☆ boy kisser ☆
by princess
[[play|intro]](set: $boyskissed = 0)(set: $days = 0)you are (display: 'adjective') (display: 'noun') boy
you live at (display: 'location adjective') (display: 'location noun')
you've never kissed a boy
[[(display: 'select meet')|new boy]]
[[(display: 'select dont meet')|the end]](set: $days += 1)you (display: 'location verb') (display: 'location adjective') (display: 'location noun')
you (display: 'interact') (display: 'adjective') (display: 'noun') boy
[[(display: 'select kiss')|kiss boy]]
[[(display: 'select dont kiss')|do not kiss boy]]
[[(display: 'select no more')|the end]]
(display: 'boys kissed')you died
total (display: 'boys kissed')
[[start over|title page]](either: "adorable", "ambitious", "androgynous", "angelic", "angsty", "annoying", "asexual", "autistic", "awkward", "based", "bleeding", "blissful", "blushy", "bored", "braindead", "brainless", "bratty", "bubbly", "cannibalistic", "carefree", "chronically ill", "clumsy", "confused", "cool", "corrupted", "cozy", "cringe", "crying", "cuddly", "cursed", "cute", "dangerous", "dazed", "degenerate", "demonic", "depraved", "depressed", "deranged", "desperate", "disabled", "disheveled", "dizzy", "dumb", "dying", "eager", "edgy", "emotional", "enemy", "epic", "ethereal", "euphoric", "evil", "exiled", "fashionable", "feminine", "feminized", "feral", "fertile", "flirty", "frail", "fuckable", "fun", "gay", "genderfluid", "girly", "gross", "hedonistic", "horny", "hyperdimensional", "hypersexual", "idiot", "immunocompromised", "imprisoned", "injured", "innocent", "insignificant", "insomniac", "lazy", "lewd", "lonely", "lost", "lucky", "mega-cute", "melty", "mischievous", "moody", "mysterious", "naked", "neotenic", "nice", "nonbinary", "paranoid", "pastel", "pathetic", "perverted", "pitiful", "playful", "plural", "poetic", "poggy", "poison", "popular", "powerful", "precious", "pregnant", "pretty", "problematic", "psychic", "quiet", "rabid", "radicalized", "rebellious", "retarded", "revolutionary", "rival", "sad", "sadistic", "scary", "scheming", "secretive", "seductive", "sensitive", "shy", "sick", "sinful", "sparkly", "sporty", "sleepy", "slimy", "stray", "slutty", "special", "squishy", "stinky", "stupid", "suffering", "sweaty", "sweet", "tired", "tormented", "toxic", "transgender", "ultra-cute", "uncanny", "undead", "unfortunate", "vengeful", "virgin", "weak", "weird", "wistful", "woozy", "worthless", "wounded", "wretched", "yummy")(either: "alien", "angel", "animal", "arsonist", "artist", "assassin", "athlete", "bird", "birthday", "bug", "bunny", "cat", "cheerleader", "circus", "clown", "computer", "con artist", "criminal", "crybaby", "cryptid", "demon", "detective", "dirt", "doll", "exorcist", "fail", "fairy", "felon", "fish", "flower", "fox", "frog", "fugitive", "gamer", "ghost", "girl", "government experiment", "hacker", "hoodie", "horse", "incubus", "insect", "internet", "jelly", "killer", "lich", "lizard", "loser", "magical", "monster", "murderer", "mushroom", "music", "necromancer", "nerd", "nymph", "party", "pixie", "plant", "pogchamp", "pony", "priestess", "princess", "programmer", "puppet", "puppy", "rat", "rave", "rodent", "shadow", "sicko", "skeleton", "slime", "sludge", "slug", "slut", "sorceror", "succubus", "tentacle", "terrorist", "thief", "trash", "troublemaker", "ufo", "unicorn", "urchin", "vampire", "witch", "worm", "writer")(set: $boyskissed += 1)(either: "<3", "<3 <3 <3", "<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3", "you kiss", "you kiss!", "you kiss the boy", "you kiss the boy!", "the boy kisses you!", "wow", "wow!", "wow!!", "wow!!!", "wow!!!!", "wow!!!!!", "you kiss hard", "you kiss hard!", "you kiss softly", "you kiss gently", "you kiss the boy gently", "you kiss the boy gently!", "the boy kisses you gently", "the boy kisses you gently!", "you kiss passionately", "you kiss the boy passionately", "the boy kisses you passionately", "you kiss intensely", "you kiss intensely!", "you kiss the boy intensely", "you kiss the boy intensely!", "the boy kisses you intensely", "the boy kisses you intensely!", "you kiss a lot", "you kiss a lot!", "the boy kisses you a lot", "the boy kisses you a lot!", "you kiss all night", "you kiss all night!", "you kiss the boy all night", "you kiss the boy all night!", "you kiss for a long time", "you kiss for a long time!", "you make out", "you make out with the boy", "you make out with the boy!", "you make out all night", "you make out all night!", "you make out with the boy all night", "you make out with the boy all night!")
[[(display: 'select meet another')|refresh]]
[[(display: 'select no more')|the end]]
(display: 'boys kissed')(either: "abandoned", "ancient", "barricaded", "beautiful", "boring", "collapsed", "condemned", "contaminated", "creepy", "decaying", "demolished", "derelict", "deserted", "desolate", "destroyed", "dimly lit", "dismal", "doomed", "dreamy", "dreary", "flooded", "foggy", "forsaken", "gloomy", "grim", "haunted", "hazy", "hellish", "high-security", "inaccessible", "infested", "liminal", "melancholic", "miserable", "moonlit", "murky", "nightmare", "obliterated", "overgrown", "otherworldly", "quarantined", "restricted", "ruined", "secluded", "squalid", "vacant", "war-torn", "wasteland", "wrecked")(either: "alley", "amusement park", "apartment complex", "arcade", "arcade bar", "bar", "basement", "beach", "boardwalk", "bridge", "canal", "carnival", "casino", "catacombs", "cemetery", "chemical plant", "church", "circus", "club", "coast", "concert venue", "construction site", "convention center", "crypt", "demilitarized zone", "dock", "drainage ditch", "factory", "farm", "fast food restaurant", "football field", "garage", "garden", "gas station", "golf course", "government facility", "gym", "harbor", "highway", "hospital", "hotel", "junkyard", "lagoon", "lake", "lighthouse", "mall", "mansion", "mausoleum", "miniature golf course", "motel", "nightclub", "nuclear reactor", "offshore platform", "oil refinery", "overpass", "parking garage", "parking lot", "party house", "pier", "power plant", "pumping station", "quarry", "radio tower", "railyard", "rave", "reservoir", "river", "roadside diner", "sawmill", "scrapyard", "sector", "self-storage facility", "sewer", "shipwreck", "shipyard", "skate park", "slaughterhouse", "stadium", "strip mall", "subway", "tennis courts", "theme park", "train platform", "underpass", "warehouse", "water park", "wharf")(either: "go to", "drive to", "travel to", "break into", "wander into", "trespass at", "lurk at", "look around", "wander around", "enter", "explore", "visit", "investigate", "hang out at")(either: "kiss boy", "kiss the boy", "kiss that boy", "kiss?", "kiss boy?", "kiss!", "kiss the boy!")(either: "don't kiss", "don't kiss!", "don't kiss boy", "don't kiss the boy", "don't kiss that boy", "do not kiss the boy", "do not kiss that boy", "don't kiss the boy!", "don't kiss that boy!", "do not kiss the boy!")(either: "don't kiss any more boys", "stop kissing boys", "done kissing boys", "no more kissing boys")(either: "meet another boy", "meet new boy", "meet a new boy", "meet more boys", "meet other boys", "meet some other boys", "meet some new boys", "find another boy", "find new boy", "find a new boy", "find more boys", "find other boys", "find some other boys", "find some new boys")(either: "meet a boy", "meet new boy", "meet a new boy", "meet new boys", "meet boys", "meet some boys", "meet some new boys", "find a boy", "find new boy", "find a new boy", "find new boys", "find boys", "find some boys", "find some new boys")(either: "don't meet any boys", "don't meet boys", "don't find any boys", "do not find boys")boys kissed: $boyskissed(if: $days < 7)[(display: 'new boy')](else:)[(display: 'the end')](either: "you don't kiss the boy", "you don't kiss the boy!", "you friendzone the boy", "you get outta there", "you take your leave", "you go home", "you run away", "you run away!", "the boy does not get kissed", "you decide not to kiss the boy", "you refuse to kiss the boy", "you leave the boy alone", "you ditch the boy", "you ghost the boy", "you ignore the boy", "you just chill")
[[(display: 'select meet another')|refresh]]
[[(display: 'select no more')|the end]]
(display: 'boys kissed')(either: "encounter", "find", "meet")