{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yawn.mp3">
}Dawn.
[[Wake]]
[[Snooze|Morning]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yeah.mp3">
}Adventure!
[[Yeah!]]
[[Nah.]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yawn.mp3">
}Morning.
[[Wake]]
[[Snooze|Noon]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yawn.mp3">
}Noon.
[[Wake]]
[[Snooze|Evening]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yawn.mp3">
}Evening.
[[Wake]]
[[Snooze|Prince]]{
(display: "page")
}Prince.
[[Kiss]]
[[Snooze]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/kiss.mp3">
}MWAH!
[[Marry]]
[[Avoid|Wake]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/snore.mp3">
}ZZZZZZZZZZ...
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/gay.mp3">
}Gaaaaaaaaaay!
[[Shrug]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/wedding.mp3">
}END
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/keep-it-secret.mp3">
}Ring (1).
[[Accept]]
[[Decline]]
[[Precious!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/nah.mp3">
}Okay.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/quest.mp3">
}Quest!
[[Mountains]]
[[Mines]]
[[Forest]]
[[Dessert]]
[[Barrows]]{
(display: "page")
}Insist.
[[Accept]]
[[Autodefenestrate]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/on-second-thoughts.mp3">
}Takesies-backsies.
[[Aww.]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/AAAAA.mp3">
}CRASH!
[[Fall]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/impact.mp3">
}OOF!
(display: "end")[[Restart]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/waa.mp3">
}Cry.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/demolition.mp3">
}Avalanche!
[[Mines]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/roar-serious.mp3">
}Balrog!
[[Obstruct]]
[[Fly]]
[[Dance]]{
(display: "page")
}Spiders!
[[Punch]]
[[Pet]]{
(display: "page")
}Typo.
[[Desert]]
[[Ignore]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/undead-groan.mp3">
}Barrow-wight!
[[Fight]]
[[Join]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/squish.mp3">
}Squish!
[[Onwards!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/nom.mp3">
}Bitten!
[[Sleep]]{
(display: "page")
}Angry!
[[Shout]]
[[Fly]]{
(display: "page")
}Escaped!
[[Onwards!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/dance.mp3">
}Dance-off!
[[Boogie|Dance 2]]
[[Gyrate|Dance 2]]
[[Thrash|Dance 2]]{
(display: "page")
}Hot!
[[Reconsider|Accept]]
[[Persist]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/eating.mp3">
}Dessert!
[[Yummy]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Full.
[[Reevaluate|Accept]]{
(display: "page")
}Scorching!
[[Reconsider|Accept]]
[[Persist|Mummified]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/sizzle.mp3">
}Mummified.
[[Persist|Archaeologist]]
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/it-belongs-in-a-museum.mp3">
}Archaeologist.
[[Persist|Museum]]
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Museum.
[[Persist|Aliens]]
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/alien.mp3">
}Aliens!
[[Persist|Abduction]]
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Abduction!
[[Persist|Xenomuseum]]
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Xenomuseum.
[[Persist|Rehydration]]
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/sploosh.mp3">
}Rehydration!
[[Stay]]
[[Return|Accept]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Xenoholiday!
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/schwing.mp3">
}Sword!
[[Dodge]]
[[Parry|Join]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/undead-groan.mp3">
}(Un)dead.
[[Serve]]
[[Mope]]{
(display: "page")
}Defeated!
[[Fly]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/roar-serious.mp3">
}Roar!
[[Strike]]
[[Fly]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/schwing.mp3">
}Victory!
[[Onwards!]]{
(display: "page")
}Survey.
[[Volcano]]
[[Spa]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/eating.mp3">
}Eaten!
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/undead-stumble.mp3">
}Stumble.
[[Feint]]
[[Lunge]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/impact.mp3">
}Trick!
[[Stabbed|Join]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/schwing.mp3">
}Retaliation!
[[Riposte!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/impact.mp3">
}Victory!
[[Onwards!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/resigned-sigh.mp3">
}Boring!
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/undead-boss-warning.mp3">
}Warning.
[[Serve]]
[[Mope|Mope 2]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/annoyed-sigh.mp3">
}Fired.
[[Fired?!?]]{
(display: "page")
}Alive!
[[Onwards!]]{
(display: "page")
}Distant.
[[Walk]]
[[Eagles]]{
(display: "page")
}Fancy!
[[Jacuzzi]]
[[Massage]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Relaxing.
[[Leave]]
[[Stay|Jacuzzi 2]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Relaxing.
[[Doze]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/schwing.mp3">
}Assassin!
[[Fight|Assassin]]
[[Flee]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/aargh.mp3">
}Backstabbed!
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Grab...
[[Stone]]
[[Oil]]
[[Towel]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/thonk.mp3">
}THONK!!!
[[Victory!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/squirt.mp3">
}Squirt!
[[Watch]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/wha-pish.mp3">
}ka-SNAP!
[[Victory!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yeah.mp3">
}Mess.
[[Tidy]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/slapstick.mp3">
}Slapstick!
[[Victory!]] {
(display: "page")
}Outside.
[[Volcano]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Relaxing?
[[Leave]]
[[Stay|Jacuzzi 3]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Pruny.
[[Leave]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/resigned-sigh.mp3">
}Slow.
[[Walk|Walk 2]]
[[Eagles]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/eagle.mp3">
}Big!
[[Ride]]
[[Walk]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/nom.mp3">
}Eaten.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/resigned-sigh.mp3">
}Tedious.
[[Walk|Walk 3]]
[[Eagles]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/resigned-sigh.mp3">
}Tiring.
[[Walk|Walk 4]]
[[Eagles]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yay.mp3">
}Arrived!
[[Yay!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/one-does-not-simply.mp3">
}Enter...
[[Simply|Enter]]
[[Cautiously|Enter]]{
(display: "page")
}Uneventful.
[[Suddenly...]]{
(display: "page")
}Eye-tower!
[[Hide]]
[[Poke]]
[[Greet]]{
(display: "page")
}Hiding.
[[Hide]]
[[Poke]]
[[Greet]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/boink.mp3">
}Super-effective!
[[Celebrate]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/evil-laugh.mp3">
}Laughter.
[[Poke]]
[[Comeback]]{
(display: "page")
}How?
[[Jig]]
[[Feast]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/dance.mp3">
}Satisfying!
[[Continue|Doom]]{
(display: "page")
}Foodless.
[[Jig]]
[[Continue|Doom]]{
(display: "page")
}Volcano.
[[Climb]]
[[Explore]]{
(display: "page")
}Dumbfounded!
[[Scarper]]{
(display: "page")
}Embarrassing.
[[Ignore|Doom]]{
(display: "page")
}Cave.
[[Enter|Lava Cave]]
[[Descend|Explore]]{
(display: "page")
}Cave.
[[Enter|Dragon Cave]]
[[Climb]]{
(display: "page")
}Lava!
[[Toasty]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/roar.mp3">
}Dragon!
[[Battle|Dragon Fight]]
[[Flee|Dragon Flee]]
[[Seduce]]{
(display: "page")
}Ring?
[[Throw]]
[[Keep]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/splish.mp3">
}Splish!
[[Accomplished!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/hobbit.mp3">
}Hobbit.
[[Listen]]{
(display: "page")
}Pleading.
[[Throw]]
[[Punt]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/AAAAA.mp3">
}AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[[Laugh]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/evil-laugh.mp3">
}Ring?
[[Wear]]
[[Swallow]]{
(display: "page")
}Ringwraiths!
[[Battle!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/cough.mp3">
}Choking.
[[Cough]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/schwing.mp3">
}Approaching!
[[Dick-kick]]
[[Backflip]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/impact.mp3">
}Dickless!
[[Whoops]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/NOOOOO.mp3">
}Lava!!!
[[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/sploosh.mp3">
}SPLOOSH!!!
[[Sizzle]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/sizzle.mp3">
}Crispy.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/aargh.mp3">
}Stabbed.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/cough.mp3">
}Choking!
[[Cough!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/cough.mp3">
}(text-style: "rumble")[Choking!!!]
[[Cough!!!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/urgh.mp3">
}Choked.
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/satisfied-sigh.mp3">
}Satisfied.
[[Return]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/fanfare.mp3">
}Parade.
[[Enjoy]]{
(display: "page")
}Ceremony.
[[Attend]]{
(display: "page")
}Medal
[[Receive]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/chewbacca.mp3">
}Chewbacca.
[[Incongruous!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/beep.mp3">
}Alarm.
[[Wake]]
[[Snooze|Morning]]{
(display: "page")
}Done.
[[Leave]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/roar-serious.mp3">
}Roar!
[[Sword]]
[[Sorcery]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/roar-seductive.mp3">
}Roar?
[[Ring]]
[[Bail|Dragon Flee 2]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/dragonfire.mp3">
}Roasted.
[[(Mostly)]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/nom.mp3">
}Eaten.
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Melted!
[[Sorcery]]
[[Flee|Dragon Flee]]{
(display: "page")
}ZZZZZZZZAP!!!
[[Watch|Dragon Watch]]{
(display: "page")
}Evolving!
[[Prepare]]
[[Flee|Dragon Flee 2]]
[[B]]{
(display: "page")
}Bigger.
[[Sorcery!!!]]
[[Flee|Dragon Flee]]{
(display: "page")
}Escaped!
[[Phew!|Leave Dragon]]{
(display: "page")
}Cancelled.
[[Phew!|Leave Dragon]]{
(display: "page")
}(text-style: "rumble")[''ZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!'']
[[Dragon?]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/yay.mp3">
}Defeated!
[[Leave|Leave Dragon]]{
(display: "page")
}Outside.
[[Climb|Dragon Climb]]{
(display: "page")
}Cave.
[[Enter|Lava Cave]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/kiss.mp3">
}Accepted!
[[Happycry]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/wedding.mp3">
}Wedding?
[[Church]]
[[Cave]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/demolition.mp3">
}Demolished.
[[Oops.|Dwelling]]{
(display: "page")
}Unromantic.
[[Oh.|Dwelling]]{
(display: "page")
}Dwelling?
[[Cottage]]
[[Cave|Cave Dwelling]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/demolition.mp3">
}Demolished.
[[Oops.|Pregnant]]{
(display: "page")
}Dingy.
[[Oh.|Pregnant]]{
(display: "page")
}Pregnant.
[[Waitwhat???]]{
(display: "page")
}Magic.
[[Ah.]]{
(display: "page")
}Delivery?
[[Hospital]]
[[Cave|Cave Delivery]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/demolition.mp3">
}Demolished.
[[F***|Babies]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/waa.mp3">
}Unsanitary.
[[Oh.|Babies]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/awww.mp3">
}Babies!
[[Awww!]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/owww.mp3">
}Bitey.
[[Owww!]]{
(display: "page")
}Marriage?
[[Strained.]]{
(display: "page")
}Suggest...
[[Counselling]]
[[Divorce]]{
(display: "page")
}Difficult.
[[Persist|Counselling 2]]
[[Divorce]]{
(display: "page")
}Easier.
[[Leave|Ring Return]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/kiss.mp3">
}Reconciliation.
[[Worthwhile]]{
(display: "page")
}...regret?
[[Yes]]
[[No|Resume Quest]]{
(display: "page")
}Return?
[[Yes|Counselling 2]]
[[No|Resume Quest]]{
(display: "page")
}Quest?
[[Resume]]
[[Abandon]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/waa.mp3">
}Volcano.
[[Reminder...]]{
(display: "page")
}Focus?
[[Self]]{
(display: "page")
}Focus!
[[Climb|Dragon Climb]]{
(display: "page")
}Ring?
[[Returned|Dragon Divorce]]{
(display: "page")
}Become...
[[DJ]]
[[Entomologist]]
[[Lion-tamer]]
[[Fart-collector]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/oontz.mp3">
}Groovy!
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Buggy!
(display: "end"){
<audio autoplay src="audio/nom.mp3">
}Eaten.
(display: "end"){
(display: "page")
}Reconsider.
[[DJ]]
[[Entomologist]]
[[Lion-tamer]]{
(display: "page")
}Marriage?
[[Unconventional!]]{
(display: "page")
}Ultimately...
[[Happy]]{
<audio autoplay src="audio/awww.mp3">
}END
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