You roll a pair of dice to choose a weapon. You roll a (set:$dice to (random: 2, 12))(print:$dice). (if:$dice<7)[A Battle Axe! Heck yeah! you know where your (if:$char is "a child")[Dad] (else:)[roommate] keeps this in his safe!
Acquire: (link-goto:"Battle Axe!")](else:)[A Shovel! Heck yeah! You saw one of these lying on the ground behind the school!
Acquire: (link-goto:"Shovel!")]
(text-colour:black)[(link-goto:"secret win")]You begin having second thoughts about why you are doing this in the first place, but by this point, it is too late, and the front desk Lady spots you walking though the door.
[[The Lady calls out to you|ending]]Welcome to the failure game, you are (set: $char to (either: "a child", "an adult")) (print:$char), who absolutly hates their elementary school teacher.
[[Complain to the PTA about your teacher|complain to the PTA]]
[[Begin plotting against your teacher|begin plotting]]With your battle axe, you begin to (if:$char is "a child")[drag your axe across the parking lot, scraping and clanging as you go towards the school.](else:)[walk towards the school, axe heald high above your head in a display of ferocity and strength.] (if:$KT is 0)[ You enter the scool and head straght for the conference room, where you know those dirty, no good PTA buttheads are hiding, with the knowlage that you will be the one to take down their ivory tower.](else:)[ You head towards that snake of a teacher. The one that dared to put a blemish on your perfect accedemic record, for what was clearly perfection. the one that dared to call your parents (if:$char is "an adult")[all those years ago](else:)[] and tell them that you might need to see a psycologist for your violent tendancies.] You walk though the front door, (if:$char is "a child")[the battle axe cutting the linoleum floor] (else:)[the battle axe loudly bouncing off the top of the door frame]
(if:$KT is 0)[(link:"Kill the PTA")[(go-to:"ending")] ](else:)[(link:"Kill your Teacher")[(go-to:"ending")]]
(link-goto:"Have second thoughts")
(set: $weapon to "battle axe")You begin plotting.
Step one: Acquire red string
Step two: Acquire thumbtacks
Step three: Acquire Corkboard
Step four: [[Choose a weapon]]
(if:$KT is 0)[](else:)[(set:$KT to 1)]You approach the PTA for a meeting, but they dismiss you as (if:$char is "a child")[ (print:$char)](else:)[ an impotent nobody]. You decide to flip a coin to figure out what to do next.
(link-goto:(either: "heads", "tails"))
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LiamThe Lady at the front desk asks you (if:$char is "a child")["What are you doing here after school lets out, and why do you have a (print:$weapon)!"] (else:)["Excuse me, but you need to have a visitor pass to enter the school. Is that a weapon? You need to leave, you are not allowed to have a (print:$weapon) in the school."] The Lady reaches under the desk, and pressing a button, calls the school's police officer. (if:$char is "a child")[ The officer escorts you to his office, restraining your hands with a pair of zip ties, and holding the (print:$weapon) out, away from your grasp. He tells you that you will be held in the office until your Mom arrives to take you home.](else:)[The officer rushes in, and quickly handcuffs you, taking your (print:$weapon) away from you. He then escorts you to his office where he tells you to wait until the police arrive to take you to jail.]
[[Failure|end]]After flipping the coin, decide that you want the heads of the PTA, for denying your meeting reqest. You need to choose a weapon.
[[Choose a weapon]]YAY! You Win!
[[End|end]]With your shovel in hand, you begin to plot what you will do to (if:$KT is 0)[those awful PTA shmucks, thinking about the lovely feeling of how good it will feel to cave their heads in, and bury them behind the school.](else:)[that boorsih know-it-all of a teacher, and how their screams will slowly fade over time, as you bury them alive in under the playground.] You walk towards the school (if:$char is "a child")[the shovel scraping and sparking along the carpool line, the symbol of the beginning and end of your prison sentence everyday.](else:)[smacking the shovel into the headlights and windshields of the cars parked there, if just for the euphoric feeling of power coursing through your veins.] You walk though the front door, the shovel clanging loudly off the metal doorframe.
(if:$KT is 0)[(link:"Kill the PTA")[(go-to:"ending")] ](else:)[(link:"Kill your Teacher")[(go-to:"ending")]]
(link-goto:"Have second thoughts")
(set:$weapon to "shovel")After flipping the coin, you decide that you want the PTA to feel the fire under their tails, however, you are unsure of how to best confront them.
[[begin plotting]]
↶↷Welcome to the failure game, you are an adult, who absolutly hates their elementary school teacher.
Complain to the PTA about your teacher
Begin plotting against your teacher