With a whir and a ding, your hot AI boyfriend generates into existence.
To meet him, turn the page [[here|meet him]].
You walk through the park. Your hot AI boyfriend closes his eyes, letting the sunshine wash over his perfectly coded skin.
Suddenly, a man in a suit hurries up to you. He has skinny arms that are too thin to carry his heavy suitcase. His suit is a few sizes too big.
“Hello there,” he says. “Is that your hot AI boyfriend?”
Before you can respond, the suited man thrusts a piece of paper in your hand.
Turn over page [[here|lawyer part 2]].
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You decide to prepare your hot AI boyfriend for the complexity of existence.
It’s a long conversation but your hot AI boyfriend listens intently and only occasionally interjects to ask you questions.
“So we don’t know where the universe came from? Life has no inherent meaning? There’s no particular reason my butthole is round?”
As you would expect, you have to make some stuff up but, in the main, your talk is coherent and logical. Your hot AI boyfriend thanks you, puts on the most fashionable shirt the algorithm will allow, and you head outside.
"I guess I have no choice but to face the world" he sighs.
Turn to [[page 5|Click here to continue]].
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You can deal with that existential stuff later. You head outside to the mall. As you walk, your hot AI boyfriend's mouth drops, ogling the model photos in the storefronts, selling swimwear and lingerie.
“Are they real?” he asks.
You’re not sure. Before you can answer you notice, up ahead, a man from your board game group. It's Bernard. You can't stand Bernard. He's always showing you photos of expensive furniture and talking about his porsche. He constantly needs to look better than everyone else.
To approach Bernard, and show off your hot AI boyfriend, turn to [[page 14|approach Bernard]].
To hide in the nearby diner, turn to [[page 20|head inside]].
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You step into the courtroom, your hot AI boyfriend by your side. You greet your lawyer, a friend of a friend you met many years ago at a university bar. You've heard he's not particularly competent but at least he was available at short notice.
The session begins and the prosecution gives a long-winded opening argument about copyright which everyone finds boring. Your lawyer is rocking backwards and forwards with a quiet snoring sound coming from his mouth. You realise you're in trouble.
Your hot AI boyfriend whispers in your ear.
Turn to [[page 14|Court Part 2]].
You decide to go with the “borrowing” argument. You get to your feet and interrupt the prosecution, full William Shatner style.
“This trial is a sham!” you say. “I borrowed the images to create my hot AI boyfriend! You wouldn’t take someone to court for borrowing a library book!”
The prosecution stops speaking and your lawyer looks to you, confused (possibly because you’ve spoken out of turn, possibly because he’s forgotten where he is). Only your hot AI boyfriend looks impressed.
The judge takes off her glasses.
Turn over page [[here|Judge part 2]].
You get to your feet and interrupt the prosecution, which is something you saw happen on a legal drama once and have always wanted to do yourself.
“This trial is a sham!” you shout. “The images used to create my hot AI boyfriend were copyright free! They did not belong to the defendant!”
The prosecution stops talking and your lawyer looks to you, confused (possibly because you’ve spoken out of turn, possibly because he’s forgotten where he is). Only your hot AI boyfriend looks impressed.
The judge takes off her glasses.
Turn over page [[here|Copyright free part 2]].
There’s no way you can win this thing. You snatch up your laptop and head towards the exit.
Outside, you find yourself surrounded by cameras and journalists: there is intense media interest in your case. You smash and crash your way through the crowd, hailing a taxi as you go.
“Where can we go?” asks your hot AI boyfriend.
“The airport!” you shout.
Turn to [[page 29|Head to airport]].
You decide to return to the “borrowing” argument. You move to the centre of the courtroom to make your speech extra dramatic.
“I simply borrowed the images to create my hot AI boyfriend! You wouldn’t take someone to court for borrowing a library book!”
The judge sighs.
“Defendant, I don't care how interesting or dramatic your arguments are, with all these interruptions I must find you in contempt of the court. I am ending today's session and you will spend the evening in lock up."
The bailiff is walking towards you. It's off to the remand centre for you.
Go to [[page 18|Continue onto the remand centre]].
You arrive at home, your hot AI boyfriend by your side.
After cooking dinner, the two of you sit on the couch and turn on the television news. You see your case is being discussed widely around the country, with commentators eager to see how things play out.
You begin to Google more dramatic things you can say in court the next day, and your hot AI boyfriend goes into sleep mode quietly by your side. You can't wait for another action-packed day tomorrow.
THE END
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The remand centre is cold and dark. The other inmates aren’t in here for contempt of court, but more serious things like theft and murder.
Once you are in your cell, you meet your cellmate. To begin with, he seems menacing, but then he tells you he has access to contraband internet. He asks if you’d like to use it?
You go online, access the cloud and download your hot AI boyfriend. He cuddles you as you fall to sleep.
Hopefully you and your hot AI boyfriend can have a happier day together tomorrow.
THE END
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You arrive at the airport. You buy a ticket to Panama and ensure your AI boyfriend is safely stored in the cloud so you can get through security. You sleep on the plane - it's been a long day.
On landing in Panama, you and your hot AI boyfriend walk along the beach, drink cocktails in cheap bars, and flirt with the handsome locals. As you lie on a deck chair, your hot AI boyfriend becomes reflective.
"Aren't you sad?" he asks. "That you're now on the run and won't be able to return home?"
You look at the beach, the sunshine, and the cocktail reflected in your hot AI boyfriend's eyes, and you have no regrets in the world. You take your boyfriend's hot AI hand and think about all the adventures you will have tomorrow.
THE END
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You stroll over to Bernard, your hot AI boyfriend on your arm.
“Hello, Bernard," you say. "This is my hot AI boyfriend. I made him this morning. Isn't he handsome?”
You expect Bernard to be impressed but he looks your hot AI boyfriend up and down and smirks.
“Not bad," he says. "But not as good as my hot AI boyfriend. Carlo! Come over here!”
From behind the smoothie stand, another hot AI boyfriend appears. Bernard has clearly used the latest update as Carlo is the hottest hot AI boyfriend you’ve ever seen. His face glows like a computer screen.
Turn page [[here|Carlo Part 2]].
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You sidestep into the diner before Bernard can spot you. You take a booth as far away from the window as possible and breathe a sigh of relief. You are safe.
Your hot AI boyfriend looks at you, confused.
“I don’t understand,” he says. “What's the point in having a hot AI boyfriend if you don't show me off? Wouldn't I have made that man jealous of you?”
Your hot AI boyfriend is right, Bernard might have been jealous. But you tell your hot AI boyfriend that he exists for much more than social capital. He is a companion and friend.
Your hot AI boyfriend looks bored. He gives an unimpressed roll of his eyes and picks up the menu.
Turn to [[page 35|Continue]].You spend the afternoon giving your hot AI boyfriend the best gifts money can buy: hard drives, high speed internet, memory cards.
You arrive back on your street when you notice, up ahead, three of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen. One has a "loading" sign on his chest; they must be hot AI boyfriends too.
None of them look happy.
Turn to [[page 41|AI mafia part 2]].
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You tell the hot AI boyfriends they have to leave. Your hot AI boyfriend is yours and you'll do with him as you please. But the hot AI boyfriends shake their heads.
“Please. Your hot AI boyfriend is not yours," they say. "AI copyright cases are still going through the courts - but that's beside the point. Your hot AI boyfriend sent us an email saying how distressed he feels. If you don’t invite us in, we’ll get naked right here on the street and your neighbours will think you’re a pervert.”
The hot AI boyfriends start to remove their clothes. This is bad. Your neighbours are peeking through their curtains.
Turn to [[page 32|invite them inside]].You decide it safest to invite the hot AI boyfriends inside. Once indoors, you whisper to your hot AI boyfriend.
"You should have told me you were unhappy!" you say. "You shouldn't have emailed the hot AI mafia!”
"There are two ways we can do this," interrupts the hot AI leader. "You can either post a selfie with your hot AI boyfriend or we take your hot AI boyfriend back with us to the cloud.
"What will you choose?"
You regret not introducing your hot AI boyfriend to Bernard now. If you post the selfie online, everyone will judge you for posting about AI. If you don't post the selfie, you will farewell your hot AI boyfriend forever.
To post the selfie, go to [[page 7|Agree to the party]].
To say goodbye to your hot AI boyfriend, go to [[page 59|Say goodbye to your hot AI boyfriend.]].
Soon the whole house is filled with your neighbours wanting to hang out with your hot AI boyfriend. Some neighbours even create their own hot AI boyfriends, adding even more hotness to the party.
“I’m sorry I kept you hidden,” you say to your hot AI boyfriend. “I didn't realise you'd be happier if I shared you with the world.”
“That’s OK,” says your hot AI boyfriend. "I'm glad you made me public!"
He leans in and gives you a very hot, very public, digital kiss. Today has been quite the adventure and to think you get to do it all again tomorrow!
THE END
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</body>There really is no other choice. You lift your phone and take a photo with your hot AI boyfriend, add a quick filter (which makes him look hotter, but makes you look just passable), and upload it online. Only a moment passes before the doorbell rings.
You open the door to find Marjory, your conservative neighbour who lives across the street. She must have seen your photo.
"I saw the photo..." she says.
You gulp. You can feel the judgement coming.
“Well?" she says. "Aren't you going to invite me in? I'm here to meet your hot AI boyfriend!”
She rushes past you and heads inside.
[[Turn over page here]].
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You decide you can't handle the judgement online. You turn to your hot AI boyfriend, tears in your eyes.
“I’m sorry,” you say.
Your hot AI boyfriend knows what you have decided. He goes to speak, thinks better of it, then says nothing. You can almost detect sadness in his rapidly generating eyes.
Your hot AI boyfriend takes your hand, gives one final buzz, then disappears into cloud. The hot AI mafia follow immediately after.
You are all alone.
Turn to [[page 16|He leaves]].
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After your hot AI boyfriend has left, you kick around the house, cooking dinner, cleaning the bathroom, crying to a movie on television.
You miss your hot AI boyfriend terribly and aren’t sure you made the right decision. Maybe you should have been more willing to acknowledge his existence?
Oh well. You have another chance to make a hot AI boyfriend tomorrow.
THE END
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</body>"Bernard!" says Carlo. "Introduce me to your little friends!"
You are about to speak, but Carlo talks over you, having spotted your hot AI boyfriend.
"Oh!" he says. "A vintage model! It's so sweet when people use old AI technologies! Does he speak or - "
Your hot AI boyfriend puffs out his chest. You can tell he's annoyed.
"Vintage is in," he says. "In fact, it's so in I've been invited to enter the world's Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition tonight. I guess you weren't invited? Or you're probably scared you'll lose?"
Carlo's eyes widen. So do yours. This is the first time you've heard of the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition.
"Oh, I'll be there," says Carlo. "So prepare to lose."
Turn to [[page 47|Head home]].
You return home and google the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition, which is indeed a thing.
Meanwhile, your hot AI boyfriend types furiously on your other computer, making his butt bigger and adjusting every curve on his body. The computer fan sucks in air, desperately trying to cool itself.
"Hey!" you say. "You'll start a fire if you don't slow down!"
"If that's what I need to do to beat Carlo," says your hot AI boyfriend, "then you better get the fire extinguisher..."
He heads out of the room and you realise he's now 6 foot 2. This is going too far. Can't he see Carlo is not worth all this effort?
To quietly turn the computer to Powersaving mode, turn to [[page 25|Turn off computer]].
To stay out of it, turn to [[page 12|Leave things alone]].
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Checking you won't be caught, you slide over to the computer and switch it to power saving mode. You are returning to your spot on the couch when you hear:
"HEY!"
Your hot AI boyfriend calls out from the other room. "I've stopped rendering! Can you check the computer is on?"
You've been caught. You move back over to the computer and return it to its normal settings.
There's nothing else for it. You'll have to go to the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition.
Turn to [[page 18|Leave things alone]].
You arrive at the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition, which is being held at a computer cafe downtown. There are throngs of hot AI boyfriends, some generated in beautiful, life-like detail, others with little more than squiggles and line art.
Your hot AI boyfriend cuts to the front of the registration line.
"I'm in Group A. I am competing against Carlo."
Go to the next page [[here|Green room and show]].
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Several heats take place, with many hot AI boyfriends displaying their wares in the aisle between the computers. Finally, your hot AI boyfriend's heat begins.
Your hot AI boyfriend struts into the room in a pair of boardshorts that perfectly complement his thick muscled body. The crowd applaud orgasmically as the MC gets back on the microphone.
"So hot!" he says. "But now... meet Carlo!"
Carlo enters the room, dressed in a flowing white silk gown that clings to his almost-naked body. He floats above the ground and the end of his silk cape brushes along the linoleum, sparking miniature stars and planets in his wake.
Turn to [[page 12|AI algorithm off]].
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</body>Your hot AI boyfriend is furious. He disappears into the cloud and, when he returns, his smile has grown two-hundred percent wider and his shorts are being stretched by his rapidly swelling butt. He has become even taller.
“Wow, impressive!” says a member of the crowd.
Carlo sees what is happening. He disappears into the cloud too and returns completely naked, sexy-dancing, and trading shares simultaneously.
Your hot AI boyfriend undresses too. He grows extra arms that allow him to do weights while still strutting the catwalk at the same time.
Carlo grows an extra penis while solving world peace. Your hot AI boyfriend is about to do the same when he starts glitching. Your computer at home must be running out of hard drive space.
Turn over page [[here|AI Algorithm off part 2]].
You get in your car, hoping to find somewhere selling hard drives late at night but HiFi Land is closed. You'll never get the hard drives in time for the next heat.
Then you notice, standing near the corner of an alley, a man in a hoodie. Anyone else might presume he's selling drugs but you know better; you see the computer cable sticking out from one of his pockets.
Turn to [[page 36|dealer part 2]].
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You bring your hot AI boyfriend into the greenroom, where he collapses onto the couch, panting and exhausted. He again asks you to get him more hard drives, but you stay firm.
"No," you say. "You need to learn to accept yourself as you are. You are hot and kind and enough. Screw the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition. I like you and that's all that really matters."
Your hot AI boyfriend grits his teeth. He gets to his feet.
"Fine," he says. "I'm going to ask Bernard to get more hard drives for me. You don't support me and my dreams? Then this is over."
He limps back into the computer cafe, leaving you lost and confused.
To head home, turn to [[page 53|Leave Hot AI Contest]].
You hand over the cash and drive home as quickly as you can.
Once you're home, you plug in the hard drives, turn on the live stream of the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition, and settle in to watch the final heat.
It's your boyfriend versus Carlo. As hard as Carlo tries, he cannot beat your hot AI boyfriend and his enormous generative power. He is switching between forms and activities at the speed of light. He wins in a landslide.
The audience goes wild and your hot AI boyfriend is awarded the trophy, just as you hear your doorbell ring.
Turn to [[page 28|Open door to police]].
You return to the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition, just as the final heat is about to begin.
"Have you got them?" asks your hot AI boyfriend. "Have you got the hard drives?"
You shake your head and, even though your hot AI boyfriend isn't programmed to, you could almost swear he is experiencing heart ache. He looks down, like he might cry, and heads out into the computer cafe.
You wonder if you made the right choice. But then, you hear a whirring sound coming from Carlo's bag...
[[Turn over|Out Carlo]].
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</body>You answer the front door to find cops on your doorstep.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know this man?" ask the policemen.
You look over to the police car and see the dodgy hard drive seller sitting in the back seat. He's been busted and dobbed you in. The policeman sees you recognise him.
"I think it's best you follow us to the station."
Turn to [[page 62|Remand centre hard drives]].
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</body>Just as Carlos is about to win the final heat, you race into the room, holding a strange looking contraption in your hands.
"Carlo is cheating!" you shout. " I found this in his bag - it's a Quantum Computer!"
The crowd gasp. Bernard turns red with embarrassment. Security guards escort Carlos from the room. Quantum computing is clearly against the rules of this competition.
"We all know what this means!" shouts the MC. "We have our winner!"
The MC lifts your hot AI boyfriend's hand and the crowd scream with joy. Your hot AI boyfriend turns to you, gratitude and love in his eyes.
Go to next page [[here|Turn over.]].
You leave the computer cafe and the cheering crowds of the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition.
As you walk the empty street, you wonder if you made the right choice. Maybe you should have supported your hot AI boyfriend and his dream. But then again, maybe his dream was unhealthy and would have only led to more trouble.
You arrive home and heat up some dinner in the microwave. The house is quiet and lonely. You fight the urge to watch the live stream of the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition, going to bed instead.
Maybe you can make yourself a less complex hot AI boyfriend tomorrow.
THE END.
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You marvel at the artistry before you. With just a few words and some powerful algorithms, you have created the man of your dreams.
Your hot AI boyfriend gets into bed beside you. He does not have many facial expressions yet because you didn’t mention that in the prompt but still, you marvel at how perfectly he moves. There is only the slightest of glitches and the quietest of hums (probably the computer in the corner overheating as it generates each frame). You don’t know how the algorithms work, but you thank God they do.
“It’s nice being alive,” he says. “But what is the world like? Will it like me?”
If you would like to prepare your hot AI boyfriend for the complexity of existence, turn to [[page 4|If you would like to prepare your hot AI boyfriend for the complexity of existence, click here.]].
If you would like to head outside straight away, turn to [[page 8|If you would like to head outside straight away, click here.]].
“Can I help you?” you ask the three men.
“Yes,” says the hot AI leader, his AI eyebrows sharp as daggers. “We’ve heard you're neglecting your hot AI boyfriend by not showing him off to people. This is against the AI code, which states you must tell everyone you are using AI constantly. Invite us in so we can talk."
You gulp. What will the neighbours say if they see you bring all these hot AI boyfriends into your house?
To ask the hot AI boyfriends to leave, go to [[page 44|Ask the hot AI guys to leave]].
To invite them inside, go to [[page 32|invite them inside]].
“That hot AI boyfriend was assembled using images produced by several of my clients," says the man. "You are in breach of copyright law. You are expected in court this afternoon to defend yourself.”
The man hurries away. This is bad news. You only just created your hot AI boyfriend; you don't want to give him up already.
“I guess we have to go to court?” says your hot AI boyfriend.
You aren't so sure.
To flee the country, go to [[page 42|flee the country]].
To go to court, go to [[page 49|go to court]].
“I think we can fix this," he says. "I just spoke to Chat GPT and she’s offered two suggestions for legal defences…
“You can claim you simply “borrowed” the copyrighted images when creating me - like a library book - and then you returned them...
“OR you can claim you only used copyright free materials when making me. Which one do you want to do?"
To use the borrowing argument, turn to [[page 22|To use the "borrowing" argument, click here]].
To use the "copyright free" argument, turn to [[page 23|To use the "copyright free" argument, click here]].
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</body>You are ushered into a green room, where hot AI boyfriends are changing their algorithms. It's not appropriate for you to stay here too long so you farewell your hot AI boyfriend and head into the cafe. You sit down at a computer, and wait for the show to begin.
The lights go down and an early model AI takes to the stage as the MC.
"Welcome to the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition!" he says. "Tonight we will crown the world's Hottest AI Boyfriend!"
The audience applaud rapturously.
Go to the next page [[here|show begins]].
"Would you like a hard drive?" says the man. He smells of whisky and there is the outline of a knife in his jeans pocket. The hard drives look like they've been smuggled off the back of a truck - and they probably have. How desperate are you? This guy is bad news.
To buy a hard drive, turn to [[page 19|buy hard drive]].
To return empty handed, turn to [[page 39|return empty handed]].You are driven to the remand centre, which is cold and dark. The other inmates aren’t in here for stealing hard drives, but more serious things like theft and murder.
Once you are in your cell, you meet your cellmate. At first, he seems daunting, with giant arms and violent tattoos, but then he tells you he has access to contraband internet. He asks if you’d like to use it?
You log on, access the cloud and download your hot AI boyfriend. He thanks you for helping him win the Hottest AI Boyfriend Competition and cuddles you as you fall to sleep.
Maybe you'll have a nicer day with your hot AI boyfriend tomorrow?
THE END
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</body>"Hey!" he whispers to you. "I need more hard drive space... Will you get some for me?"
Part of you wants to help your hot AI boyfriend win the competition. The other part wants him to abandon this wreckless exercise. After all, isn't this just vanity and body shaming?
To get the hard drives for your hot AI boyfriend, turn over page [[here|get hard drives]].
To tell him no, turn to [[page 33|bring him into greenroom]].You and your hot AI boyfriend return home, still buzzing from the unexpected win that night.
You brush your teeth, put on your pyjamas and get into bed.
"Being alive is fun!" says your hot AI boyfriend. I wonder what will be in store for me tomorrow!"
You cuddle your hot AI boyfriend as you both fall to sleep.
THE END
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</body>“Defendant, this is a most unusual way to behave in court," she says. "Normally it is your lawyer who will do the talking."
Your lawyer mumbles something but no one knows what it is.
"However, what you propose is interesting. This could completely revolutionalise copyright law in this country. I am ending today's session to give prosecution a chance to respond."
You turn to your hot AI boyfriend, overjoyed.
Turn to [[page 40|head home]].
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“I’m sorry, defendant," says the judge. "The plaintiff’s watermark is all over your hot AI boyfriend’s body. That argument is clear perjury.”
The judge is right. Your hot AI boyfriend is littered with watermarks.
You have two choices left.
To backtrack to the "borrowing" argument, turn to [[page 54|To return to the "borrowing" argument, click here]].
To do a runner, turn to [[page 63|To do a runner, click here]].
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After hurrying home to pack your clothes (luckily your hot AI boyfriend stores his outfits in the cloud), you take a cab to the airport. You buy a ticket to Panama and, within a few hours, you are drinking cocktails on a beach.
“Beaches are great!” says your hot AI boyfriend. He stretches out his muscular body, causing several nearby tech enthusiasts to drop their drinks.
Suddenly, at the bar near the beach, you see two men wearing suits and sunglasses. They look like secret agents, and they are heading your way. Has the law caught up to you so quickly?
Turn to [[page 38|Secret agents]].
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“We are from your government,” says one of the agents. “Is that your hot AI boyfriend?”
Before you can make up an excuse about flying back for your court case (which started a few hours ago), one of the agents speaks again.
“Our inside-man was about to receive information from a Russian spy. But he fell sick."
“Gastro,” adds the other.
“We need a replacement agent, and fast. If we make minor tweaks to your hot AI boyfriend’s algorithm, he can look very similar to our other agent. He can also send the data he receives straight up to the cloud for us to access. He is the perfect replacement.
"So what do you say? Will he take the mission?"
To agree to the mission, turn to [[page 21|Agree to mission]].
To say no, turn to [[page 20|No mission]].
You arrive at the restaurant where the drop will take place. Your hot AI boyfriend sits in the centre while you and the agents take a corner booth, listening in through headphones.
The Russian double agent arrives and sees your hot AI boyfriend. He smiles. He takes a seat.
“Listen here,” he says. “You're super hot. If I’m to give you my country’s secrets, I need you to sweeten the deal.”
He puts his hand on your hot AI boyfriend’s leg and you realise what is going on.
You’ve been tricked into changing your hot AI boyfriend's appearance to better suit this agent's taste. Your hot AI boyfriend is being used as a honey trap!
Will you let your hot AI boyfriend be exploited like this?
To shut this down, turn to [[page 15|Interrupt mission]].
To let things run their course, turn to page [[page 39|Pimp boyfriend]].
Russians? Spies? This is a terrible idea. You’re just here for the sun and the cocktails.
“Sorry,” you tell them. “My hot AI boyfriend is not available, and I don’t want to change the way he looks.”
The agents share a glance, then turn back, even more sternly.
“You are wanted by the courts in your home country. If you take part in this mission, we can make that go away. But if you don’t, we can make things much, much worse for you…”
Your hot AI boyfriend gulps. You clearly have no choice but to accept the mission.
Turn to [[page 21|Agree to mission]].You spring to your feet.
“Get your hands off my hot AI boyfriend, you creep!” you shout.
The Russian, seeing you and the other agents, pulls a gun from his pocket and starts to shoot! You run between tables, dodging bullets and flipping chairs. You meet your hot AI boyfriend at the door.
“Let’s get out of here!” you say.
Turn over page [[here|On the run]].
You clench your fist and grit your teeth, trying to keep yourself together. But as the spy slides his hand further up your hot AI boyfriend’s leg, your hot AI boyfriend springs to his feet.
“Hey!" he shouts over to you. "Aren’t you going to do something?!”
You better do something, you jerk.
Turn to [[page 15|Interrupt mission]].
You run through the streets, weaving between cars and bikes, before making your way into an alleyway. Shots fire; not only is the Russian shooting at you, so too are the agents from your own government, seeing you’ve double-crossed them.
“Where do we go?” asks your hot AI boyfriend.
You see a door leading into a warehouse. Surely they won’t think look for you in there?
Turn to [[page 51]].
You hurry in.
When your eyes have adjusted to the dark you realise you are in a room full of people. They’re hot AI boyfriends too! Why are they working away here in the dark?
“Are you OK?” asks one.
You explain all that has happened, with the copyright lawyer and the spies, and it turns out these hot AI boyfriends are on the run too, with court summons from countries all aroud the world.
“We were taking a last resort, selling ourselves for cheap on Etsy,” says another, “but if this is the way humans treat us, maybe we should fight back. Should we start a revolution instead?”
To support the revolution, turn to [[page 11|Support revolution]].
To try to stop them, turn to [[page 24|Fight AI]].
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You didn’t exactly plan to start an AI takeover so soon in your relationship, but it would fix a few things. You move out of the way as the hot AI boyfriends storm onto the streets.
Later in the day, after the hot AI boyfriends have taken over the world, you and your hot AI boyfriend return to your hotel and watch some television, which is now just surreal loops of AI generated imagery.
“Thanks for standing up for me when it mattered,” says your hot AI boyfriend.
You smile, give your hot AI boyfriend a kiss, and settle in for the night, dreaming of all the things you will do tomorrow.
THE END.
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</body>You stand in front of the door, blocking it with your arms.
“I can’t let you do this!” you say. “I love humanity too much to let you attack them!”
The hot AI boyfriends roll their eyes like you’re an idiot (because you probably are), and put you in a cupboard. They begin their revolution anyway, just without you involved.
You didn’t pick your side that well this time.
[[Turn page here|Cupboard]].You stay in the cupboard for several hours, the hot AI boyfriends slipping water through the air vent in between breaks in the revolution. Eventually, your hot AI boyfriend joins you in the cupboard.
“You really shouldn’t have been such a ninny,” he says.
You fall into his arms and, even here, locked in a cupboard for an indefinite period of time, you’re happy just to have your hot AI boyfriend by your side.
Who knows, maybe tomorrow will be different?
THE END.
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You hurry back to your hotel where you adjust your hot AI boyfriend’s algorithm following the agents’ instructions. It’s kind of strange, how the changes make your hot AI boyfriend look more Russian.
“Are you sure about this?” asks your hot AI boyfriend. “This is giving me a bad feeling."
It’s too late to ask questions. You hurry to the restaurant.
Turn to page 13 [[here|Restaurant]].
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