long that a bear sneaks up on you you died :( [[retry->start]]

well duh you die from too many obvious discoveries :( [[retry?->start]]

Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me No more What is love? Yeah I don't know why you're not fair I give you my love, but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong? Gimme a sign What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Oh, I don't know, what can I do? What else can I say, it's up to you I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? What is love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Don't hurt me Don't hurt me I want no other, no other lover This is our life, our time We are together I need you forever Is it love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Yeah, yeah, (woah-woah-woah, oh, oh) (Woah-woah-woah, oh, oh) What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more What is love? you survived a bear attack because bears are idiots and dont like this song [[continue->your house]]

you found your house and go into it but then you find the illuminati [[continue->illuminati]]

illuminati conformed [[continue->plottwist]]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha there was no way to win because the creator of this game is evil the illuminati kills you because its the illuminati. :( [[retry? (useless option)->Start]]

ok so you're stranded in a forest for some reason so yeah how do you get out [[i sleep]] [[i kill people]] [[i eat cheese puffs]]

you have no cheese puffs also this is a prank you win this is the cheese puffs ending [[retry?->start]]