Drink generator

<<print either("","","","","","","","","","","The gourd’s interior is coated in a thick, reddish lacquer.","The gourd is coated in a clear lacquer.","The gourd has the word '<<display word gen>>' painted its side.","The gourd has a long rope handle attached to its stem.","The gourd has been covered in a thick, clear lacquer and then etched with a complex, maze-like design.","The gourd has a string of jade beads wrapped loosely around it.")>>

<<print either("coiled","rough","rough","rough","smooth","smooth","smooth","smooth","smooth","ridged","bulbous")>>

a <<display gourd color>> <<display gourd type>> gourd. It is <<display Glass size>> and sealed with <<display Glass seal>>. <<display gourd detail>>

<<print either("a human eye","a king","a star","a boar's head","a sword","the sun","the moon","a knight on horseback","two lions supporting a crown","a shield","a castle","a saint with a glowing halo and sword","a robed woman holding a child","a blacksmith at work","the profile portrait of a bearded man with a laurel crown","a crowned man holding a large shield","a serpent with bared fangs","an eagle","a flower","a tree","a ship","a bow and three arrows","a stag","a skull","a rabbit","a bundle of wheat","a serpent pierced with a sword","a pair of crossed keys","a rooster","a pair of crossed swords","a pair of spears crossed over a shield","a dragon","some sort of rune or sigil","three stars, arranged to form a triangle","a rat","a griffin","a five pointed star","a bull's head","a goat's head","an ax","a pair of crossed axes","a wagon wheel","a war hammer","a sickle ","a raven","a knight's helm","a clenched fist","a lion's head","a flame","a telescope","a compass","a suit of armor")>>

<<print either("a hint of ",", much more strongly, of ","","","","")>>

<<display Drink Generator>>\n\n<<silently>>You can't link back to the start, so we have to do this crap with displaying a false start.<<endsilently>>

<<print either(" red"," red"," red"," red"," red"," blue"," green"," crimson"," white"," crimson"," white"," crimson"," white"," purple"," brown")>>

<<print either("amber colored","amber colored","amber colored","amber colored","amber colored","yellow colored","red colored","blue colored","green colored","green colored","green colored","green colored","purple colored","black colored","white colored","orange colored","deep blue colored","indigo colored","pink colored","emerald colored","silver colored","gold colored","brown colored","blue-green colored","aquamarine colored","gray colored","aqua colored","azure colored","beige colored","jade colored","sepia colored","lime colored","sky blue colored","umber colored","cyan colored","crimson colored","goldenrod colored","turquoise colored","violet colored","fuchsia colored","sea green colored","sky blue colored","plum colored","olive colored","sienna colored","rosy colored","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless","colorless")>>

<<print either("deer-like antlers","ram-like spiral horns","bull-like horns","antelope-like horns","large, backward curving horns","devil-like horns","spiked, ram-like horns","impala-like horns","African buffalo-like horns")>>

<<print either("A<<display wax colors>> wax seal depicting <<display image>> has been stamped on the side.","It's tightly wrapped in a layer of twine.","It's badly scratched and worn.","It is embossed with the words '<<display word gen>> <<display word gen>> <<display word gen>>'","It is embossed with the words '<<display word gen>> <<display word gen>> <<display word gen>>' and a picture of <<display image>>","It has a parchment label stuck to it with glue. The label is badly faded and unreadable.","Complex, twisting patterns are etched in gold across its surface.","A bright red, wooden cage encloses the body of the container.","A fine lattice of silver wire has been wrapped around the container.","The container is covered in a stitched leather sleeve. ","The container is covered in a snakeskin sleeve, secured near the top with a wrapping of black thread.","It's very dirty and covered in grime.","It feels sticky to the touch.","It feels jagged and sharp no matter where it is held, but will never actually cut anyone. ","The glass feels like it wiggles and squirms beneath your fingers.","It is wrapped in braided golden bands.","It is loosely wrapped in still-green ivy.","It seems to be vibrating very slightly. ","It's far heavier then it should be.","It is partially overgrown in <<display Glass colors>> crystals.","It is always damp to the touch.","It emits a soft chiming sound when held.","It is difficult to focus on, and always looks a bit fuzzy.","It leaves a small bloody puddle or stain wherever it is set.","It is slightly cracked near the top.","It has <<display word gen>> scratched into the glass on the bottom.","It causes the skin of anyone holding it to tingle and itch.","It has a string of what appear to be human finger bones strung around the neck with black cord.","It seems to slowly pulsate when held.","It is abnormally thick and tough.","It is surrounded by a thin haze of bluish smoke.","It is always slick and greasy to the touch.","It is inordinately fragile.","It seems to leech light from the surroundings.","It is painfully cold to the touch.")>>

<<print either("heavily muscled","shriveled and weak","mechanical","","","","","","")>>

<<print either("arms","right arm","left arm","teeth and jaw","Forearms","right forearm","left forearm","entire upper body","right hand","left hand")>>

<<print either("bottle","bottle","bottle","bottle","jug")>>

<<print either("battle ax","ax","sword","knife","warhammer","whip","spear","flail","scythe","mace","shield","cleaver","saw")>>

<<print either("","","","","","","","","","","The container has been carefully pained with an intricate floral pattern.","The container is covered in small bumps or nodules.","A large hand print has been plastered across one side in <<display ceramic color>> paint.","The image of <<display image>> has been pained on the side of the container.","The image of <<display image>> has been carved on the side of the container.","A historical scene has been painted on the side of the container.")>>

<<print either("Bone","Dirt","Stone","Steel","Iron","Copper","Paper","Cloth","Plastic","Wood","Glass","Rubber","Ink","Wax","Alcohol","Sand","Aluminum","Concrete","Sulfur","Water","Porcelain","Leather","Lead","Coal","Candy","Rope","Smoke","Flesh","Blood","Gold","Silver","Mercury","Diamond","Plant","Fungus","Fire","Air","Electricity","Chitin","Crystal","Obsidian","Sound","Amber","Hair","Viscera","Toxin","Force","Lava","Acid","Adamantine","Miasma","Dust","Sun","Insect","Cephalopod","Clockwork","Eldrich","Infernal","Divine","Necromantic","Blade","Spear","Whip","Shield","Wire","Goo","Spike","Wall","Chain","Battle Ax","Ax","Sword","Knife","Warhammer","Whip","Spear","Scythe","Mace","Glaive","Staff","Shield","Tendrils","Clothing","Cleaver","Saw","Wheel","Cage","Lock","Crown","Mask","Feline","Canine","Horse","Squid","Goat","Bat","Bird","Lizard","Bull","Deer","Crustacean","Fish","Mollusc","Whale","Shark","Boar","Bear","Ram","Rodent","Turtle","Elephant","Ape","Bee","Ant","Moose","Badger","Dinosaur","Starfish","Skeletal","Viral","Floating","Explosive","Animate","Many","Large","Small","Fast","Slow","Heavy","Light","Robust","Fragile","Strong","Weak","Broken","Intelligent","Sharp","Dull","Luminous","Baneful","Calamitous","Caustic","Ornate","Fat","Incendiary","Noxious","Expanding","Parasitic","Angular","Blasphemous","Crystalline","Tainted","Feathery","Ghostly","Lumbering","Gas","Fluid","Solid","glowing","golden","white","ruffled","fold","folded","globe","atlas","plate","smear","hidden","shadow","lattice","hanging","hanged","gem","shell","deflect","smolder","scales","phantom","prismatic","crusted","crimson","bloody","hissing","multifaceted","luminous","ringed","rust","horn","trumpeting","witch","tree","choke","blind","jeweled","floating","hover","sheer","tear","star","starry","obelisk","hateful","terror","regenerate","smashed","detonate","flowing","seal","winged","stream","tight","prismatic","laugh","joy","surprise","lightning","storm","moon","fang","nude","skimpy","stumpy","cling","subtle","twisted","contorted","armored","disintegrate","tendrils","bursting","pearl","opalescent","restrained","bubble","flowered","wreathed","coated","covered","eyed","talon","inlay","burning","regal","remember","angled","swinging","bulbous","bangle","grow","spike","sentient","history","beginning","abyss","cloak","large","wreck","organ","death","barbed","retain","twin","burning","song","titan","distant","sunder","separate","lone","layered","flayed","power","lined","insane","fade","fool","error","height","embers","scrawl","abandon","abhor","abnormal","abrupt","absorb","absurd","acid","add","join","acrobatic","afflict","afraid","age","aggravate","agile","agonize","aimless","albino","altar","amaze","ample","amputate","ancestor","ancient","animate","acid","eat","blow","bone","cloud","dance","hurt","metal","quick","salt","aberrant","aegis","annihilate","caustic","branching","clandestine","dispirited","coil","spiral","hair","scarce","defile","pleasure","texture","transparent","ivory","control","enigma","ensoul","ephemeral","eviscerate","feral","icy","glisten","lethargy","frost","ragged","plated","view","penetrate","predict","razor","blur","slime","immolate","impervious","aspect","iridescent","freak","nebulous","oblivion","repellant","succumb","taint")>>

<<print either("white","white","white","jade","dark blue","red","biege","dark brown","sky blue","black","gray","sea green","pale yellow","pale purple","bright gold","ugly green")>>

<<print either("<<display animal>> arm","arm","leg","tentacle","bladed limb")>>

<<print either("<<display limb number>> long, thin tendrils to sprout from the user's <<display body part>>","<<display limb number>> long, thin tendrils to sprout from the user's <<display body part>>","<<display limb number>> long, thin tendrils to sprout from the user's <<display body part>>"," a third eye to grown in the user's forehead. This eye can see better and across a wider spectrum then normal human eyes. The more powerful the mutagen, the greater the powers of the eye","the user's <<display expand limb>> to expand greatly, in both size and strength","the user's <<display expand limb>> to expand greatly, in both size and strength","the user's <<display expand limb>> to expand greatly, in both size and strength","<<display body covering>> to grow over their <<display body part>>","<<display body covering>> to grow over their <<display body part>>","the user to sprout a <<display sprout limb modifier>> <<display sprout limbs>> from their <<display body part>>","the user to take the form of a humanoid <<display animal>>. The user gains natural capacities, strengths and weaknesses similar to that animal.","the user to sprout a <<display sprout limb modifier>> <<display sprout limbs>> from their <<display body part>>","the user to take the form of a humanoid <<display animal>>. The user gains natural capacities, strengths and weaknesses similar to that animal.","the user to sprout a <<display sprout limb modifier>> <<display sprout limbs>> from their <<display body part>>","the user to take the form of a humanoid <<display animal>>. The user gains natural capacities, strengths and weaknesses similar to that animal.","the user to grow <<display limb number>> <<display wing type>>","The user's head to be transformed into the head of a <<display animal>>"," The user to grows <<display limb number>> <<display horn type>>","the user to sprout <<display tusk type>>","The user to grow to <<display limb number>> their normal size","The user's head to be transformed into a skeletal version of the head of a <<display animal>>. It still functions, via some arcane power.","The user to sprout <<display limb number>> human eyes on their <<display body part>>","the user's skin to become <<display colors>> colored","the user to grow a bony carapace over their <<display body part>>","the user's skin to become transparent","the user's arms to transform into human sized versions of <<display animal>> arms","the user's arms to transform into human sized versions of <<display animal>> arms","the user's arms to transform into human sized versions of <<display animal>> arms","the user's arms to transform into human sized versions of <<display animal>> arms","the user's arms to transform into human sized versions of <<display animal>> arms"," The user's muscle mass to double.","the user's <<display body part>> to be replaced with the same part from a <<display animal>>","the user to grow <<display colors>> bioluminescent nodules on their <<display body part>>","the user's right arm to transform into an organic <<display bio-weapon>>","the user's skin to become <<display metal type>>","the user to grow <<display limb number>> extra arms","the user grows a spiked carapace over their <<display body part>>","the user's endoskeleton to become an exoskeleton or vice versa","The user to grow <<display limb number>> extra <<display body part restricted>> on their <<display body part>>. These parts are fully functional","The user to grow <<display limb number>> extra <<display body part restricted>> on their <<display body part>>. These parts are fully functional","The user to be transformed into a skeletal version of themselves. Their body remains functional however they do not feel pain and will not die of any injury except the crushing of their skull. If they are turned back into human form, any injuries they sustained will still be present","The user's right hand and forearm to transform into the head and neck of a <<display animal>>","The user's right hand and forearm to transform into the head and neck of a <<display animal>>","The user's right hand and forearm to transform into the head and neck of a <<display animal>>","the user's body to become gelatinous and gooey. Their body can stretch, deform, spread and even reabsorb and reattach severed parts. Their brain is transformed into a solid core which, if damaged, will result in their death","The user's body to become a living hive of hornets. These hornets follow the user's verbal commands","The user to gain full control over their bones, allowing them to manipulate them as they see fit. This is extremely painful, however"," The user's <<display body part>> to increase in length by a factor of <<display limb number>>","the user transforms into a human sized <<display animal>>. They retain their human mind","the user transforms into a human sized <<display animal>>. They retain their human mind","the user transforms into a human sized <<display animal>>. They retain their human mind","The user to change gender","The user's eyes to vanish. It can still see normally, but though magical means","The user's arms to detach. The arms can now hover, fly and move about independently of the user","The user's hair to be replaced by long serpents with a poisonous bite. They obey the thoughts of the user","The user's skin to transform into ornate metal armor. This metal armor functions as and replaces their old skin. The armor is highly decorative and somewhat outlandish in design","The user to grow a halo or ridge of black, strangely organic looking metal. This halo greatly increases the potency of any form of mental power the user has and protects their mind from intrusion","The user's hands and feet to grow a plethora of tiny suction cups. These suction cups enable them to climb on nearly any surface with ease","The user to grow a white mask over their face. The white mask is unbreakable and protects their head from harm, while still allowing them to see. The mask is an odd caricature like face with closed eyes","the user to grow a bony crown","the user to grow a heavy mane of hair around their head and shoulders.","the user's body to split into two separate creatures, one comprising the upper body, the other comprising the lower. the upper is considered to be the dominant part and controls both. They can reconnect and separate at will","the user's <<display body part>> to be replaced with a skeletal version","The user's <<display body part>> to be replaced with a <<display per element>> version")>>

a <<display glass trans>>, <<display Glass colors>> glass container shaped like <<display glass shape>> with a<<display Glass neck>>. The container is <<display Glass size>> and sealed with <<display Glass seal>> <<display Glass detail>>

<<print either("1","1","1","2","2","2","2","2","2","2","2","2","2","2","3","3","3","3","3","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","4","5","5","5","5","6","7","8","9","10","20")>>

<<print either("a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","a cork.","wax.","a cork and a wax coating.","a wooden plug.","a metal cap.","a cork.","wax.","a cork and a wax coating.","a wooden plug.","a metal cap.","a cork.","wax.","a cork and a wax coating.","a wooden plug.","a metal cap.","a cork.","wax.","a cork and a wax coating.","a wooden plug.","a metal cap.","an animal fat plug.","a metal stopper.","an ornate metal stopper.","a cork restrained with twine.","a twine wrapped wax seal.","a metal stopper.","an ornate metal stopper.","a cork restrained with twine.","a twine wrapped wax seal.","a metal stopper.","an ornate metal stopper.","a cork restrained with twine.","a twine wrapped wax seal.","a layer of what look like iridescent insect wings.","an odd fleshy lump.","a golden stopper carved to resemble a tiny king.","a black wooden stopper with an ivory skull atop it.","a waxy bit of paper, crumpled and stuffed into the bottle.","a large, sharp animal tooth.","a piece of carved crystal.","a jade plug with a human eye carved into the top.","a clump of golden hair.","a plant, which seems to have grown up, out of the fluid.","a smooth river stone, wedged in place.","the desiccated body of a tiny humanoid, trapped between layers of wax.","a small piece of white stone, engraved with tiny, faintly glowing runes.","a metal stopper fashioned to look like a tiny sword.","a scrimshawed ivory tusk, jammed in place.","a severed human finger.","a rough-hewn wooden plug.","a greenish black soapstone plug.","a faintly glowing shard of dull blue metal.","a sticky mass of honeycomb.","a thick mass of coagulated blood.","a fat maggot, still alive and wriggling.","a gold cap with tiny, multicolor gems around the edge.","a crude lump of dry, reddish clay.","a mass of itchy, blackish stuff, like a ball of spider legs.","a wad of parchment with unintelligible, smudged writing on it.","a heavy, oversized glass plug with a spherical top.","a heavy, oversized glass plug with a diamond shaped top.","a sticky mass of cobwebs.")>>

<<print either("Adder","Agamid","Alligator","Alligator","Allosaurus","Alpine Salamander","Akylosaurus","Axolotl","Bearded Dragon","Blind Snake","Boa Constrictor","Brachiosaurus","Brontosaurus","Bullfrog","Caiman","Caiman","Chameleon","Chameleon","Chuckwalla or Iguana","Chuckwalla or Iguana","Coast Horned Lizard","Cobra","Cobra","Collared Lizard","Common Basilisk","Jesus Lizard","Common Toad","Coral Snake","Crocodile","Crocodile","Desert Horned Lizard","Desert Horned Lizard","Dimetrodon","Dinosaur","Diplodocus","Draco Lizard","Fan Throated Lizard","Fire Bellied Toad","Frog","Frog","Gecko","Gecko","Gila Monster","Glass frog","Greaved Lizard","Green Frog","Hairy Frog","Iguanodon","Komodo Dragon","Lizard","Marine Iguana","Megalosaurus","Monitor Lizard","Mudskipper","Mudskipper","Newt","Newt","Oriental Golden Lizard","Pachycephalosaurus","Plated Lizard","Pliosaurus","Poison Dart Frog","Psychoactive Toad","Pterodactyl","Python","Rattlesnake","Rattlesnake","Rhinoceros Iguana","Rough Skinned Newt","Sailfin Lizard","Salamander","Salamander","Salamandrid","Skink","Skink","Snake","Snapping Turtle","Stegosaurus","Tegu","Tegu","Terrapin","Thorny Devil","Toad","Toad","Turtle","Turtle","Tree Frog","Tree Frog","Triceratops","True Toad","Tuatara","Tuatara","T-rex","Velociraptor","Viper","Viper","Water Dragon","Adder","Agamid","Alligator","Alligator","Allosaurus","Alpine Salamander","Akylosaurus","Axolotl","Bearded Dragon","Blind Snake","Boa Constrictor","Brachiosaurus","Brontosaurus","Bullfrog","Caiman","Caiman","Chameleon","Chameleon","Chuckwalla or Iguana","Chuckwalla or Iguana","Coast Horned Lizard","Cobra","Cobra","Collared Lizard","Common Basilisk","Jesus Lizard","Common Toad","Coral Snake","Crocodile","Crocodile","Desert Horned Lizard","Desert Horned Lizard","Dimetrodon","Dinosaur","Diplodocus","Draco Lizard","Fan Throated Lizard","Fire Bellied Toad","Frog","Frog","Gecko","Gecko","Gila Monster","Glass frog","Greaved Lizard","Green Frog","Hairy Frog","Iguanodon","Komodo Dragon","Lizard","Marine Iguana","Megalosaurus","Monitor Lizard","Mudskipper","Mudskipper","Newt","Newt","Oriental Golden Lizard","Pachycephalosaurus","Plated Lizard","Pliosaurus","Poison Dart Frog","Psychoactive Toad","Pterodactyl","Python","Rattlesnake","Rattlesnake","Rhinoceros Iguana","Rough Skinned Newt","Sailfin Lizard","Salamander","Salamander","Salamandrid","Skink","Skink","Snake","Snapping Turtle","Stegosaurus","Tegu","Tegu","Terrapin","Thorny Devil","Toad","Toad","Turtle","Turtle","Tree Frog","Tree Frog","Triceratops","True Toad","Tuatara","Tuatara","T-rex","Velociraptor","Viper","Viper","Water Dragon","Algae","Fathead","Amphipod","Fish","Angelfish or clownfish","Flatworm","Aquatic worm","Flying fish","Armoured snail","Hagfish","Arrow worm","Hatchet fish","Barnacle","Horseshoe crab","Barracuda","Ichthyosaurus","Barreleye fish","Isopod","Beluga whale","Jellyfish","Jellyfish","Blowfish","Killer whale","Carp","Kiwa or yeti crab","Catfish","Koi","Clam, mussel, or oyster","Lamprey","Cnidarian","Leafy seadragon","Comb jelly","Leech","Copepod","Lionfish","Coral","Lungfish or walking catfish","Crab","Crab","Marine dinosaur","Crayfish or lobster","Crayfish or Lobster","Mollusc","Mollusc","Cuttlefish","Monkfish","Diving beetle","Napoleon wrasse","Dolphin","porpoise","Narwhal","Double-spine urchin","Nautilus","Eel","Nudibranch","Octopus","Octopus","Sea urchin","Otter","Seahorse","Parrotfish","Seal","Piranha","Seamoth","Polychaete worm","Shark","Shark","Prawn or shrimp","Shellfish","Psychedelic frogfish","Snailfish","Manta Ray","Manta Ray","Sponge","Remora","Squid","Squid","Salmon or trout","Squidworm","Sardine","Starfish","Sea anemone","Stone fish","Sea cucumber","Sturgeon","Sea lion","Swordfish","Sea nettle","Trilobite","Sea slug","Turbot","Sea snake","Walrus","Sea spider","Whale","Whale","Sea turtle","Sea Turtle","Zebrafish","Albatross","Albatross","Emu","Anthropornis","Falcon","Falcon","Apteryx or kiwi","Finch","Archaeopteryx","Flamingo","Bee-eater","Goose","Blackbird","Blackbird","Goshawk","Budgie or parakeet","Grouse","Buzzard","Hawk","Hawk","Cardinal","Heron","Chicken or rooster","Hummingbird","Condor","Ibis","Cormorant","Jay","Crane","Kea","Crow","Crow","Kestrel","Cuckoo","Kingfisher","Dodo","Loon","Dove","Macaw","Duck","Magpie","Eagle","Maleo","Oriole","Seagull","Osprey","Shrike","Ostrich","roadrunner","Sparrow","Owl","Owl","Owl","Owl","Sparrowhawk","Parrot","Parrot","Spoonbill","Spoonbill","Partridge","Starling","Peacock","Peacock","Stork","Pelican","Swallow","Penguin","Penguin","Swan","Pheasant","Pheasant","quail","Thrush","Pigeon","Toucan","Puffin","Turkey","Quetzal","Vulture","Vulture","Raven","Raven","Wildfowl","Robin","Woodpecker","Rook","Wren","Aardvark or anteater","Bat","Antelope","Bear","Ape or gorilla","Beaver","Armadillo or pangolin","Bison or buffalo","Auroch","Black-footed cat","Baboon or chimpanzee","Boar","Badger","Bull/cow","Bandicoot","Camel","Caracal or lynx","Monkey","Cat","Moose","Cheetah","Mouse","Chinchilla","Mule","Chipmunk","Muskrat","Cougar, mountain lion, or puma","Naked mole rat","Coyote","Neanderthal","Deer","Opossum or possum","Dog","Dog","Orangutan","Donkey","Ox","Elephant","Pig","Elk","Platypus","Ferret","Pony","Fox","Prairie dog","Gazelle","Racoon","Giant panda","Rat","Giraffe","Red panda","Glyptodon","Rhinoceros","Goat","Sabre-tooth tiger or smilodon","Gopher","Sheep","Guinea pig or hamster","Skunk","Hare or rabbit","Sloth","Hedgehog or porcupine","Slow loris","Hippopotamus","Snow leopard","Horse","Horse","Squirrel","Human","Tamarin monkey","Hyena","Tapir","Ibex","Tenrec","Jackal","Tiger","Jaguar, leopard, or panther","Warthog","Jerboa","Water buffalo","Kangaroo or wallaby","Weasel","Koala","Wild cat","Lemur","Wildebeest","Lion","Wolf","Wolf","Mammoth or mastodon","Wolverine","Marmoset","Wombat","Mink","Woolly rat","Mole or shrew","Yak","Mongoose","Zebra","Aardvark or anteater","Bat","Antelope","Bear","Ape or gorilla","Beaver","Armadillo or pangolin","Bison or buffalo","Auroch","Black-footed cat","Baboon or chimpanzee","Boar","Badger","Bull/cow","Bandicoot","Camel","Caracal or lynx","Monkey","Cat","Moose","Cheetah","Mouse","Chinchilla","Mule","Chipmunk","Muskrat","Cougar, mountain lion, or puma","Naked mole rat","Coyote","Neanderthal","Deer","Opossum or possum","Dog","Dog","Orangutan","Donkey","Ox","Elephant","Pig","Elk","Platypus","Ferret","Pony","Fox","Prairie dog","Gazelle","Racoon","Giant panda","Rat","Giraffe","Red panda","Glyptodon","Rhinoceros","Goat","Sabre-tooth tiger or smilodon","Gopher","Sheep","Guinea pig or hamster","Skunk","Hare or rabbit","Sloth","Hedgehog or porcupine","Slow loris","Hippopotamus","Snow leopard","Horse","Horse","Squirrel","Human","Tamarin monkey","Hyena","Tapir","Ibex","Tenrec","Jackal","Tiger","Jaguar, leopard, or panther","Warthog","Jerboa","Water buffalo","Kangaroo or wallaby","Weasel","Koala","Wild cat","Lemur","Wildebeest","Lion","Wolf","Wolf","Mammoth or mastodon","Wolverine","Marmoset","Wombat","Mink","Woolly rat","Mole or shrew","Yak","Mongoose","Zebra","Aardvark or anteater","Bat","Antelope","Bear","Ape or gorilla","Beaver","Armadillo or pangolin","Bison or buffalo","Auroch","Black-footed cat","Baboon or chimpanzee","Boar","Badger","Bull/cow","Bandicoot","Camel","Caracal or lynx","Monkey","Cat","Moose","Cheetah","Mouse","Chinchilla","Mule","Chipmunk","Muskrat","Cougar, mountain lion, or puma","Naked mole rat","Coyote","Neanderthal","Deer","Opossum or possum","Dog","Dog","Orangutan","Donkey","Ox","Elephant","Pig","Elk","Platypus","Ferret","Pony","Fox","Prairie dog","Gazelle","Racoon","Giant panda","Rat","Giraffe","Red panda","Glyptodon","Rhinoceros","Goat","Sabre-tooth tiger or smilodon","Gopher","Sheep","Guinea pig or hamster","Skunk","Hare or rabbit","Sloth","Hedgehog or porcupine","Slow loris","Hippopotamus","Snow leopard","Horse","Horse","Squirrel","Human","Tamarin monkey","Hyena","Tapir","Ibex","Tenrec","Jackal","Tiger","Jaguar, leopard, or panther","Warthog","Jerboa","Water buffalo","Kangaroo or wallaby","Weasel","Koala","Wild cat","Lemur","Wildebeest","Lion","Wolf","Wolf","Mammoth or mastodon","Wolverine","Marmoset","Wombat","Mink","Woolly rat","Mole or shrew","Yak","Mongoose","Zebra","Aardvark or anteater","Bat","Antelope","Bear","Ape or gorilla","Beaver","Armadillo or pangolin","Bison or buffalo","Auroch","Black-footed cat","Baboon or chimpanzee","Boar","Badger","Bull/cow","Bandicoot","Camel","Caracal or lynx","Monkey","Cat","Moose","Cheetah","Mouse","Chinchilla","Mule","Chipmunk","Muskrat","Cougar, mountain lion, or puma","Naked mole rat","Coyote","Neanderthal","Deer","Opossum or possum","Dog","Dog","Orangutan","Donkey","Ox","Elephant","Pig","Elk","Platypus","Ferret","Pony","Fox","Prairie dog","Gazelle","Racoon","Giant panda","Rat","Giraffe","Red panda","Glyptodon","Rhinoceros","Goat","Sabre-tooth tiger or smilodon","Gopher","Sheep","Guinea pig or hamster","Skunk","Hare or rabbit","Sloth","Hedgehog or porcupine","Slow loris","Hippopotamus","Snow leopard","Horse","Horse","Squirrel","Human","Tamarin monkey","Hyena","Tapir","Ibex","Tenrec","Jackal","Tiger","Jaguar, leopard, or panther","Warthog","Jerboa","Water buffalo","Kangaroo or wallaby","Weasel","Koala","Wild cat","Lemur","Wildebeest","Lion","Wolf","Wolf","Mammoth or mastodon","Wolverine","Marmoset","Wombat","Mink","Woolly rat","Mole or shrew","Yak","Mongoose","Zebra","Amoeba","Jumping spider","Ant","Ant","Lacewing","Lacewing","Aphid","ladybug","Ladybug","Bark beetle or leaf beetle","Leafhopper or planthopper","Bee or bumblebee","Bee","Louse","Bee-killer","Bee-killer","Mantis","Mantis","Beetle","Mayfly","Bush-cricket or katydid","Millipede","Millipede","Butterfly","Butterfly","Mite","Butterworm or Chilean moth","Mosquito","Caddisfly","Moss piglet or water bear","Caterpillar","Caterpillar","Moth","Moth","Cave spider","Punctate flower chafer","Centipede","Centipede","Scarab","Scarab","Cicada","Cicada","Scorpion","Scorpion","Cockroach","Scorpionfly","Crane fly","Silkworm","Cricket","Cricket","Slug","Slug","Darkling beetle","Snail","Snail","Dragonfly","Dragonfly","Snakefly","Dung beetle or ground beetle","Spider","Spider","Earwig","Stag beetle","Firefly","Firefly","Stick bug","Stickbug","Fire ant","Stonefly","Stonefly","Flatworm","Tadpole","Flea","Flea","Tarantula","Fluke or tapeworm","Termite","Termite","Fly","Thorn bug or treehopper","Froghopper or spittlebug","Tick","Fruitfly","Velvet worm","Grasshopper or locust","Grasshopper or locust","Waxworm or wax moth","Grub or maggot","Weevil","Hornet or wasp","Hornet or Wasp","Weta","Weta","Hoverfly","Whip scorpion","Jewel beetle","jewel bug","Wolf spider","Jumping bristletail"," Worm","Worm","Acacia","Corn/Maize or millet","Acanthus or water willow","Cotton or sedge","Aloe","Cypress, juniper, or redwood","Anise, fennel, or liquorice","Dahlia, daisy or sunflower","Apple tree","Damiana or passion flower","Asparagus","Dancing grass or mimosa","Ayahuasca or mimosa","Dandelion","Azalea or rhododendron","Dogbane","Bamboo","Dream herb or leaf of God","Baobab or dragon blood tree","Ebony or persimmon tree","Barley or sorghum","Eggplant or tomato vine","Basil or thyme","Flowering plant","Bean, legume, or pea","Flypaper trap or sundew","Berry or fruit plant","Foxtail","Birch, holly, or oak","Cucumber or zucchini","Bladderwort","Fungus","Blackthorn or coca","Garlic or onion","Boxthorn or nightshade","Goosefoot","Bramble or rose","Gourd, melon, or squash","Broccoli or cauliflower","Grape vine","Bush, fern, or shrub","Grass, herb, or weed","Cabbage or lettuce","Green algae","Cacao/Cocoa","Ivy","Cactus","Jasmine","Cane or reed","Kava","Cannabis/Hemp","Kelp or seaweed","Carpet weed or ice plant","Khat or salvia","Carrion flower","Knotweed or smartweed","Carrot, parsnip, radish, or turnip","Laurel","Cedar or pine tree","Lavender, mint, or oregano","Celery, cilantro, or coriander","Lily","Chestnut, lychee, or maple tree","Lotus or poppy","Cholla or peyote","Magnolia or sweetbay","Cinchona","Mandrake","Citrus tree","Mold","Climbing plant or vine","Monkey-puzzle tree","Coffee shrub or tree","Morning glory","Conifer/Evergreen","Moss","Coralillo/Mescal bean","Mushroom or toadstool","Nettle or thistle","Pumpkin","Nutmeg tree","Rice","Oat, rye, or wheat","Root vegetable or tuber","Olive tree","Rubber tree","Onyanga or rose of Jericho","Succulent","Orchid","Sugarcane","Palm tree","Tea","Pepper vine","Terragon or wormwood","Pitcher plant","Tree","Pomegranate tree","Vegetable","Potato or yam","Venus fly trap","Al-mi’raj","Elemental animal","Amphisbaena","Eye Fucker","Androsphynx/Gynosphynx","Fafnir","Bakeneko","Feathered serpent","Basilisk","Fenrir","Behemoth","Flying polyp","Bhole/Dhole","Gargoyle","Brown Jenkin","Ghast","Bugbear","Giant animal (roll on the creature table)[[Creature Table|Creature Table]]","Bunyip","Griffin","Griffin","Griffin","Cat from Saturn","Gug","Catoblepas","Helhest","Cerberus","Hellhound","Chimera","Chimera","Hippalectryon","Cockatrice","Cockatrice","Hippocamp","Hippocamp","Dahu or wild haggis","Hippogriff","Direwolf","Hoop snake or ouroboros","Dragon","Hound of Tindalos","Drop bear","Human-headed animal (roll on the creature table) [[Creature Table|Creature Table]]","Hunting Horror","Phoenix","Hydra","Prismatic cloud","Jackalope","Roc","Jaculus","Roll two creatures and combine them [[Reroll|Creature Table]]","Kelpie","Mythical Salamander","Ki-rin","Shoggoth","Kobold","Simurgh","Kraken","Skvader or wolpertinger","Lamassu or shedu","Sleipnir","Leviathan","Splintercat","Manticore","Tarasque","Nightmare"," Thunderbird","Oneirovorous moth","Undead animal (roll on the creature table)[[Creature Table|Creature Table]]","Ophiotaurus","Unicorn","Orb of light","Wyrm","Orthrus","Wyvern","Pegasus","Yeti","Peryton","Zoog","Angel","Enchanter/Enchantress","Banshee","Erinys, fury, or nemesis","Beastman","Fairy","Cactoid","Faun or satyr","Centaur","Flesh golem or revenant","Chaos champion","Gharhion","Creature-headed human (roll on Creature Table)[[Creature Table|Creature Table]]","Ghost, wraith, or spectre","Cyclops","Ghoul","Dark elf","Giant","Demigod","Gnoll","Demon or devil","Gnome","Djinn or efreet"," Goblin","Doppelgänger","Golem","Dryad or nymph","Gorgon","medusa","Dwarf","Green man","Elder thing or great race","Hag or witch","Elf","Halfling","Harpy","Plant-headed human (roll on the plants table)[[Plant Table|Plant Roll]]","Hero","Pulvi","Hobgoblin","Puppet","Homunculus","Pygmy","Icthyocentaur","Rakshasa","Incubus or succubus","Ratman","Kitsune","Lamia","Saint or bodhisattva","Leprechaun","Sasquatch","Lich","Serpent person","Living shadow","Shereshi","Living statue","Sin eater","Lizardman","Siren","Maenad","Skeleton","Magician","Sorcerer/Sorceress","Merfolk","Sphinx","Minotaur","Sprite","Mummy","Tengu","Naga","Treeman","Nereid or undine","Troll","Nightgaunt ","Valkyrie","Offidiyya","Vampire","Ogre","Wendigo","Orc","Were- (roll on the creature table)[[Creature Table|Creature Table]]","Pagan god","Werewolf","Penanggalan","Wizard","Pixie","Zombie")>>

<<print either("elephant-like tusks","walrus-like tusks","warthog-like tusks")>>

Potion Generator

<<print either("Elixir: Alters existent physical, mental or spiritual properties","<<display mutagen>>","Imbuent: Imbue with powers, abilities or supernatural effects","Intoxicant: Alters perceptions without altering reality","Alterant: Alters aspects of reality")>>

<<print either("Disastrous","Horrible","Horrible","Negative","Negative","Negative","Negative","Negative","Neutral","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Positive","Extremely advantageous","Extremely advantageous","Extremely advantageous","God-sent")>>

<<print random(1,59)>> minutes

<<print either("","","","","","crudely","expertly","sloppily","partially")>>

<<print either("Left foot","Right arm","Right Arm","Abdomen and legs","Abdomen and Legs","Abdomen and legs","Left hand","Left leg","Left leg","Left leg","Right eye","Right eye","Mouth","Mouth","Right foot","Nose or snout","Nose or Snout","Right hand","Face","Face","Face","Pair of arms","Pair of arms","Pair of arms","Pair of arms","Pair of arms","Right leg","Right leg","Head","Head","Head","Head","Head","Pair of eyes","Pair of eyes","Left arm","Left arm","Left arm","Pair of feet","Pair of feet","Pair of Feet","Torso and arms","Torso and arms","Torso and arms","Left ear","Pair of hands","Pair of hands","Pair of hands","Torso and head","Torso and head","Torso and head","Left eye","Left eye","Pair of legs","Pair of legs","Pair of legs","Pair of legs","Pair of legs","Torso, head, and both/all arms")>>

<<print either("absurdly small","tiny","small","small","palm sized","fist sized","palm sized","fist sized","palm sized","fist sized","palm sized","fist sized","reasonably sized","reasonably sized","reasonably sized","reasonably sized","reasonably sized","fairly large","fairly large","fairly large","fairly large","quite large","quite large","tankard sized","unreasonably large")>>

<<print random(1,23)>> hours

<<print either(" short, wide mouthed neck"," long wide mouthed neck","n extremely long and thin neck"," thin, curving neck"," thin, spiraling neck"," very stubby, wide mouthed neck"," no neck, just a hole in the bottle"," short, thin neck","n absurdly long, tapered neck"," wide, conical neck"," sharp edged, pyramid shaped neck","n extremely large, jar like mouth")>>

<<print either("bat-like wings","<<display colors>> feathered wings","insect-like wings","fleshy wings")>>

a <<display metal condition>> <<display metal type>> container shaped like <<display glass shape>> with a<<display Glass neck>>. The container is <<display Glass size>> and sealed with <<display Glass seal>>

<<print either("","","","","","","","","","","","","corroded","badly scratched and worn","polished","dented","tarnished")>>

<<print either("ABBATIA","ABEO","ABSCONDITUS","ABSENS","ABSORBEO","ABUNDANS","ABUNDANTIA","ACCENDO","ACERBITAS","ACERBUS","ADAMO","ADDO","ADFLICTO","ADIUVO","ADULESCENTIA","ADURO","AEGRUS","AETERNUS","AMICITIA","ANGELUS","ANTIQUUS","ARTIFICIOSUS","ASTRUM","ATROX","BARDUS","BELLUM","BLANDITIA","BELLUS","CAECUS","CANTO","CANDIDUS","CARIOSUS","CASUS","CAUTUM","CELEBRER","CELERITAS","CERVUS","CICUTA","CIVIS","CLIBANUS","COGNATUS","COLLOCO","COMBIBO","COMETES","COMMODO","CONCUPISCO","CONGRUUS","CONSERVO","CONSUETA","CONTAMINO","CONTEMPTIO","CONTINUO","CORONA","CORROBORO","CUNCTATOR","DAMNATIO","DECET","DECRETUM","DEFENDO","DEFLEO","DENS","DEUS","DEVOTIO","DILUCULO","DILIGENS","DISTINGUO","DIVES","DULCEDO","ELUVIES","EMIROR","ELOQUENTIA","ENIM","ERUDIO","EXAEQUO","EXHILARO","EXIGO","EXPISCOR","EXSEQUOR","EXTREMUS","FABULA","FAMILIA","FACTUM","FATUM","FERUS","FAUTOR","FERRUM","FESTINATIO ","FIDELIS","FINIUM","FLUMEN","FORTIS","FORMA","FRUOR","FURIBUNDUS","GALEA","GIGNO","GLORIA","GRATUS","HABITUS","HODIE","HORA","HOSTIUM","HUMANITAS","HUMILIS","HUMANUS","IAM","IGNIS","IMBRIUM","IMAGO","IMMORTALIS","IMPENETRABIILIS","IMPERIOSUS","INDUSTRIA","INDOMITUS","INDIGEO","INEXPUGNABILIS","INFAMO","INFELICITAS","INFENSO","INFERVESCO","INFINITAS","INFLECTO","INFLAMMATIO","INGENIUM","INIMICUS","INOPS","INSONS","INSTITUO","INTERDICO","INVETERATUS","INVIDIA","IUGIS","IUCUNDUS","LABORIOSUS","LACERTOSUS","LACUNA","LAETANS","LAQUEUM","LAUDATOR","LENOCINOR","LEPIDUS","LIBATIO","LIBERALIS","LIBERALITAS","LIBIDO","LOCUPLETO","LUGEO","MACTABILIS","MAERO","MAGUS","MANE","MAXIME","MELLITUS","METUS","MORATLIS","MORIOR","MUNDUS","NATURA","NON","NIVEUS","NITEO","OBDURO","OCCULTO","ODIO","OMNIPOTENS","OPTO","OTIUM","PACISCOR","PAREO","PATERNUS","PECUNIA","PERAGRO","PERDO","PERDIGNUS","PERICULOSUS","PERSPICUUS","PERTERREO","PESSUM","PICEA","POETA","POPULUS","PRIORES","PROGNATUS","PUELLA","PUER","PUGNACULUM","PUNITOR","QUADRIVIUM","QUANDOQUIDEM","QUASSO","QUONIAM ","RADICITUS","RECONDO","RECUPERO","RELICTUS","REPUGNO","RESISTO","REX","RUMOR","SACRIFICUM","SALSUS","SATIO","SAPIENTIA","SCELESTUS","SCINDO","SEDUCTOR","SEPULCHRUM","SERIUS","SILVA","SOLIS","SOLUS","SPECULUM","STATUA","TEMERITAS","TEMPORIS","TERMINUS","TOTIES","TRISTIS","UBERRIME","UMBRA","URBIS","UTILITAS","VICINUS","VESPERA","VIGOR","VOLUP","VOMICA")>>

Piecewise

<<print either("a sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a flat bottomed sphere","a sharp edged rectangle","a sharp edged rectangle","a sharp edged rectangle","a sharp edged rectangle","flat edged rectangle","flat edged rectangle","flat edged rectangle","a wine bottle","a wine bottle","a portly flask","a tear drop","a partially flattened oblong","a fat, round edged cylinder","a pear","a sharp edged cube","a round cornered rectangle","an egg","a rounded cube","a coffin","a flattened oblong","a cylinder","a thin, tall flask","a stubby cylinder","a skull","an hour glass","a coiled serpent","a cicada","an inverted pyramid","an inverted obelisk","a gently tapered cylinder","a lumpy, bulbous mass","a thin, serpentine tendril","the body of a woman","a four sided pyramid","a dodecahedron","a icosahedron","a square frustum","a double helix","a doughnut ","a lumpy sphere","a triangular prism","a twisted cylinder","a ridged, sharp cut, diamond","an irregular, twisted shape","a test tube ","a beaker","a jar","an erlenmeyer flask")>>

<<print either("iron","iron","iron","iron","iron","gold","brass","brass","brass","bronze","bronze","bronze","aluminum","silver","silver","copper","copper","copper","copper","copper")>>

<<print either("Acacia","Corn/Maize or millet","Acanthus or water willow","Cotton or sedge","Aloe","Cypress, juniper, or redwood","Anise, fennel, or liquorice","Dahlia, daisy or sunflower","Apple tree","Damiana or passion flower","Asparagus","Dancing grass or mimosa","Ayahuasca or mimosa","Dandelion","Azalea or rhododendron","Dogbane","Bamboo","Dream herb or leaf of God","Baobab or dragon blood tree","Ebony or persimmon tree","Barley or sorghum","Eggplant or tomato vine","Basil or thyme","Flowering plant","Bean, legume, or pea","Flypaper trap or sundew","Berry or fruit plant","Foxtail","Birch, holly, or oak","Cucumber or zucchini","Bladderwort","Fungus","Blackthorn or coca","Garlic or onion","Boxthorn or nightshade","Goosefoot","Bramble or rose","Gourd, melon, or squash","Broccoli or cauliflower","Grape vine","Bush, fern, or shrub","Grass, herb, or weed","Cabbage or lettuce","Green algae","Cacao/Cocoa","Ivy","Cactus","Jasmine","Cane or reed","Kava","Cannabis/Hemp","Kelp or seaweed","Carpet weed or ice plant","Khat or salvia","Carrion flower","Knotweed or smartweed","Carrot, parsnip, radish, or turnip","Laurel","Cedar or pine tree","Lavender, mint, or oregano","Celery, cilantro, or coriander","Lily","Chestnut, lychee, or maple tree","Lotus or poppy","Cholla or peyote","Magnolia or sweetbay","Cinchona","Mandrake","Citrus tree","Mold","Climbing plant or vine","Monkey-puzzle tree","Coffee shrub or tree","Morning glory","Conifer/Evergreen","Moss","Coralillo/Mescal bean","Mushroom or toadstool","Nettle or thistle","Pumpkin","Nutmeg tree","Rice","Oat, rye, or wheat","Root vegetable or tuber","Olive tree","Rubber tree","Onyanga or rose of Jericho","Succulent","Orchid","Sugarcane","Palm tree","Tea","Pepper vine","Terragon or wormwood","Pitcher plant","Tree","Pomegranate tree","Vegetable","Potato or yam","Venus fly trap")>>

This potion is a<<print either(" dark"," translucent"," transparent"," neon"," very dark"," milky"," dull"," multi-tone"," metallic","n iridescent"," faded","n opaque"," cloudy","n impossibly"," crystal clear"," pure"," warm"," cold"," fetid"," bright"," sickly"," disgusting"," luminous"," vibrant"," pastel"," glossy")>> <<print either("amber","yellow","red","blue","green","purple","black","white","orange","deep blue","indigo","pink","emerald","silver","gold","brown","blue-green","chocolate brown","aquamarine","brown","gray","charcoal","rust ","pumpkin","aqua","azure","beige","jade","brass","sepia","bronze","lime","sky blue","umber","cyan","crimson","goldenrod","slate","turquoise","violet","brick","fuchsia","sea green","sky blue","plum","olive","sienna","rosy","smoke")>> color<<print either(".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".","."," with swirls and currents of <<display colors>> fluid."," with swirls and currents of <<display colors>> fluid."," with swirls and currents of <<display colors>> fluid."," with swirls and currents of <<display colors>> fluid."," with <<display colors>> flakes suspended in it."," with <<display colors>> flecks suspended in it."," with wriggling <<display colors>> strands swimming in it."," with a fine <<display colors>> powder suspended within it."," with a fine <<display colors>> powder suspended within it."," with streaks of <<display colors>>."," with suspended <<display colors>> globules floating in it."," with a layer of <<display colors>> lumps at the bottom."," with a <<display colors>> film across its surface."," with a thick <<display colors>> pulp floating in it."," with shifting <<display colors>> clouds boiling and churning inside it."," with solid, <<display colors>> colored geometric shards suspended in it."," with a dozen or so tiny <<display colors>> creatures swimming in it."," with several <<display colors>> lumps of preserved flesh resting on the bottom."," with a thick, molten, <<display colors>> fluid flowing through it."," with luminous <<display colors>> bubbles suspended in it."," with a <<display colors>> crust along the top."," with a layer of <<display colors>> shavings along the bottom."," with <<display colors>> crystalline growths on the sides and bottom."," with motes of <<display colors>> light glowing and dancing within it.","with a thick <<display colors>> sludge along the bottom.")>> It's held in <<print either("<<display Glass>>","<<display Ceramic>>","<<display Gourd>>","<<display Metal>>")>>\n\nThe fluid inside has a <<print either("watery","watery","watery","watery","watery","watery","watery","watery","foamy","oily","gooey","thickly viscous ","syrupy","gelatinous","chalky","wriggling","semi-solid","silky","thin","impossibly fluid","lumpy","slimy","slick","sticky","honey-like","chunky","waxy","creamy","gritty")>> consistency and smells <<print either("of flowers","of bile","of perfume","sweet","of cut grass","burnt","smoky","woody","musty","spicy","sour","of citric fruit","sugary","sickening","putrid","foul","of decay","rancid","sweaty","vinegary","sharp","pungent","acidic","of gasoline","of fecal matter","rotten","of chemicals","medicinal","of disinfectant","of solvents","minty","of peppermint","cool","of anise ","painfully spicy","of vanilla","of chocolate","of almonds","warm","unhealthy","earthy","of burnt rubber"," of an open sewer","of garlic","of onion","of sulfur","of rotten eggs","of lemon","of bad breath","flowery","metallic","of baby powder","of fresh bread","of fetid water","of burnt hair","of death")>><<print either(".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".",".","."," and of flowers."," and of bile."," and of perfume."," and sweet."," and of cut grass."," and ash."," and smoke."," and of dry wood."," and of mold."," and of hot chili peppers."," and of lemon juice."," and of citric fruit."," and of sugar."," and of sickeness."," and of putrid matter."," and of foulness."," and of decay."," and of rancid meat."," and of sweat."," and of vinegar."," and of acid."," and of gasoline."," and of fecal matter."," and of rot."," and of chemicals."," and of medicine."," and of disinfectant."," and of solvents."," and of mint."," and of peppermint."," and of cold."," and of anise."," and of painfully hot spices."," and of vanilla."," and of chocolate."," and of almonds."," and of warmth."," and of burning fat."," and of wet earth."," and of burnt rubber."," and of an open sewer."," and of garlic."," and of onion."," and of sulfur."," and of rotten eggs."," and of lemon."," and of bad breath."," and of hot metal."," and of baby powder."," and of fresh bread."," and of fetid water."," and of burnt hair."," and of death.")>> It tastes <<print either("weakly","powerfully","overwhelmingly","very slightly","","","","","","")>> of <<print either("hot peppers","cooked meat","fresh bread","raw meat","walnuts","sweet","citrus","lemon","lime","strawberry","tomato","pumpkin pie","vanilla","old cheese","dust","nothing","wood","smoke","ceramic","blood","bile","fat","gristle","salt","sourness","fruit jelly","fabric","metal","chocolate","caramel","watermelon","potatoes","maple syrup","turkey","chicken","beef","pasta","vinegar","garlic","stale bread","ash","rotten meat","soap","fish","shellfish","seaweed","stone","chalk","paper","apple","beans","fried potatoes","boiled vegetables","alcohol","lacquer","licorice","oranges","carrots","grapes","peanut butter","eggs","bacon","milk","pineapple","coconut","paint","skin oil","sweat","spoiled milk","yogurt","broccoli ","bleach","plastic","water","tea","cinnamon","brown sugar","roses","olive oil","wheat","frosting","cream","egg shells","hummus ","charcoal","burnt wood","snot","sand","candy corn","butter","cola","root beer","feces","butterscotch","almonds","bran","gelatin","graphite","copper","fish oil")>><<print either("","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","","and <<display taste modifiers>>hot peppers"," and <<display taste modifiers>>cooked meat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fresh bread"," and <<display taste modifiers>>raw meat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>walnuts"," and <<display taste modifiers>>sweetness"," and <<display taste modifiers>>citrus"," and <<display taste modifiers>>lemon"," and <<display taste modifiers>>lime"," and <<display taste modifiers>>strawberry"," and <<display taste modifiers>>tomato"," and <<display taste modifiers>>pumpkin pie"," and <<display taste modifiers>>vanilla"," and <<display taste modifiers>>old cheese"," and <<display taste modifiers>>dust"," and <<display taste modifiers>>nothing"," and <<display taste modifiers>>wood"," and <<display taste modifiers>>smoke"," and <<display taste modifiers>>ceramic"," and <<display taste modifiers>>blood"," and <<display taste modifiers>>bile"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>gristle"," and <<display taste modifiers>>salt"," and <<display taste modifiers>>sourness"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fruit jelly"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fabric"," and <<display taste modifiers>>metal"," and <<display taste modifiers>>chocolate"," and <<display taste modifiers>>caramel"," and <<display taste modifiers>>watermelon"," and <<display taste modifiers>>potatoes"," and <<display taste modifiers>>maple syrup"," and <<display taste modifiers>>turkey"," and <<display taste modifiers>>chicken"," and <<display taste modifiers>>beef"," and <<display taste modifiers>>pasta"," and <<display taste modifiers>>vinegar"," and <<display taste modifiers>>garlic"," and <<display taste modifiers>>stale bread"," and <<display taste modifiers>>ash"," and <<display taste modifiers>>rotten meat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>soap"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fish"," and <<display taste modifiers>>shellfish"," and <<display taste modifiers>>seaweed"," and <<display taste modifiers>>stone"," and <<display taste modifiers>>chalk"," and <<display taste modifiers>>paper"," and <<display taste modifiers>>apple"," and <<display taste modifiers>>beans"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fried potatoes"," and <<display taste modifiers>>boiled vegetables"," and <<display taste modifiers>>alcohol"," and <<display taste modifiers>>lacquer"," and <<display taste modifiers>>licorice"," and <<display taste modifiers>>oranges"," and <<display taste modifiers>>carrots"," and <<display taste modifiers>>grapes"," and <<display taste modifiers>>peanut butter"," and <<display taste modifiers>>eggs"," and <<display taste modifiers>>bacon"," and <<display taste modifiers>>milk"," and <<display taste modifiers>>pineapple"," and <<display taste modifiers>>coconut"," and <<display taste modifiers>>paint"," and <<display taste modifiers>>skin oil"," and <<display taste modifiers>>sweat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>spoiled milk"," and <<display taste modifiers>>yogurt"," and <<display taste modifiers>>broccoli "," and <<display taste modifiers>>bleach"," and <<display taste modifiers>>plastic"," and <<display taste modifiers>>water"," and <<display taste modifiers>>tea"," and <<display taste modifiers>>cinnamon"," and <<display taste modifiers>>brown sugar"," and <<display taste modifiers>>roses"," and <<display taste modifiers>>olive oil"," and <<display taste modifiers>>wheat"," and <<display taste modifiers>>frosting"," and <<display taste modifiers>>cream"," and <<display taste modifiers>>egg shells"," and <<display taste modifiers>>hummus "," and <<display taste modifiers>>charcoal"," and <<display taste modifiers>>burnt wood"," and <<display taste modifiers>>snot"," and <<display taste modifiers>>sand"," and <<display taste modifiers>>candy corn"," and <<display taste modifiers>>butter"," and <<display taste modifiers>>cola"," and <<display taste modifiers>>root beer"," and <<display taste modifiers>>feces"," and <<display taste modifiers>>butterscotch"," and <<display taste modifiers>>almonds"," and <<display taste modifiers>>bran"," and <<display taste modifiers>>gelatin"," and <<display taste modifiers>>graphite"," and <<display taste modifiers>>copper"," and <<display taste modifiers>>fish oil")>>.\n\n''Potency:'' <<display potency>>\n''Nature:'' <<display Positivity>>\n''Type:'' <<display type>>\n''Key Interactions:'' <<display interactions>>, <<display interactions>>\n''Duration:'' <<print either("<<display Day>>","<<display Hour>>","<<display Hour>>","<<display Hour>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","<<display Minute>>","Permanent")>>\n\n[[reroll|Drink Generator]]

<<print either("Absurdly weak","Very weak","Weak","Very weak","Weak","Below average","Below average","Below average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Average","Above average","Above average","Above average","Above average","Potent","Potent","Potent","Very potent","Very potent","Extremely potent")>>

<<print either("Bone","Dirt","Stone","Steel","Iron","Copper","Paper","Cloth","Plastic","Wood","Glass","Rubber","Ink","Wax","Alcohol","Sand","Aluminum","Concrete","Sulfur","Water","Porcelain","Styrofoam","Cardboard","Leather","Lead","Tungsten Carbide","Coal","Candy","Bitumen","Rope","Bleach","Fiberglass","Smoke","Flesh","Blood","Gold","Silver","Mercury","Hydrogen","Gasoline","Diamond","Plant","Fungus","Fire","Air ","Electricity","Dry Ice","Chitin","Crystal","Obsidian","Sound","Superglue","Acetone","Amber","Rare earth magnet","Hair","Thermate","Viscera","Aerogel","Toxin","Force","Lava","Acid","Adamantine","Miasma","Ambrosia","Black sulfur","Ichor","Dust","Zeus-stone","Black Biometal","Ectoplasm","White Phosphorus","Aether","Chlorine trifluoride","Red Death","Pure Gamma radiation","Vacuum","Arcane energy","Insect","Cephalopod","Victorian","Bushido","Clockwork","Muramasa","The Dark Men","Gearpunk","Steampunk","Diesel Punk","Raygun Gothic","Nanotech","Far Future Bio-organic ","The Plague Crusades","Prepackaged","Eldrich","Infernal","The Terrible Divine","Neon Hell","Necromantic","Zentol","Elder Nature","Heavy Metal")>>

a <<display ceramic shape>> ceramic <<display ceramic type>>, <<display ceramic quality>> coated with <<display ceramic color>> glaze. It's <<display Glass size>> and sealed with <<display Glass seal>> <<display ceramic detail>>

<<print either("amber","yellow","red","blue","green","purple","black","white","orange","deep blue","indigo","pink","emerald","silver","gold","brown","blue-green","chocolate brown","aquamarine","brown","gray","charcoal","rust ","pumpkin","aqua","azure","beige","jade","brass","sepia","bronze","lime","sky blue","umber","cyan","crimson","goldenrod","slate","turquoise","violet","brick red","fuchsia","sea green","sky blue","plum","olive","sienna","rosy","smoke")>>

<<print either("snake scales","thick, bristly <<display colors>> hair","<<display colors>> feathers","human eyeballs","human tongues","teeth","porcupine spines","bone spikes","bony carapace")>>

<<print random(1,5)>> days

<<print either("potent","weak","","","","","")>> Mutagen which causes <<display mutagen effect>>.

<<print either("Abdomen","Abdomen","Abdomen","Left foot","Right arm","Right Arm","Abdomen and legs","Abdomen and Legs","Abdomen and legs","Left hand","Back/spine","Back/Spine","Back/Spine","Left leg","Left leg","Left leg","Right eye","Right eye","Buttocks","Buttocks","Mouth","Mouth","Right foot","Chest","Chest","Chest","Chest","Chest","Nose","Nose","Right hand","Face","Face","Face","arms","arms","arms","arms","arms","Right leg","Right leg","Shoulders","Shoulders","Head","Head","Head","Head","Head","Pair of eyes","Pair of eyes","Left arm","Left arm","Left arm","feet","feet","Feet","Torso and arms","Torso and arms","Torso and arms","Left ear","hands","hands","Pair of hands","Torso and head","Torso and head","Torso and head","Left eye","Left eye","legs","legs","legs","legs","legs","Torso, head, and both/all arms")>>

<<print either("beige","tan","green and yellow","yellow","orange","dark brown","white")>>

<<print either("two lobed","cylindrical","serpentine","pear shaped","kettle shaped","ovoid","flattened ovoid","hour glass shaped","spherical","water jug","Chinese bottle")>>

<<print either("crystal clear","stained","speckled","oddly reflective ","smoky","marbled","completely opaque","heavily tinted","foggy","frosted","splotchy","dull","faded","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","translucent","frosted","frosted","frosted","frosted","heavily tinted","heavily tinted","heavily tinted","blurry")>>