You break open the axe with your shoe and snatch it off of the display stand. Just as you are about to run with it, the giant comes back. "Hold it right there!" he bellows. You stop dead in your tracks. That loud, booming voice would be enough to give anyone the shivers, to say the least. "You put that back! Or I'll step on you!" "Weren't you going to do that anyway?" You ask. The giant opens his mouth to speak, but then thinks for a moment. Was he going to step on him anyway? If so, why didn't he do so before? "It matters not!" He says finally. [["Put down the axe|Set Axe Down]], or I really will step on you! If you try to [[run away|Run With Axe]], I'll chase you down and step on you when I catch you! I'm much taller, stronger and faster after all!"

"Alright," you say to your sister. "If that's the way you want it." You lunge at her, grab her by her locks, and start dragging her up the stairs to her room. "What the hell, man!" She screams. "What are you doing with my hair?!" You yell: "What does it look like? I'm saving your skin!" She and you finally reach her bedroom. Once there, you stuff her under her bed, and promptly stuff yourself under her bed with her. You cup your hand tightly over her mouth. "Don't scream. If you scream, your dead." Suddenly, a rumble! The giant is here! The roof! He's tears off the roof. You can hear him sniffing around. Then, he stops. "Phooey," You hear him mutter. "Wrong house." Then you hear thundering footsteps fading away into the distance. You hear a faint scraping noise. The giant must be going back up the beanstalk. You fooled him. "Okay," you say to your sister. "I think it's safe to come out now." You and she emerge from under the bed. "Why didn't you tell me there was a giant coming for us?!" You sigh irritabley and reply: "I did."\n\t\n\tThe End

You escape just in the nick of time. Right after you exit through the enoumous door, the giant re-enters with a key, presumably to the display case with the axe inside of it. "Hold it right there!" he bellows. You ignore him. You are already outside of the museum and climbing down the beanstalk. By the time you reach the bottom, you can see the giant climbing down after you. Slowly, but surely, climbing down. You rush inside your house and find your sister. "Sis! There's a giant coming down that beanstalk! If he sees you, he'll kill you! You need to go to your room and hide! " But your sister just looks at you derisively. "Ha!" she laughs as she gives you the finger. "Screw you!" You can feel your blood boiling. Your baby sister has always been a brat. "If you don't go to your room right now, and I mean right now, I will [[leave you here to get eaten by the giant|Leave Sister]]. I will [[take you by your hair to your room|Drag Sister]] if I have to." Once again, your sister gives you the finger. Ugh.

You are in a museum at the top of the beanstalk. The giant at the top is mad. He threatens to kidnap and kill your little sister because you stole all of his gold. He leaves the room to look for a key to a display case with an axe inside of it. The axe is pulsating with magic. It might have just enough to cut down the beanstalk. You could break the case open, [[steal the axe|Steal Axe]] and hurry down the beanstalk before the giant knows your gone. On the other hand, you could just escape while you still can, climb down the beanstalk and then [[hide your sister|Hide Sister]].

"I don't think so, buster!" you say. You run away with the axe. The giant roars a terrible roar and chases after you. Looks like you are faster than him. You run out of the museum and onto the beanstalk. You climb down and start chopping at the base. As you see the giant climbing down after you, you chop more vigorously. Finally, you chop completely through. The beanstalk and the giant fall down, down, down. Until KAPOW! The giant falls with a bang and a scream. You see in the distance a body as big as a mountain. Your family rushes out to see the fuss. "Where have you been?" your mother asks. You smile at her and reply: "The greatest adventure ever."\n\t\n\tThe End

Beanstalk

Jack Kelley

You set the axe down sheepishly. "Okay, mister. You win." The giant laughs and steps on you. He lifts his shoe to look at the bloody splatter that was once you. "Dear me," he says. "That is never gonna come out."\n\t\n\tThe End

"Alright," you say to your sister. "If that's the way you want it." And your sister goes back to watching TV. Suddenly, a rumble! The giant is here! The roof! He tears off the roof of the house. "Hi!" he says. He grabs your sister and you. Your sister screams: "What the hell, man! Why didn't you tell me there was a giant coming for us?!" You sigh irritably and reply: "I did." Then the giant eats you both. Messily.\n\t\n\tThe End