Goobi

(align:"=><=")+(box:"======XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=========")[(text-colour:#82c91e)[(text-rotate-z:345)[GOOBI]] [[Play Game]] Welcome to the MOLD!]

Goobi has been waiting for you. You are greeted by a small, silly elf named Goobi. Goobi has been waiting for you in Goobi's massive tree Goobi calls home. Goobi is glad you made it in time for the Great Mold! Goobi looks to you for your intuitive response.. [[Be Friendly]] [[Stare at Goobi]] [[Insult Goobi's appearance]]

You are friendly to Goobi. And Goobi appreciates this greatly as Goobi's insecurities tend to get the best of Goobi. [[Listen to Goobi]]

You stare deeply into Goobi's lazy eye. Goobi returns the unsettling gesture. You are unsure of what to say next. [[Listen to Goobi]]

You insult Goobi's WRETCHED nose! This angers Goobi. Goobi is not one for criticisms, so Goobi sends you down Goobi's pit of the damned. [[Fall]]

You fall down the pit of the damned and proceed to fall endlessly. Eventually, your heart gives out and you fade... [[End]]

Thanks for playing! Play again? [[Start]]

Goobi begins to proclaim Goobi's excitement for the Great Mold and is gracious you have arrived to attend. Goobi begins to explain the potential methods of achieving the ultimate climax for the molding. Goobi presents you with choice... [[Spin the shnozzle]] [[Follow Goobi to the top branch]] [[Prepare the molding stew]]

You spin the shnozzle and the great twine begins to mold. Goobi's eyes ignite! Goobi is thrilled with your participation. Goobi notifies you that Goobi must prepare the molding stew. [[Continue spinning]] [[Check on Goobi]]

You follow Goobi to the top branch. Goobi states that visiting the top branch prior to the Great Mold grants great luck! Goobi walks to the edge of the branch and begins to CHANT about Goobi's joy for the Great Mold! You... [[Wait for Goobi's chant]] [[Push Goobi off of the branch]]

You go into the brewery. Goobi notifies you that it is time to brew the great molding stew for the Great Mold. Goobi respects your wish to partake in the brew but insists that Goobi must supervise. Goobi presents you with ingredients. You choose... [[Shiggenboodle cream]] [[Stingberry twizzle]] [[Sporatic goob]]

You continue spinning the shnozzle. As you proceed you begin to feel a bizzare tingle deep in your skin. The twine nearly reached the end with the shnozzle, then you hear a soundingly maniacal laugh from the other room. You decide to... [[Get Goobi]] [[Wait for Goobi]]

You stop what you are doing to check in on Goobi. When Goobi sees you Goobi is (text-colour:red)[ANGERED]. Goobi states that you have ruined Goobi's great harvest. Goobi sends you out the tree. [[End]]

You attempt to remove your arms to get Goobi but you realize that they are affixed to the shnozzle. You begin to feel uneasy. You have no choice but to... [[Wait for Goobi]]

You stay in place and begin to hear continued laughter from nearby. Goobi returns, rolling a large cauldron of stew in your direction. Goobi asserts that this will be a (text-colour:#d3f9d8)[GREAT] MOLD. As Goobi approaches you Goobi's gaze draws toward your legs. You... [[Attempt to kick Goobi]] [[Insult Goobi]] [[Ask Goobi what is happening]]

You swing your leg at Goobi but it is no use. Goobi is out of your reach. Goobi laughs at your attempt to stop the Great Mold. The twine pulls you higher and Goobi rolls the cauldron beneath you. Goobi CHANTS that the Great Mold is ready to commence. Goobi backs up as the twine releases you in to the molding stew. Your body rapidly fills with (text-colour:#5c940d)[spores] causing you (text-colour:#a61e4d)[excruciating pain]! You are now (text-colour:#ffe066)[ONE WITH THE MOLD]. [[End]]

You insult Goobi's ABHORRENT NOSE! Goobi is greatly offended. Goobi leaps in frustration. As Goobi does this Goobi lands back on his cauldron of molding stew. The molding stew falls over and flows all over Goobi and yourself. You and Goobi begin to SCREAM as (text-colour:#5c940d)[spores rapidly grow] within your bodies, eventually taking you over completly. [[End]]

You ask Goobi what Goobi is doing. Goobi begins to laugh. Goobi tells you that Goobi is prepared to commence the Great Mold and you are of course the vessel. You are unsure of what Goobi means by this, but Goobi begins to rant. As Goobi does this he encroaches on you. You... [[GRAB GOOBI]] [[KICK GOOBI]]

You begin to writhe. You realize that your arms are stuck to the shnozzle! Goobi laughs at your attempt to stop the Great Mold. The twine pulls you higher and Goobi rolls the cauldron beneath you. Goobi CHANTS that the Great Mold is ready to commence. Goobi backs up as the twine releases you in to the molding stew. Your body rapidly fills with (text-colour:#5c940d)[spores] causing you (text-colour:#a61e4d)[excruciating pain]! You are now (text-colour:#ffe066)[ONE WITH THE MOLD]. [[End]]

You (text-colour:#fab005)[PUNT] Goobi's sorry ass directly into the cauldron. Goobi HOLLERS as Goobi attempts to lurch forward out of the cauldron. It is too late. You watch as (text-colour:#087f5b)[foliage] begins to burst out of Goobi's corpse and what remains turns to more (text-colour:#087f5b)[foliage]. You are able to leave what the tree as the Great Mold has completed. (text-colour:#ffe066)[THE MOLD IS GRATEFUL!] [[End]]

Goobi finishes Goobi's chant and you return to the base of the tree. At this point, Goobi looks to you for your lead. You... [[Spin the shnozzle]] [[Prepare the molding stew]]

You push Goobi off of the branch! Goobi HOLLERS as Goobi begins to plummet to Goobi's certain death. You hear a loud (text-colour:red)[SPLAT] as Goobi hits the ground. Goobi gave you the heebie jeebies so you chose to take no chances. You decide it is time to leave the tree and whatever this Great Mold is. [[End]]

You toss a glob of shiggenboodle cream into the BUBBLING stew. The (text-colour:#ffa94d)[bold scent] rises from the cauldron and hits your nose in a haste. Goobi notes that the robust nature of shiggenboodle cream helps with the strength of the mold's vines. Now it's time to... [[Add stingberry twizzle]]

You toss in the stingberry twizzle. Its (text-colour:#f783ac)[sweet and settling] aroma gives the stew a calming lift. Goobi notes that the sweetness of the twizzle adds EXPLOSIVE nature of the mold. Now it's time to... [[Add shiggenboodle cream]]

You reach for the sporatic goob and you hear a (text-colour:#ffd8a8)[SHRILL SCREACH] from Goobi! Goobi warns that the sporatic goob can only be added in a SMALL dose at the end of the stew. You choose... [[Shiggenboodle cream]] [[Stingberry twizzle]] [[Insist on sporatic goob]]

You reach for the sporatic goob once more and Goobi (text-colour:#ffa94d)[SWATS] your hand! Goobi is (text-colour:red)[ANGERED]. Goobi states that you have ruined Goobi's great harvest. Goobi sends you out the tree. [[End]]

Goobi notifies you that it's time for the sporatic goob. Goobi asserts that you must be cautious about the amount you use. Goobi suddenly realizes that the shnozzle has not been properly spun, so Goobi runs off to quickly do such. You choose to... [[Add a small amount of goob]] [[Add a heaping amount of goob]] [[Add no goob]]

Goobi quickly returns to the cauldron. Goobi asks if you added the proper amount of goob. You assure Goobi that you have. Goobi's eyes (text-colour:#ffd43b)[LIGHT UP]. Goobi tells you to follow Goobi to the shnozzle for the Great Mold. [[Follow Goobi to the mold]]

You add a HEAPING AMOUNT of goob! Suddenly the cauldron begins to bubble over and a bizzare, odorous steam fills the air around you. Goobi runs back into the room in a fit of (text-colour:#c92a2a)[RAGE]! Goobi pounces on you, (text-colour:#c92a2a)["WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"] Goobi exclaimed. You understand you did not listen to Goobi but have no clue what will happen now. You... [[Shove Goobi off]]

You follow Goobi toward the shnozzle for the commencement of the Great Mold. As you reach the shnozzle Goobi begins to cackle as you see the vines from the tree project from the shnozzle and around your arms, restricting them. You do not quite understand what is happening. Goobi begins to ramble. You... [[Watch as Goobi rambles]] [[Tell Goobi to shut up]]

You follow Goobi toward the shnozzle for the commencement of the Great Mold. As you reach the shnozzle Goobi seems concerned as if something is wrong. Goobi checks the cauldron and realizes that there is no sporatic goob. Goobi is FRANTIC! (text-colour:orange)["WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"] Goobi exclaimed. The tree begins to RUMBLE! [[Look up at the tree]]

Goobi begins to (text-colour:#f76707)[HOWL] in a fit of pain as Goobi's body inflates and eventually (text-colour:#c92a2a)[EXPLODES]! It turns out that sporatic goob lethal to Goober elves in high doses. Goobi is gone and the Great Mold is accepting of the offering. THE GREAT MOLD HAS BEEN APPEASED! [[End]]

Goobi notifies you that the Great Mold is biannual ritual where Goobi sacrifices a willing participate to the great tree Goobi calls home. This has gone on for my centuries and Goobi is currently the chosen Goober elf in Goobi's area responsible for the Great Mold. Goober elves are made of spores and without the mold there is no goob; and without goob there are no Goober elves. [[Get goobed]]

You tell Goobi to shut up and Goobi continues to cackle. Before you know it you feel a shooting pain run through your entire body. The spores fill your veins as they rapidly grow and pop out of your body. YOU HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THE MOLD. [[End]]

Before you know it you feel a shooting pain run through your entire body. The spores fill your veins as they rapidly grow and pop out of your body. YOU HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THE MOLD. [[End]]

You look up at the tree as it SHOOTS vines out in all directions. Goobi tells you the Mold is (text-colour:red)[ANGRY]! Without the proper ritual the Great Mold cannot commence. Part of the mold begins to die, releasing a (text-colour:#ffe066)[SHOCKWAVE] of spores! These spores are like no other and cause both Goobi and you to (text-colour:red)[IMPLODE]! (text-colour:#c92a2a)[THE MOLD IS FURIOUS!] [[End]]