Paleo-Panic

PALEO PANIC: "A mistake may pay yourself dearly" [[PLAY]] Made for the DINOJAM 3 gamejam :)

You are stuck in the Paleolithic era, in the middle of nowhere. Your time machine is nowhere to be seen. You have untill 7 AM to make it back to the present. [[START]]

VI:AM You are standing in the middle of nowhere, and need to find the time machine. Where do you go? [[FORWARD]] [[BACKWARD]] [[LEFT]] [[RIGHT]]

VI:II:AM You go walk to the east... VI:IV:AM While walking, you notice a mountain blocking the path..seems like you have to pick the other ones..you bring out your compass and see the other 3 directions.. South, which makes you go [[BACKWARD]] West, which makes you go [[LEFT]] North, which makes you go [[FORWARD]]

VI:II:AM You go back to where to came from only to find a crack in the...code? I do not know how that happened...wait NO DONT DO THAT NO- [[ ]]

You go walk to the north.. Walking, VI:VII:AM And walking, VI:VIII:AM And walking, VI:X:AM And walking, VI:XII:AM And walking, VI:XIV:AM And eventually you arrive at..the...woah...''i''can almost see how small you are compared to ''me''...here..[[climb]]on ''my'' arm. VI:XVI:AM

VI:IV:AM You go near the saloon, only to find that it is locked, a waste of time and energy...Fortunately, you see a building in the corner of your eye...you notice its from the [[LEFT]] side..

VI:IV:AM You enter the deep cave... You find yourself stuck between 3 "slides". The first slide is covered in the scent of...[[dino nuggies?]] You havent had any dino nuggies in a WHILE, havent you? The scent is too much to resist, but maybe you havent checked the other two. The second one has symbols at the top of the slide. Theres also a faint, [[pink hue?]] Is this even the real paleolithic era? The third slide is completely plain, but you are a complete sucker for random things to happen to you, ''arent you huh?'' Looks like ''someone's'' been spending ''too much time in their PC''...hopefully ''they'' have read alot of Wikipedia..what am i thinking again? Oh right...I'm narrating... VI:VI:AM You remain shocked by the sudden ''fourth wall break'' you just witnessed, so much so that you ended up wasting 2 minutes of your time. Go on. pick a slide.. VI:VIII:AM 1st one: [[dino nuggies?]] 2nd one: [[pink hue?]] 3rd one: [[plain..are you ''REALLY'' going to choose this?]]

VI:X:AM The scent is too much to resist, you slide down.. (text-color:red)[Something else has happened.] You seem to land on your tummy, ouch. You limp over to a nearby water source to ease the pain. The soothing cool of the water calms you down as you do a r- (text-rotate-x:-25)+(text-rotate-y:-25)+(text-color:yellow)["rrrr~..."] Did you just, do that? Something is wrong. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:transparent)[your teeth...] VI:XII:AM You get up to feel a slight bulge in your pants. Its bothering you. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:transparent)[your tail...] So..You need to get out, right? So lets choose the only available option. You need to [[look for an opening]].

VI:X:AM You slide down the, *sigh* plain slide, and find yourself near a cave..this time with no changes....are you just trying to stay human? (text-color:red)[Nothing else has happened...] You find yourself in a dark cave...you could either find an exit or break it yourself... [[find an exit]] [[break it yourself?!!??]]

VI:XIV:AM You look for an opening, but there are none. You feel d- (text-color:yellow)[r..r-rer....*sniff*] VI:XVI:AM No..you arent...doing what i think youre doing...''this isnt supposed to be apart of the twine's code!'' VI:XVIII:AM O-oh...i can still see you....here,here...let me calm you down... You feel yourself getting headpat by ''me'', a nice way to calm down after not finding an exit... (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[r..rrarr.......] You almost feel if ''im'' pulling your face...but too happy from being petted to notice the change (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:transparent)[your face...] VI:XX:AM Here..why cant i just make one for you? You hear rocks shift as the outside light welcomes you... VI:XXII:AM There you go! Come on! [[lets go!]]

VI:XII:AM You quickly swing a pickaxe you found, but it breaks halfway of mining through.. you feel s- (text-color:yellow)[r..r-rer....*sniff*] VI:XVI:AM No..you arent...doing what i think youre doing...''this isnt supposed to be apart of the twine's code!'' VI:XVIII:AM O-oh...i can still see you....here,here...let me calm you down... You feel yourself getting headpat by ''me'', a nice way to calm down after not finding an exit... (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[r..rrarr.......] You almost feel if ''im'' pulling your face...but too happy from being petted to notice the change (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:transparent)[your face...] VI:XX:AM Here..why cant i just make one for you? You hear rocks shift as the outside light welcomes you... VI:XXII:AM There you go! Come on! [[lets go!]]

VI:XXIV:AM You enter the outside for the second time,actually, Mmm...the fresh scent of nuggies... makes you wanna rrr with your mouth open right? (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[r-rarrr!!] Thats right! [[We gotta find that scent!]] VI:XXVI:AM

VI:XXVIII:AM You run to find the irresistable scent of tasty dino nuggies to find a small so called [["village"]] nearby.. maybe you should go to it!

VI:XXX:AM You run to the village to see, others? I dont know if this is another universe youre i- Hey..where'd ''you'' go? VI:XXXII:AM [[Chat]]

VI:XXXIV:AM (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rrawrr! rar rawr?] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:cyan)[rawr? rar. rawr rawr..rawr!] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:green)[rawr rar? rarr... rawrr rawr!] VI:XXXVI:AM Hmm..dont see ''him'' anywhere... (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:cyan) [rawr! rawrr rar!!!] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:transparent)[your scales...] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rar? RAWR!! rawr rawrrr!! rawr rarr rawrrr...] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:green)[rar? rawrr rar? rawrr rawr! rar rarr?] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rawr....rar rawrr.] VI:XXXVIII:AM That shirt looks familiar...wonder if thats ''him'' Well..i have one trick up my sleeve..here (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:red)[g-rawrr!!!] VI:XXXX:AM (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:red)[rarrr..rawrr rawr?] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+ (text-color:yellow)[rawr? rarr rar?] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:red)[rawr...rar rarr rawr..] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rarr!?!? rawrrr....] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:red)[rawr! rarr rarr!!] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rawr rar!] VI:XXXXII:AM (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:RED)[rawr...rar rawr rar...] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rawr? rar rarr rawrrr?] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:red)[rawrr-PRISE! ITS ME!] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[RAWR?! RAWRR RAR? RARR!!] Aw..dont get too angry or y- (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rer!] Huh? A little rer for someone whos just a dino? Weird... Anyways, want another petting session? (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rer! rawr!!!] Okay! [[*one insanely cute petting session later*]]

VI:XLIV:AM Alright..Its nearing 7 PM, which is officialy "opening time" for working-yep that is a very dead giveaway. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rar? rerrr?] Okay, stop questioning it, youre in like, another universe...time machines arent supposed to do that.. Alright..Its nearing 7 PM, which is officialy "opening time" for working-yep that is a very dead giveaway. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rar? rerrr?] Okay, stop questioning it, youre in like, another universe...time machines arent supposed to do that.. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rer....] Did you know? That smell that you saw earlier is in that restaurant, The dino nuggies are way too surreal to be smelt from afar. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rer? rewrr?] Speaking of that restaurant, uhh..theres dino training! Hmm..gotta get the form r-rerr!! REWR! That worked! My excitement can match yours now! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rawrr! rerr rawr..] Lets not waste much time talking and get to cooking in the [[restaurant!]] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rewr rawr!] VI:XLVI:AM

VI:XLVIII:AM Okay! To prevent our workers to get any sort of, germs.. we provide them with this cute little soap dispenser, dino themed~ This will get you working without worry! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rewr..] Rerr...Come on! Apply some! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rer rar....] You apply some of the "dino soap" onto your hands and see that its working pretty well.. The smell of bubblegum enters your nose.. (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rarrr..] Oh and, dont forget to put some on your face too~ we loove a cute dino face~ rer~! While applying the soap to your face,you zone out,due to looking at how cute your face has turned out... VI:L:AM (text-color:transparent)[your face,again..] (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rawrrrrr....] There we go! A cute little blue triceratops, ready for working! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rewr! rewr!] Now for the proper attire! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[rerr! rar?] This cute little shirt! Must be unique dont we? the color blue suits you well! (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[RARR!!] Alright! You seem to be ready! Just a little few more touches and... You feel a bit weird... (text-rotate-x:25)+(text-rotate-y:25)+(text-color:yellow)[re-rrerrr]...w-wha..] (text-color:transparent)[your horns..] Awesome! You're now ready to meet other dinos-and work here~ (text-color:yellow)[Okay...gotta control my..rawr...rar..rer...kay...rawrrr...] (text-color:transparent)[you're talking!] Need help? Boop! You feel yourself getting booped by ''me''. That seems to help you get back on track.. (text-color:yellow)[Rewr! Finally i can talk normally,or not..rrr...So? when do i get working?] Okay..just have to flood the place and..BOOM! People! Now ''I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING,SO STOP IT.'' Moving on, You now have [[customers]]! (text-color:yellow)[Rarr! Oh okay!] VI:LII:AM

VI:LIV:AM (text-color:yellow)[Rewr! How may i help you today?] (text-color:green)[Aww..you were that one guy with the red dino arent you? Besides, let me order a meal for us two...] (text-color:yellow)[Rawr.. Yeah... i was...so what meal?] (text-color:green)[Hm...you thinking...what im thinking?] (text-color:yellow)[REWR? WAIT...] (text-color:green) [RAWR!!! DINO NUGGIES!!] (text-color:yellow)[REWR!!! DINO NUGGIES!!] (text-color:yellow)[Rerr! Dino nuggies, coming right up! RAR!] VI:LVI:AM And so, you and the green dino you met ate dino nuggies together..rar....happy ending, is it? Everyone loves dino nuggies! RAWR! VI:LVIII:AM You'll love working here, everyone likes restaurants in...the paleolithic era...anyways happy working dino! REWRR!! [VII:AM] END 1/3: Dino Nuggies! [[Paleo Panic]]

VI:II:AM You go walk to the west. You arrive at the crossroads. Infront of you are 3 buildings: one is a [[saloon!?]] The other one is a lake, you may need this if you're thirsty, but currently, you arent.. The third building is a [[deep cave...]]

VI:X:AM You go down the seemingly odd slide with the pink hue, only for you to find yourself...back at where you came from....something is blocking you from entering this slide...suddenly, you smell the scent of some freshly cooked..[[dino nuggies?]] you cant resist to eat them....but,you might change your mind and pick the- [[plain..are you ''REALLY'' going to choose this?]] FINE. since you want to stay human...im letting you...

VI:XII:AM You quickly find the exit in time and exit to the valley...there you find a [["village"...]] ..maybe you could ask where the time machine is?

VI:XIV:AM You run to the village to see, others? I dont know if this is another universe youre i- You ask where your time machine is located at....and one of the dino's answered..they seem to have seen this machine before..not knowing who it belonged to....[[you follow the dino.]]

VI:XVI:AM The dino shows the aforementioned time machine you talked about and you feel relieved that you can finally escape unscathed, kind of-with your humanity intact...[[You finally enter the time machine...]]

VI:XVIII:AM You finally enter the time machine and enter the correct coordinates to go back into the present...perhaps missing something...[[a friend?]]

VI:XX:AM You grab the dino you talked with earlier to the time machine and press the button...You both get transported to the present...To your suprise, the dino talks your language instead of the one it speaks in the past...you have now gotten a new friend! END 2/3:FRIENDS!! [[Paleo Panic]]

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PALEO PANIC: "D plvwdnh pdb sdb brxuvhoi ghduob." [[SODB]]

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YL:A:DP Brx volgh grzq wkh, *vljk* sodlq volgh, dqg ilqg brxuvhoi qhdu d fdyh..wklv wlph zlwk qr fkdqjhv....duh brx mxvw wublqj wr vwdb kxpdq? (text-color:red)[Qrwklqj hovh kdv kdsshqhg...] Brx ilqg brxuvhoi lq d gdun fdyh...brx frxog hlwkhu ilqg dq halw ru euhdn lw brxuvhoi... [[ilqg dq halw]] [[euhdn lw brxuvhoi?!!??]]

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VI:XVII:AM There we go, now i just have to pull you in and (text-color:yellow)[Woah..im..really..a d̷i̵n̷o̸ like you huh?] Yeah..just not a "real" one..also..look at us! '' I '' put a mirror facing us, showing that we, are d̷i̵n̷o̸s Look, we still have a muzzle,and a tail..but,thats what every d̷i̵n̷o̸ needs right? (text-color:yellow)[Yeah, we are d̷i̵n̷o̸s!] Im going to show you a secret...this button? It transports a human to this "fake era" i've created..you didnt even need a time machine for that...besides...all those villagers were former humans that found peace in this world... (text-color:yellow)[Cool...so...what now?] Lets popluate the place with dinos! ''IN A GOOD WAY. '' (text-color:yellow)[Dino making time!!!] END 3/3 One with the D̶i̴n̷o̶ [[Paleo Panic]]