Your gender of the day is (either: "a giant squid","12 cats in a trench coat","a crying void","a vaporwave soundtrack","twinkling fairy lights","chewed watermelon bubblegum","5 earth worms","lost fame","lovebird stars","pizza with arms","a poorly planned gender reveal party","a bee swarm","the ant queen","tentacles","kinkshaming","an overzealous doggo","a penguin tie","gay","pink chalk squibbles","a love long lost","too many swords","redistributing the means of production","dank memes","surreal memes","Spongebob memes","a green circle","mecha cats","a comfy bed","20 lavender buds","floral deer","too much plaid","an adequate amount of plaid","the sparkle emoji","broken headphones","a trash waifu","a trash husbando","ironic memes","anime","The Cheshire Cat","a peppermint patty","forgotten butterscotch","the smell of cut grass","a pastel rainbow","a timid dragon","swamp monster","a talkative flower","a blooming star","soft ribbons","a grouchy alien","black magic","white magic","heartwarming","sour candy","fuchsia crystal monster","an unknown color","a frozen cucumber","silken bed sheets","invisible ink","techno camo","sweet laughter","the downfall of my enemies","flaming","a stern battle axe","a large sword","a sea monster","viking mead","an old set of playing cards","cheap cigars","#420BlazeIt","stripes mixed with plaid","a spider web","techno babble","Star Trek reruns","Patrick Stewart's bald head","a bear claw","a shiny penny","a fudge bar","victory","rekindled joy","scratch-n-sniff stickers","complaining about capitalism","pride flags","undiscovered constellations","Mercury","Jupiter","Saturn","the moon","Uranus","Neptune","Pluto","cartoons on a VHS tape","electronics found a thrift store","42","the desperate search for the unknown","cargo shorts","torn striped stockings","butterfly kisses","the last cookie","too many cat videos","witchcraft").